>Half involved in a conversation with normie acquaintances.
>Conversation turns to sex, as it always does with normies
>Everyone's sharing their weird or funny experiences.
>Turn to me
>"So anon, what's your story?"
>mfw
How do you deal with this situation?
It's your own fault for befriending normies.
They probably laugh at you behind your back and you're just the odd one out that's used for favors or as leftovers if someone else can't hangout.
Make shit up.
>be teenager virgin, everyone is always talking about sex
>be adult who gets laid on the regular, sex talk is inappropriate and now anybody wants to talk about is their kids, wedding plans, or mortgages.
You know, I recently fucked two girls in the same day and went on a date with a third, all in one day. Like, this is the crazy shit I never got to do as a teenager and now I can't even talk or brag about it.
"I don't have sex with real people, I beat off to drawings of little kids." Then show them your expansive loli collection :^)
>being a lack woman on tindr
Everytime I'm on there i always have to put some racist in their place. Not all black women are big booty whores, just stop.
>>28653606
>Being black
Out
>Being woman
Out Out
>On tinder
REEEEEEEEE NORMIES
OUT OUT OUT!
Shut up nigress
You're flat as fuck, bebe. I knew a methhead girl who had a better body than you
>tfw you will never know this feel
>tfw no gf
Why would I want a girlfriend when she has no reason to stay with me if I actually managed?
>>28653417
Nothing like others depending on you.
>>28653417
Don't forget the "you're my best friend" text she sends right after
We are dirt growers.
Everything we make and become eventually turns into dirt.
Our purpose is to just be, so the ball we are on can continue growing.
Perhaps it is sentient.
Perhaps it is a cosmic power plant
Perhaps it will become a base for our designers.
But all of that is above us, robots.
We are just the dirt makers.
It's the one thing every one of us achieves.
I don't know about you but when I die I'm going to be stardust, not dirt.
>>28653435
Youll be dirt first and stardust later.
Then eventually, just a scattered bunch of particles floating through the void
I too maintain that the purpose of every life is death. When they ask me 'so, what do you do with your life, anon?' I answer 'I'm waiting for it all to end.'
>its a NEET thinks he's a robot thread
HAHAHAHAHA
fuck off with your happiness and smug attitude you NEET faggot. you know who you remind me of, with your awesome life and attitude towards those who werent born as fortunate as you? you remind me of chad you fuck. you know what that means?
IT MEANS YOU DONT BELONG HERE. GO SHOW YOUR AWESOME LIFE OFF ON FACEBOOK LIKE THE REST OF THE CHADS OUT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!
awwwww
wagie gonna cwy?
wagie gonna cwy?
>>28653447
oh look everyone, its chad
>>28653412
shameless false-flagging desu
inb4 normie REEEEE
>tired of being so fucking lonely
>be me 4/10
>have a good job, but no ability to manage money so I live with my mom, age 23
>install tinder for the 10th time in my life
>match with a 6/10, not impressed but I know I can't do better
>start talking about only thing we have in common: gym
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>>28653371
>Not pre-typed
You disappoint me anon
>we get to her place
>holy shit
>she's rich
>she's fucking rich
>nicest apartment i've ever been to
>she drinks tea, i drink vodka
>tell her she not gonna get 'any' tonight
>know bitches love that shit
>give her a massage
>listen her talk...
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>>28653450
inb4 the girl dies from toxic shock syndrome when she doesn't discover the condom is still inside her two weeks later.
Femanons, have you noticed that non-Virgin men have a weird smell to them? It's like a sour yogurt smell, especially around their genital area. No matter how much they bathe that sour yogurt smell is still there. I never smelt this on Virgin guys but I smell it on every non-Virgin male.
>>28653345
It's from constant masturbation and improper cleaning. The semen congeals and sours, seeping into the skin and produces the "sour milk" smell you speak of.
> The substance causing the peculiar odor in sweat of schizophrenic patients has been isolated and identified as trans-3-methyl-2-hexenoic acid by gas chromatography, mass spectrometry, and nuclear magnetic resonance spectroscopy. The natural and the synthetic compounds were cleaves across the double bond to give 2-pentanone and oxalic acid, thereby confirming the structure.
Sweat in Schizophrenic Patients: Identification of the Odorous Substance
Kathleen Smith1, Geoffrey F. Thompson1, Harry D. Koster1
+ Author Affiliations
Science...
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>>28653345
Why are you smelling non-virgin male's penises so much anon?
Why haven't you corrected your subhumanity yet?
>>28653274
>went from an ugly guy to an ugly girl
>>28653465
Imagine that on a guy though.
That one procedure added definition to her entire face.
>>28653274
Your DNA is still encoded with shitty teeth
Going to get on a plane for the first time. What does it feel like?does it feel uncomfortable like being on a roller coaster or that boat ride?
Plane rides are very similar to that feeling you get when you drop from the tower at amusement parks, except for 2 hours. U get used to it p quickly tho
>>28653170
Its scary on takeoff. The accelleration is very real and its terrifying when the plane behind to lift off. You are accellerating into the sky at an extreme angle and it will make you shit yourself.
Once youre up in the sky cruising along you can't even tell youre moving most of the time and its pretty comfy. Turbulent air can be scary but not on huge planes.
Landing is less scary than takeoff
On takeoff, the aircraft will rapidly accelerate, forcing you back into your seat as the forces act on your body, it's not at all painful and really feels like being blown back by a strongish wind, obviously without the wind.
As you approach cruising altitude of 30,000 feet your ears will "pop" as the pressure changes, it's slightly uncomfortable but you can hold your nose and blow as hard as you can to fix them.
Other than that, it's no different to sitting in your couch at home
Anyone wanna be my skype friend?apple.bringer
>>28653166
What can you offer as a friend?
>>28653211
Uuh. Funny jokes
>>28653166
Sean or Nin?
IQ thread.
>inb4 it's useless: cf. educational, occupational, social, & c. validity
>inb4 it's useless 'in itself', '...unless you put it to use': arbitrary separation from its correlates
>inb4 anecdotal 'but I know a smart/stupid guy who...' exceptions
>inb4 'IQ != intelligence': cf. unfalsifiability of 'problem-solving capacity' and such
>inb4 multiple...
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What's there to discuss when you've pre-empted all discussion about it m8.
>>28653140
who else beyond 0.1%?
>>28653342
>the average score is 98.4
>the test doesn't perform its own standardization
my fellow fembots, what exactly is it about the NEET men that make them so attractive to us fembots?
I've always been a career oriented woman, come from a well off family, went to college, and have a job in finance, yet I just cannot get over this fantasy of being gangbanged by three or even perhaps four NEETS. Logically I know that NEETS produce nothing for society, yet every time I imagine having a NEET dick in my mouth, while simultaneously another is stretching my clit wide open, I become more aroused and wet than anything else!
I dont understand at all, prehaps...
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>another is stretching my clit wide open
>Post yfw you will never be such an autistic beta male that you right this deluded paragraph in a pathetic attempt at self validation
>>28653157
write*
ontario comment
Why do the Jews want to destroy black women's image so much?
Why are American's so trusting of statistics? you dont know where that data has come from or if they even counted everyone, that is such an inaccurate way of going over things. There isnt an equal amount of each race in America so that isnt a fair comparison to make is it, i read that they compare marriages rates of one age group (18-24) for black women against a whole average of white women. That isnt fair is it how many people get married at that age.
Stop buying in to the statistics its bullshit!...
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bebe's finally cracking (or chimping out)
Jews hate all non-Jews. It's their earnest desire to divide and conquer the goyim.
>Why do the Jews want to destroy black women's image so much
They are continuing their endless quest to destroy the nuclear family and racial awareness in America. Drive men against women, turn the races against their own, ect.
>'Hey Anon! Where's your girlfriend? Heheheheh.'
>>28652902
Real funny guys - you all know I like dick.
>>28652902
She's dead.
How about your parents? Are they dead too?
>>28652902
I can't hear you.
Is that Miles Davis?
This our thread boys and girls, a thread for the non-self hating, semi or fully successful, non-women hating, non-anime obsessed normal folk that do not possess waifus.
This board isn't just for shut-in spite creatures, we don't deserve the REEE GET OUT NORMIE shit we get.
So hows it going my dudes and dudettes? Whats on the agenda this week? I got to register for summer classes, get some of dat microbiology and chemistry done. Also going to start using my adjustable dumbbells and work out again, time to put on some swole am I right?
>have job
>have friends
<not sure what I've been doing lurking and occasionally posting for the past 5 years...
>>28652862
>>>/b/
>>>/facebook/
>>28652886
Because we arent bound to the awfulness of /b/. This isn't a board for fuck ups, its a nice medium between /b/ and /int/.
>>28652893
If you're just going to insult us for being normal, go back to your dick size shame thread.