>tfw just remembered when I used to punch myself in the face to get a black eye in hopes that my oneitis would think I was dangerous and fall in love with me
Yikes
> just realized everybody in my senpai has caught me fappin
>used to tell myself stories of us falling in love after seeing each other for the first time again
I was a pathetic loser would had no friends so my time was preoccupied with stuff like that
>used to imagine going on dates with my crush
God, I am glad I'm over that.
IM high as fuck on cough syrup
post good music like the smiths and my bloody valenntine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhIU58aCG70
>>28619268
Who are both of those artists? Also are you comfy? I would like to be comfy
>>28619268
AJJ
>can we get a black cat hate thread going?
>Fucking subhuman shit-furs
>BBCC (big black cat cock) is a myth
>we must secure a future for the white cat race
>>28619261
>subhuman instead of subfeline
You can't even make a thread you fucking nigger.
What would /pol/ think of an analogous race to calicos, i.e. totally female?
Would they still get butthurt about those particular women racemixing?
that cat is grey
>A chance at happiness comes along
>Literally out of my hands, have to wait on other people
>Always passes
Who here /nocontrol/
I want to live in the woods where whatever happens to me is actually up to me. I feel like a fucking piece of trash stuck in a creek. Nothing ever is up to me. I can't find a job without someone deciding I can, I cant move without someone deciding I can, I can't even fucking eat unless someone decides it's okay. I want this ride to end.
>>28619144
Iktf. Seems like the only way out (alive) is with extreme luck.
>>28619144
>I want to live in the woods
Then just go and do it
After several failed job interviews, I've come to the same conclusion. I have no control over anything and lack the things that distract normal people from this harsh reality. I feel/realize all the negative aspects of life without experiencing a single positive one.
I started going to the grocery store instead of asking my big sis or mum to go for me last year.
The produce section scares me because I don't know how buying the fruit works.
With bananas and bags of onions there's a tag on them they can scan but with fruits now all of them are tagged so how does that work?
Do i put them in a bag?
Do I have to buy a certain number of them?
Why wasn't I taught these things in school?
How do people learn these things?
I just want to eat fruit.
Fruits should be priced per pound. Put fruits in bag. Put bag on scale if you want to know how much it costs. They have a scale on the register so you'll pay accordingly.
>>28619037
It depends what store you're at.
You're not alone though I avoided anything not pre-packaged for years. I still don't cook my own food 99% of the time.
>PROTIP: Eat dehydrated mixed fruit. Stops constipation, has a good mix of nutrients and it's cheap and prepackaged.
Going to the grocery store was really scary for me too for while. My social anxiety would jack up my heartrate, and I had to focus on breathing slowly the whole time.
>With bananas and bags of onions there's a tag on them they can scan but with fruits now all of them are tagged so how does that work?
Your question is unclear. For common items like apples, the cashier can punch a usually 4-digit code into their machine (the PLU code). This does the same thing as scanning.
>Do I put them in a bag
Yea,...
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>Stacie answers call on phone while driving
>Runs stop sign, gets into horrendous crash
>Somehow survives
>Writes how she learned her lesson
>1 (ONE) YEAR LATER
>Texting and driving
>Drives off overpass
>Car is unrecognizable
>Dies
http://www.nbcnews.com/nightly-news/video/mother-on-mission-to-stop-deaths-from-texting-and-driving-crashes-686819395863
HONORABLE...
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Natural selection is unstoppable.
>>28618761
At least she finally died. That's good.
>>28618761
It's kind of sad to think that her addiction to attention literally killed her.
lmao at you typical jealous ugly cucklings. I am the greatest and attractive poster alive. You can not deny that.
you have to be really fuckin delusional af to think i am ugly lmfao. why don't you post a pic of ur face so we can see the source of that seething jealousy and rage. get outta the house for a change. get friends. get a gf. me on the other hand? i have all of those. Clearly you can see who is on the upper end of the totem pole. you're definitely not. No, playing nintendo ds and waiting for the bus doesn't count as going outside. Take a look at me...
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Diagnosis: faggot
tl;dr
You are the most depraved reddit infantilized manchild degeneracy. You are saturday morning cartoon. u are non-neurotypicality. u are memes. you are video game. you are kevin smith. you are doritos.
Why does he have cum in his face?
>tfw will never be a kawaii waitress who works at a maid cafe
>maid cafe
Explain.
>>28618670
tfw living in japan and regularly go to meido cafe. Got a mad crush on one QT, sometimes she bends over at other tables and I can see her pantsu, I think she does it on purpose <3
There was a maid cafe in my town and my sister worked there. Only like a third of the girls were Asian. I got to see my sister in a maid outfit though so I consider that a win for everyone involved.
>be me
>work up the courage to talk to girl
>meet nice girl
>we go out on a few dates
>leave this site for a month
>be today
>mom tells me about friend she hooked me up with
>"Anon she just wants to be friends"
>tfw the one girl who liked wants to just be friends
Don't come crawling back to us, you left us you bastard!
>>28618655
Tell her you don't need friends and piss yourself to express how outraged you are.
Don't be sad, anon. At least you learned something. Think about your life before her, and now. It's the exact same shit, except you could've been this past month playing touhou instead of hanging out with a girl, and you'd have less resources for the next time you have a shot with a girl.
It is over. I accidentally called my only friend a nigger. I met him 3 months ago at my university and he reached out to me. He told me that he kmew my types and we could hang out if I wanted to. I took him up on his offer and since then we were friends. I was playing Dayz with him and called him a dumb nigger when he crashed our helicopter and he hasn't talked to me since. I'm so fucking angry and sad, I don't know what to fucking do. I wish I could change what I did but I can't.
WHY AM I SO FUCKING RETARDED. I DESERVE THIS FATE.
I can't...
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>>28618632
That's what you get for spouting 4chan memes irl, nigger
>>28618632
just apologise to him, man.
you've got nothing to lose
Is he actually black?
I'm doing a research paper on Internet Anonymity, and 4chan is being included as one of my examples for how culture develops in that type of environment.
Do you guys have any opinions on what I should include in my presentation portion?
I just want some subtle memes or something that won't be cringeworthy. I'm not a neckbeard, so I can probably get away with some of it.
Pic related
Rule #1 and #2 faggot
Also when I say memes I mean images relating to 4chan, and at least one appropriate video that pertains to the discussion.
I was going to use the TomoNews Oregon Shooting one but my professor said it's probably best if I don't.
Just something that won't make me seem like a fag, and thanks
What the fuck is this shit?
Origniale
RRRRRRREEEEEE
GO TO BED CAT. STOP LICKING.
*sips quietly*
>spurning the pure love of a cute kitty cat
>Tfw just moved into my new house and am adopting 3 maine coons
how do i into a gf ? what's the secret ?
>>28618255
b ureself.
originando.
>>28618255
You could go anywhere on the internet, and you ask /r9k/?
all girls are androids and only the chosen few chads have the passphrases to activate their pussy coding
Look at pic related. Center bottom. Links for further research:
https://twitter.com/AHRCdigitalfems
https://twitter.com/genderanded/status/728535342702309377
https://www.ucl.ac.uk/ioe/news-events/events-pub/may-2016/mediated-feminisms
https://therationalmale.com/2016/05/15/tribes/
They are studying our memes
I like how they don't include anything outside of the "misogynist" portions. Like there's no sites included that only fall into mgtow or geek culture, they all have to be somehow related to sluthate or whatever.
>>28618014
>4/chan/b
>mfw I filtered BMAW, Nigger, white female/male/people, IQ, nationalism, cuck, and fembots in posts
>mfw when I see that the board became 10 times better.
Why you filter bm/aw but not bw/am?
>>28617907
>filtering concepts
Please teach me senpai
>>28617907
Shut up you black baboon!