>Be me
>God
>Alpha as fuck
>Omega as fuck
>Flash back to 4.5 billion years ago
>I'm high as balls and come up with this crazy idea
>It's a way for species to change into another species over time, without me having to do shit
>Call it "evolution" because it sounds cool.
>Create...
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>>29903214
Save me, pham. I want out of the simulation.
Good thread.
What would happen if he pulled the plug?
H-ha ha.... Y-you ttttttttttttttoo.....
>*awkwardly collapse this universe and move to a different one because my social skills are bad*
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with fellow robots?
We will be playing videos and listening to music.
It's a free to use room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
We're there 24/7.
No normies or roasties allowed.
Here's the current room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
https://join.skype.com/FTjiTTR78cGw
Additional rules: http://pastebin.com/JPanEMdZ
I was promised cuddles by you know who.
haha wow this is some >>>/soc/ circlejerk!!!!!!!
Well why the fuck not??
What are you watching
Why are these weird spots showing up on my TV? I just want to play video games. But when I connect the xbox to the TV with an HDMI, all these weird spots show up. Can anyone help?
When water gets really cold, it turns into hard water and GTA is a really cold place so that's what happened.
your TV just got cancer, congratulations fuckface
>>29903191
Those are dead pixels, nothing you can do.
How long do you sleep every night
Are you tired when waking up
Are you quickly exhausted?
I sleep about 6 to 7 hours
But almost no matter how much i sleep i always feel tired during the day. Ive noticed that if i stay up really late until like 3am my mind suddenly feels focused and relaxed. During the day i feel dull and hazy
>>29903155
10-14 hours, yes, yes
why do you ask?
>>29903155
I sleep for 6 hours, once or twice. (Rarely thrice)
Feel tired regardless.
Do you think you would be happier living a normal life? I am not sure, sure they get to have more sex than me but I do have it pretty comfy myself
>>29903145
The sex comes at a huge price--- no privacy, constant demands on your time and emotions, not to mention personal space and bank account.
It's not really worth it if you prefer being alone.
I'd be happier with a friend than sex
>>29903145
I would trade everything I have even my life just to be normal for 24 hours
>tfw one month from wizardry
Stop being picky, stop glamorising the pussy, stop searching for a virgin, stop vidya, anime, 4chan
Go out, socialise, and have sex
>>29903205
Jealous that OP will have dank pwrs soon and he wont.
>>29903205
too autistic, always end up spilling spaghetti all over the party
last time I elbowed the host wife in the face, got ejected and called a fat freak, just trying to come to peace with dying alone all truth be told
Would you have sex with your sweet loving daughter if she was in love with you?
This is my fantasy. I really need to find some qt petite girl who calls me daddy
Why haven't you sick fucks adopt some little girl from the orphanage?
>>29903114
Yes
fukin orig
Describe the smell of this webm
>>29903080
It smells like bags of sand.
>>29903080
Sweat and unwashed butthole
>>29903080
bo2935fsl
They blame everything on video games or anything virtual, yet use Facebook, IG, SnapChat, Tinder, and every "social" media available including the games it comes with like Pokemon Go.
I used video games to relax after long and hard days of studying for exams and am a top student. No amount of video games ever prevented me from exceeding. The only thing that every caused me to fail was emotional disturbance, verbal abuse and solitary confinement with no entertainment whatsoever.
So why do they blame video games?
>>29903075
who gives a shit this isn't 2008
>>29903075
>playing "video" games un-ironically
what are you some kind of faggot
>>29903075
it's easier to blame something that isn't your own failure as a parent
pic unrelated
or kinda not i guess
My friend gets his memes from Facebook and they're better than anything here.
Please show me your best memes so I can prove him wrong..
My friend gets his memes from Facebook and they're better than anything here.
PIease show me your best memes so I can prove him wrong..
>>29903095
How did u do this pham
Those poor bastards have no idea of what grand memery lie beyond.
Sup you autists greentext your history with girls.
I was thinking about this on the train and realized you could learn from thinking it through
>be in kindergarten
>bullied by chad
>pushes me to ground
>cry into stuffed bear I always have with me
>qt nurse or whatever they're called consoles me
>at some point I get mad at girls because they're two faced conniving bitches...
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>>29903003
>for some reason I ridicule her in front of people, call him a slut oftenshe never even had a boyfriend so not sure how this worked
>stops talking to me for obvious raisins
>semi befriend semi fat and slut girl's weird friend
>don't remember what I did but she gets mad at me
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>>29903003
come on niggers I want to see how other robots became beta wizards
the road to robotdom is really important if you want to truly know yourself
>Hate girls
>wait let me befriend this girl
>be an asshole to girl
>wait lemme befriend another girl
>be an asshole to that girl
>wait wait lemme befriend another one
I'm not gonna ask "are you retarded". You are retarded. Point.
are any fellow robots into amazon refunding? personally i just refunded a new pc upwards of $900
>>29902999
I don't understand what you're asking
getting really fucking sick of this robot
i dont know about that but i bought a HDD from best buy, stuck an old one in the box and returned it and got my cash back
got a new HDD for free
the key is wait till the 17 year old dumbass girl is working who doesnt bother to open the box
>>29903093
>buy something on amazon
>live chat with them
>say it never came
>get a refund
>keep ur item
free shit
>Wake up mom at 3am
>Tell her i'm hungry for chicken mcnuggets and to go buy some now
>Says she has wake up early for work tomorrow (dumbass that's today) and she'll pick some up on the way home
>Fuck that
>Place subwoofer speakers against the wall facing parents room and blast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPRF1gXh5VY
>She knocks my room door for 5 minutes meekly asking me...
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My god, I fucking love these threads
>>29902996
>and blast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPRF1gXh5VY
That's actually pretty catchy.
>>29903042
Me too. I missed them. I remember at one point, they were getting posted every day. Now they get posted once in a blue moon and newfags think that it's a true story.
Fellow robots, are you afraid to die?
>>29902974
no
comfy pepe thread
>>29902974
Not afraid of death, but afraid of dying.
I'm afraid of suffering.
I'm already suffering so worse suffering scares me.
Who here attractive so feel even more embarrassed about being a shut-in virgin?
>attractive
Now now anon, who told you this?
It doesn't matter if you're attractive or not. A mental handicap is just as a physical one. Most couples meet via mutual friends. You need social skills to get a gf. Not having the social skills is like being ugly.
My point here being? Don't feel guilty that you missed out or wasted any potential..
this is me, i relate so much.