>tfw mad at God for not being real
>>28628877
CHECKEM
also he is real
>>28629067
Then why doesn't he answer me? Why won't he talk to me?
God is real and he hates you. He hates us all, in fact, hence the shitty natural world.
you finally find a qt but shes into diapers. she won't take no for an answer. would you?
What does being "into diapers" include?
>>28628804
The average robot shits himself at least once a week anyway. Match made in heaven tb.h.
>>28628812
wearing them, obviously.
>women can't even feel it when you cum inside them their pussies are so loose
Women can't feel anything, there isn't any nerves in the pussy.
>>28628745
Falsearoo based on experience, I can feel the condom filling up and how warm it is.
>>28628763
B8 but okay
>>28628811
But he's kinda right. There aren't any nerves far back in the pussy. That's why you can shove a tampon up there and not feel it.
>be me
>laying in bed after long study session
>notice roommate playing gaym on laptop.
>hear him shouting "5 minutes guys! CMON!"
>think to myself, ah cool, memories
>hear the occasional "fuck you bitch"
>"cover my side, watch my back! "
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>>28628611
He's either an asspie or overly extroverted ie normie.
>>28628663
It just seems so pathetic
Are you the roommate OP?
>no train loving Russian girlfriend
>>28628486
russians are subhuman mongoloids like most slavs, aside from central european ones like poles or czechs
>>28628486
>No train loving gf. Period.
Former trainfag. This hit me in the feels m8
>>28628486
to bad she got her head chopped off by one
Any rich and or sucessfull guys here? Can you write about how you made it? Feel free to boast. No rich parents please, from rags to ritches is the impressive kind
I am a loser and like reading these kinds of stories for inspiration
I want to be like those guys who had a shitjob but had a breakthrough or saved money and invested
Or went to Chad from robot and fucked bitches
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Well, I feel like I'm *moderately* successful.
Never did any job but programming. I had 100k saved up for a house when I was about 30 - not bad, but not great since I pissed a lot of it away when I was in my 20s.
After that, I started really paying attention to how much I spent, and started buying rental homes. I also kept switching jobs, even though it was a pain, and the company that I was with did really well. I had stock as part of my income, so I sold that and bought more rentals.
With the rentals and other investments, I'm now able to be...
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>typical "oh I'm smart but lazy" cunt of a teen
>not even smart, but people think I am
>fuck up high school big time due to being average and lazy
>no future, no hope
>go off and work some horse shit jobs for a few years
>become more disciplined, but most importantly realise I don't want to spend my life working there
>decide to start studying...
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>>28628370
I'm pretty successful for a guy with only a high school education. I grew up fucking dirt poor too with a huge family, so I had to work straight out of high school. I'm 34 now and am making almost 6 figures working as a package delivery guy. I had to work some pretty shitty jobs at first, but they all gave me experience and skills people were looking for. Also have a credit score of 814, feels good.
>having a job makes you a normie
can this meme die already along with the stupid NEET's that perpetuate it? being undesirable to women is what makes someone a robot, being an ugly wagecuck is actually way more difficult than being an ugly shutin NEET
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>>28628368
You could just stop browsing this board
Its cancer anyway
>>28628395
why? im despised by females and need someplace to come and talk to people who have the same experiences and wizchan is too slow and strict
>>28628368
>being undesirable to women is what makes someone a robot
No, that's easily just a failed normal, which you are.
>Hey, it's me. ASMR Darling"
>>28628365
I have ASMR too, I feel like my 'trigger scope' is decreasing though which is rather worrying
is ASMR the go-to fetish for orbiters?
the fuck is ASMR?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vtEMYHoe34
What's going to happen when real women become useless? It's only a matter of time before these become indistinguishable from real women.
>>28628161
>I'd expect it to come alive and try to kill me at night.That just makes it hotter.
>>28628161
Sexy frog toes ;p
>>28628161
could just get an asian woman. they act similar
I was among friends. about 12 of us were playing oldschool wwe games on the snes.
Allison Brie was among the friends there and ever so often she would throw out a comment that made it seem that she was interested in me. As time goes on I ask Allison Brie who was also there if I can talk to her outside. As we we're walking down the hallway we made cute small talk all the while I can feel my heart pumping up and im getting butterflies in my stomach. Then we get to the balcony, and what waited there was the most surreal looking sunset ive ever seen in my life . There was...
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>>28628111
I had a dream that I went to a theme park and my "friends" got decapitated. When I went to complain to the team of men that designed the place they forced me into their car and started molesting me.
Felt pretty good towards the end actually
>>28628144
I think I can safely say that i've never had a dream where I was being molested by architects and engineers
>tfw waking up from a good dream to a life where it will never be replicated
Hey guys, I doubt anyone remembers me buy i post here sometimes. I'm a native from canada who has an eating disorder and my brother's are dicks. Things in my life are changing, and just taking little steps seems to make all the difference. I could probably talk to you all about how to become more normie but it seems a lot of you just want to wallow in your misery. Its fine, I'm just saying, you need to be happy sometimes too. It seems harder when you are depressed to try and want to change but I swear, even you can do it! Please tell me about your problems or...
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>>28627739
Damn I made an effing typo! This is why you proofread and edit guys. Still, I hope that doesn't discourage you from talking to me. I am nice
>eating americanized chinese food with chopsticks
>>28627739
What part of Canada op?
Alaskafag here. Been to most of the provinces.
>watching porn with males
This is means your either gay or getting cucked into oblivion.
>>28627606
lesbian porno is pretty boring
POV is the true patrician choice
>watching porn with disgusting privileged obnoxious roastie drug addict scum instead of pure sweet little girls
it's like you want to be a little numale sissy boy
>>28627656
>POV is the true patrician choice
i like JOI with dildos desu
Daily reminder that TDKR Bruce Wayne is the ultimate robot.
>lives alone with his aging (surrogate) father to care for him
>avoids all outside contact
>has no idea of the current events outside the four walls of his house
>even lurks in the shadows away from the crowd in his own party, dedicated to his sole two friends, one dead and another he has avoided for years
>completely avoids girls and spills his spaghetti...
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You understand that tkdr is the last of the trilogy where none of those events you mentioned happen right?
>>28627613
Have you watched the film?
>none of those events you mentioned happen right?
>TDKR Bruce Wayne
>TDKR
Can you read English?
>billionaire playboy who is trained in all forms of combat and fights crime at night
Yeah, just your average robot.
If Bruce Wayne were a robot he'd be jerking to loli porn, wouldn't help any normie and the entire film would be him shitposting on here
who /eating-whey-protein-mixed-with-oatmeal-out-of-sheer-laziness-to-go-grocery-shopping/ here?
>pic related
that's actually gruel, but what i'm eating looks more or less the same. probably tastes the same too, since the whey and oatmeal are unflavored
That's my lunch ever day. I've grown to love it. Its better cold and smushy in my opinion.
My dad told me he would always add protein powder in his oats but I tried it and it was fucking awful. Good thing it was a small serving, though. I barely made it through the bowl. I could eat either dry by the spoonful, but together was just awful.
>go to store
>chocolate milk on quick sale $1 per litre
>same price as regular milk
>buy 8 litres of chocolate milk
>only consume chocolate milk for 3 days
Whey mixed with anything except milk is unbearable.. especially oats.
How can I study abroad? If I pass the exams this month I will either be in a psychology/law university. How can I choose a university abroad to study? Does it have to be through my university? Or can I apply for some programme?
I want to leave this shit country
>>28627169
Even thou you don't have Norway in your image I'll give you one link to site with info about studying in Norway (official gov. site)
https://utdanning.no/tema/hjelp_og_veiledning/study_norway
>>28627169
Hahahaha, if you're hoping for pick related, ain't gon' happen, it's not free for foreigners, you have to pay, and they will deport people who slack off, fucking crazy desu
>>28627705
I am in the EU