So, tell us about yourself. What do you usually do in your freetime?
i got on 4chan
I cook MOTHERFUCKING grilled cheese sandwiches and they are ART
>>28577301
read, exercise, spend time together with friends.
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have you tried just being yourself more?
reminder that putting a few drops of frankincense oil on your tongue and licking the roof of your mouth twice a day cures brain cancer
have you tried killing yourself ? fucking faggot
Who here /secretly psychopath/?
Ever use this for personal gain?
Stories?
nobody, and anybody who really was certainly wouldn't make this gay thread
I had a 40 percent attendance rate in school. I told a teacher I had cancer and got an A that semester
>>28577084
The fact that you're using the term "psychopath" means you have no idea what you're talking about. Stop cutting yourself on all that edge.
If you have a steam friend you are a normie!
>>28577018
fuck i am a normie!
>>28577018
If we lost contact and I had to delete her, does it mean I'm a failed normie?
>all street numbers gone, "please click more", REEEEEEE
>>28577018
You're right, OP. I'm sure the grapes are sour anyway.
An ass like my girlfriend's?
i wonder if baseball chad's run train on whores in the dugout
See attached, rando oj the internet.
>>28576988
lmao he might as well kill himself cuz hell never be taken seriously and every fag will hit on him
Have any of you had paranormal encounters?
I have been experiencing some haunts lately. example:
>witness quarter apparate in front of me
>literally just appears and falls to the ground
>feel creeped out
>hear wind rustling sound
>creepy female voice whispers "can you hear that"
anyone else
It's all in your head. Maybe it's schizophrenia kicking in.
>>28578028
this. objects do not materialize right in front of your face out of thin air, you're either making that up or you just imagined it. time to take your meds, grandpa
>>28576863
Anyone said spooks
who /bindingofisaac/ here?
Let's come together in a comfy thread and wallow in memories of our favorite item combos, events you remember and exchange screenshots.
>Favorite item?
>Favorite trinket? (inb4 cancer)
Come in here and share those screenshots rotting away on your harddrive!
Gonna start by dumping some screens
Anyone going for 1001%? How far in are you?
>tfw 90% 248/276 Achievements
>you will never be this protected
is it normal to have a strong urge to stare at the sun?
what does it mean?
>>28576764
it's your fleeting autism, ignore it for a few seconds and it'll go away
>>28576764
The sun is a Wondrous body. Like a magnificent father. If only I could so grossly incandescent
>>28576764
You hate your retinas.
>be away from my computer doing something
>think of a meme and start laughing to myself
who /insane/ here
>at work doing nothing and getting paid
>mind wanders to politics
>start laughing about the situation the world is collectively experiencing
>all the retards awash in the lies being fed
>still among all these retards making myself a retard
>laugh even harder at the futility of living
i get high on edge
>tfw laughing at your own thread knowing someone will get triggeres and give me a (you)
>>28576714
>listening to the radio
>calvin harris new song featuring rhianna comes on the radio
>laughing to myself while getting all the (you)'s.
>Tfw you feel like you don't exist anymore
>tfw you never had meaningful existence at all
>>28576555
Thank you, spacebro
What should I do with my new space powers?
So i began taking these pills for acne a while ago and i actually got a tumor. Finally i will be released from this world. Why are you not taking it and freeing yourselves?
>he fell for the Accutane meme
We fucking warned you. It doesnt even work for adult acne
>>28576345
I took it and stopped becaus of the side effect.
back pain and joint pain and I didn't wanted to stop with the gym.
and my acne is not severe. so I will try different treatment.
>>28576345
>I actually got a tumor
anybody else burst out laughing? not because I'm an edgelord but because of his delivery
>need job
>have worthless degree
>no experience in anything
>already 'old' (24)
>has to be minimum $30 - $40,000 (Australian) per year to live off of
>and not make me want to kill myself
>definitely no teaching
>tying into the 'not want to kill myself' thing, as little human contact as possible, and definitely...
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>>28576130
Hard drug trafficking is your only option.
>>28576206
That has every single problem I'm trying to avoid.
- Responsibility (mostly in not getting caught, but also likely to your 'boss')
- Difficulty getting in (have to 'know' someone)
- Human interaction (customers)
- High stress
Aus fag here.
Consider looking into a cert 3 and jobs that require it.
I went from a farming apprenticeship with a cert 3, to a cert 3 in "Health services assistant" which cost me like $70 instead of 3k because of low income.
The course trains you for non medical hospital work, like cleaning, lifting people, and tactfully dealing with peoples bullshit.
full time was 3 weeks study and 3 of unpaid work experience. DONT FUCK UP DURING IT PLENTY OF PEOPLE GET KICKED OUT ON THE SPOT.
Im not saying you have to do this but id find a qualification...
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I've been trying it, and holy shit I feel a lot better. Even if it's a placebo, that doesn't really matter to me, I still feel great - compared to usual, that is.
I really would recommend you guys try it.
>>28576062
Same here man. I see it as a power level type thing, and every day I go without it, I get that much stronger. It's just fucking hard as shit
>>28576062
Done 8 days
its a fluctuation of feeling on top my of my desires and feeling pathetic and frustrated that i have no way of getting off anymore
don't even believe in a placebo or any effect whatsoever, just doing it to try to moderate my addiction to fappin
I don't get stronger with nofap. I just get uncomfortable.
>tfw parents leave you behind when they visit family in another state
>they turn the heat down to 60 in the winter or turn off the AC completely and then put the lock on the climate control
>>28575998
That's pretty cool, no pun intended
How do you cope?
they are trying to kill you bro
>>28576023
Basically I wrap up in layers with blankets in the winter or I'm naked in the summer.
>>28576025
I always figured they were trying to smoke me out. If I want to be part of the family and enjoy my every day life to move out or whatever.
>be me today
>crush calls me to say she's sick and can I keep her company
>eff_yeah.mpeg
>drop everything to get there
>"thanks for coming over anon"
>"actually can you cook me some lunch and clean my kitchen"
>"I'm going to take a nap"
tfw I'm going to probably get sick now.
god dammit, tell me you did not clean that bitches kitchen and cook her a meal while she fucking napped. she asked you to hang out with her, not be her fucking maid.. are you her fucking maid? i'm honestly disappointed in you. seriously.
>>28575685
>>be me today
literally cancer you do not belong here please kill yourself
surely your friendship and kindness will guarantee a gradual yet eventual shift into a romantic partnership
because THAT'S how relationships work, right?