>About to graduate high school (not underage b&)
>Have a seemingly insurmountable amount of things I have to do before I graduate, all sorts of presentations and papers and finals
>Still haven't registered for college, don't really even want to but I'm under a lot of family pressure
>Private school education so everyone will be very mad and disappointed that I've "wasted" my education by not going to college
>Scared of driving
>Have no sort of car or license at all, have only backed a car out of a garage once
>Kissless virgin, never had a girlfriend
>Life feels hopeless, don't see it getting better
>Kinda want to kill myself but am still holding out hope that I can get my life together
>Can't even imagine the kind of pain it would put my family, friends, classmates, and teachers through.
Not even sure why I made this thread, just want to vent, I guess, since there's no way I could tell anyone in real life about how I feel.
>>28621188
Work on the shit you need to finish, and attend college in the spring semester or take a gap year.
>>28621188
>scared of driving
As a complete anxious case that could never come across as confident enough on the road test despite putting in hundreds of hours of drivng... FUCK THE DMV
>>28621188
Laughing my senpai off, this is going to be the easiest part of your life so if you can't deal now then you should kill yourself
All that you have to do is take the SAT which is easy if you aren't braindead, send applications, if you don't know what to do then go to a junior college so you don't waste money, get nore familiar with driving, and don't even worry about the woman part.
You don't have to do everything in a deadline just do it gradually and don't sweat the minor stuff
We see a lot of threads talking about the PERFECT qt girlfriend, but how desperate are you? Would you be willing to date a girl that was any of the following? Let's just assume that she's faithful.
>BUT HOW DO I KNOW SHE'S FAITHFUL?
You just fucking know.
Answer yes or no to whether you'd be willing to accept a girlfriend that was any of the following.
>Very unhygienic
>Had bad teeth
>Lazy
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>>28620967
>>Very unhygienic
no
>>Had bad teeth
no
>>Lazy
yes
>>Overweight
yes
>>Severly underweight
no
>>Overbearingly pessimistic
yes
>>Overbearingly optimistic
yes
>>Self harmer
yes
>>'Girl...
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If she's faithful? Like, 100% faithful?
Everything. Even overweight if she's not too unattractive. I like a pretty girl but if she's gonna be completely faithful then I don't need anything else in this world.
>>28621064
>If she's faithful? Like, 100% faithful?
Look in real life there's no way to determine this but for the sake of the thread, let's just say yes.
Who /memes/ in real life here?
>>28620892
Jesus Christ I want to blow my brains out now
>>28620892
holy shit cringed
>>28620911
>>28620927
Faggots grow a pair
>>28620892
Nice meme friendo she will want your reproduce juice soon
>Around Normies Today
>They cuss loudly and are all around obnoxious, even in the vicinity of their Bosses
I thought they were the socially aware ones??
>>28620887
>in the vicinity of their Bosses
must work at mcdonalds, mechanic shop, or some low shit like that
they're socially aware enough to know when they can be loud and obnoxious and if their boss is the kind of guy who doesn't care if they curse
we aren't socially aware enough to know those things so we have to walk on eggshells around our coworkers and bosses all the time when we wagecuck. Ironically that often leads to them not liking us because they think we're way too uptight.
>>28620920
I don't know. This was in a resteraunt and I was just picking up food. They were all fairly young and in work-casual clothes.
I wish I could have my mom back. I miss my mom.
Sorry about your mommy anon.
hang on there son
stop
i don't need that feel
>be me
>gf was ignoring me, left her
>accidentally four months of crippling depression and loneliness
>think about myself and stuff
>realize issue
I'm not depressed, I'm just really angry. Like constant rage at everything. I want to just scream at everyone I meet. How do you deal with your rage, /r9k/?
>robot
>gf
fucking choose one
Work out, practice sports, play an instrument, etc.
Just make sure not to play FIFA games online because that shit will take you back to square one.
>>28620419
you know the majorit of the r9k fags are sad non gf tards right ?
>robot
>gf
>kek
>get into a very heated argument on 4chan
>you're really mad getting very angry typing out your responses
>the person you are arguing with is most likely under the age of 18
How does it feel knowing this?seems kind of stupid when you think about it that way
>>28620176
I don't get angry when I'm arguing. I'm not that autistic.
i dont get into many internet arguments since i turned 18 because of this fact, and that it's just stupid
so most of my 'arguments' are half assed, built upon or have lies and half truths, or just plain ol shitposting
i also always leave the thread when im done so i can say i won :)
>argument
>angry
Pick one, child
>HFW you try to ask her out
>>28620071
what is that facial expression trying to convey
>implying that's hard
It's not like she's super sophisticated. If I told her I want to piss on her face she would probably like it.
>>28620087
>Jews paid me money to make this facial expression but I don't know what the fuck I'm doing
aka every face she makes.
I am starting a new play on animal crossing nwe leaf.
But I don't know if should make a boy or a girl,
On one hand i wanna marry Isabelle, on the other I wanna make cute clothes for my villager.
what should I do robots?
I can't deal with types of pressure.
>>28620034
Why don't you just marry Isabelleas a girl?
>>28620034
make a boy character. you can still get cute clothes
>>28620054
you motherfuggin GENIUS!
Nintendo is antigay but pro sjw at the same time too bad.
how do you deal with frustation?
Wait it out until it turns into resignation
I masturbate the frustration away.
masturbate, lift, and wage
all of my free time doing nothing is spent in frustration. My mind needs constant stimulation
It's another one of those anon-resists-the-urge-to-cut-himself-up-because-he-hates-himself-so-much kind of nights
I just sock my nose.
It hurts like a bitch, it satisfies my cravings to destroy my shitty self, the anemia from the nosebleed clams me the fuck down, and there's no scarring.
for me it's an anon-smokes-tons-of-weed-and-eats-a-bunch-of-donuts-and-candy night
>>28619622
The only logical way to spend any night desu
Who here /jdimsa stubble/?
tfw it takes too long to grow a a real beard
i haven't shaved in 3 days
jdimsa
>>28619524
I have seen this face on this board too many times
no matter what race, every robot has that same dead man look in their eyes. The look of a defeated man. The look of someone that has never been touched by a girl.
>that jawline
>wanting to hide it with a shitty beard
You'd be pretty good looking if you cute your fucking hair anon.
How the FUCK are you supposed to know when meeting a girl if you're supposed to give a her a HUG or a KISS on the CHEEK or a both KISS and a HUG? I'm so fucking tired of this shit. What the FUCK.
>being in a situation where you have the option of hugging or kissing a girl on the cheek
fucking normie scum
>>28619519
Seems to me the hug/kiss on cheek is a sort of combination move anyway because of the proximity.
When in doubt, don't kiss.
Girls aren't going to be like "omg he didn't fucking kiss me" but they will go "omg he fucking kissed me fucking gross". All you gotta worry about is being funny and likeable or whatever. A girl will be the alpha and kiss you first if you do everything right.
will pol be to thank for giving pepe back to us from normies?
>>28619470
/pol/ is making pepe great again
>>28619470
Has pepe become too radicalized?
>>28619470
yes. normie republicans don't really post memes and normie libtards now hate pepe cuz it's a trump meme. though black people still use it, it will fade away soon. pepe was never huge with normies anyway.
does certain foods cause people to become psychotic ?
I think the worse offender may be grains...
grains are bad don't eat them /r9k/
>>28619459
I think fast food is 10 times worse than white breads most robots consume
>>28619504
its the high sugar and salt content ricky
its fucky
>paleotards are afraid of peanuts and think sliced bread is an illuminati conspiracy