See ya /r9k/, finally lost my virginity and got a gf last night at the age of 19. Just wanted to say I'll be moving on from this board and I want to thank everyone here for the years of entertainment, from the constant b'awww threads a few years ago, to chicken tendies, to Poo poo pee pee, and to now. It was nice here, but I don't need y'all anymore. See ya, good luck to all the actual robots and cyborgs here. I thought I couldn't make it, but I did. Maybe you will too.
>>28622795
See you in a week faggot.
Literally the most original comment ever.
>>28622795
Failed normie ascends back to normie status, and he thinks he can understand our plight?
You cannot even fathom the fundamental difference between us,
Once a robot always a robot.
The sooner you realize this, the less you may disappoint yourself.
Why haven't gotten yourself a big dick?
>http://www.drelist.com/penile-lengthening-surgeries/
Only costs $13,000.
the left isnt considered big.. or even average..
>tfw way smaller than a penis people act like is small
just
I GOT A DIG BICK!
DIG BICK!
DIG BICK!
>>28622777
only 13k goyem!
First we cut off the tip of your dick at birth then you pay us for a dick enhancement
AHAHAHA STUPID GOYEMS
>had another dream about her
Ruined my fucking day
>>28622298
it's funny how my own imagination is out to get me
>>28622298
It's ok. Eventually you get used to dreaming about her. Then you stop sleeping to not dream of her. That's what I did.
> tfw I finally don't think about her every day
Still comes up a bit when fapping here and there but the poison is finally starting to have run its course.
What are the secret boards on 4chan? I know about /trash/ and /qa/, what else is there?
/j/
not telling you how to get in though :^)
>>28622338
only 4chan staff and volunteers can get in there dumb fuck
>he's on a monophasic sleep cycle
>>28622043
stupid laughing whores should be slaughtered
>>28622073
what's wrong with people feeling joy, anon?
polyphasic sleep ftw
Why are black peeps hairlines so much better than white hairlines?
>>28621997
Same reason they have shit facial hair
>>28621997
Having hair on your forehead is a good thing?
Cringe.
1 pic. Great sample size.
Do you not see niggers non-stop making hairline jokes at each other? Tons of them have shit hairlines.
It's less noticeable because they have darker skin and shorter hair.
>depressed because i'm so lonely and have no friends
>therapist says i need be happy before i start making friends
>>28621891
>therapist just gives me a bunch of drugs and doesn't actually try to help me
Stuck in the same loop right now friend. I'll tell you how to get out as soon as I find out
You know years ago you could just move to a new town or city and start over and meet new people. Doesn't seem to work that way anymore.
In under 2 weeks I'll be moving to a town of 25,000 people in the middle of nowhere where I know no one, for a company where everyone is twice my age. How the fuck do you make friends when you know no one?
>>28621886
>How the fuck do you make friends
anon I wish I knew how to do this in the first place
Social media.
There's apps like whisper and yik yak where you can talk with strangers in your area
>>28621886
Get hammered and talk to people
I'm ugly. hideously ugly. should I kill myself? what the fuck do I do?
just find a boyfrined or a daddy on craigslist
thats what im doing right now...........
Nothing matters, all of your accomplishments and anything that people could rember you for will fade away in 75(ish) years. Even if you are one of the people that does something so great that you will always be remembered, the ever-expanding son will destroy the Earth in about 5 billion years and all history and acomplishments ever made by the human race will be for nothing.
>>28621992
how does this help me
I am making a database about Silent Hill. Wanna talk about it? Go in this Thread. Also Omegle whore thread
yes please come join
Don't be so autistic m8
Also go to /v/
That said imma watch your videos after I fap to japs or girls with glasses
Awyeahhh SH thread!
So, question, how do people feel about Downpour? There are a lot of things I don't like about it (the shitty monster design, the weird dual bad guy thing) but some of it felt nicely done in terms of look and feel like the dilapidated parts of SH, the other world's where stuff was upside down or on the walls, some interesting little side bits here and there like side quests.
It's not a good SH game nor a great game at that but it had at least some small redeeming factors imo.
It's better to be a beta robot than an ugly woman. At least you guys can still attract women via wealth - if I get rich it just intimidates men and makes me even less attractive.
So stop bitching.
>if I get rich it just intimidates men and makes me even less attractive.
>implying a wealthy gf to look after me so I can NEET it up all day like useless shite isn't all I want in life
I don't care about sex or love.
someone post the pic of the potato girl and the teenage chad
Are you ugly because you're ugly or are you ugly because you're fat?
Don't answer, we all know.
Anon, I need your help. Chad ran off & I'm pregnant, will you help me? I'll finally get rid of your virginity
HA, NO YOU ROASTIE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
AHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
AHEM AHEM
ahem
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>28621405
>see beautiful dress
>girl is also fairly beautiful
>hmm what a beautifu-
>see tattoo
every fucking time man
that looks horrible
>>28621458
Brides with tattoos accentuates it imo. I work in a courthouse in a shitty area and see women in brides dresses covered in tattoos all the time. Looks extra trashy imo. I guess since brides are supposed to be pure.
It's the end robots. In a few days time I'm going to end it. In the mean time I'm going to do nothing and be a lazy fuck and enjoy myself. Maybe then I can be saved but I doubt it.
Farewell robot. Hope you enjoy your final days and don't pussy out when the time comes to die.
>>28621403
Try to be sure about it. If you're not, might as well see what can be done about your life.
so then just do that all the time
I don't get suicide anymore
just do whatever you want an tell everyone you hate to fuck off
Who /oblivioustogirls/ here?
>>28621315
I'm so oblivious I can't even tell if I'm actually oblivious.
I don't think so, I don't talk to girls nor do I look at them, so ignorant would be a better word.
>>28621315
More like invisible to girls.But also oblivious
Well, I need to get this off my chest
>be me
>sophomore in college
>have same roommate from last year because he was tolerable
>roommate and I go to my female friend's house to drink since dry campus
>me being gay so no romantic interest, he fucking is obssesd with her
>she has bf, lives with her
>i kek at him
>he...
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>>28621242
Go on, vomitfag, I'm interested in your vomit story.
>>28621242
This will either end in OP sexing him or murdering him.
Bump! OP, you should have typed this all up beforehand.