How to score a QT girl in uniform?
>>28631429
Step 1: erm...
>>28631429
by domination
>>28631451
What's this from? Looks European.
>he thinks social anxiety disorder is a real thing
>>28631388
Isn't it? Is my life based around a meme disorder?
>>28631417
You base your life around soci>>28631417
Yes. Your life is based on a meme
>>28631388
It is but it's not a viable excuse
>tfw my life has been so shit I started going gray at 22
>>28631304
Marie-Antoinette-Syndrom
you are now officially an anime mc, congrats
until you kill yourself ofc
>>28631304
Mine went grey at 25, then I gradually went bald. Now I'm 35 and have only a little on the sides and neck left, all grey.
>mfw
>>28631304
I am 18 and have something like 4-5 grey strands of hair. I am highly anxious and suffer from depression. Does that mean i'll turn grey soon ?
>tfw Chad roommate failed his final exams
Feels damn good man. End of dreams about good job for you Chad, into McDonald's you go.
>>28631271
since he's a Chad, does that by definition make him successful by default?
>>28631271
sorry to burst you bubble,but since he is a chad he will end up being successful just by getting handed a good paying job based on who he knows.
>>28631299
He can be unsuccessful by his own metric, which is arguably the only kind that matters. Unless Chad= successful, like bachelor=unmarried.
itt: most obscure things you fap/have fapped to
can be material or fantasies
Fapped to a playmobil character and cummed into its head (I took the hair piece off).
Pic related.
I jerked off to that pop corn scene in troll 2.
i once had a dream a sentient ham and cheese sandwich sucked me off
do you think comic book girl 19 is a qt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQIuTGfPHvA
>>28631165
>tattoos
>pink hair
>dyke hairstyle
>women into '''''''''''''''''''''''''''nerd culture''''''''''''''''''''''''''''Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>28631165
>Pink Hair
>Tatoos
>Caked up face
Ummm no she is a whore pretending to be nerdy to be a special snowflake.
she looks like a crazy person but she actually seems kind of level headed
strange
I like the idea of getting a tulpa, but I don't like the idea of being responsible for someone's personality.
Is it possible to have a tulpa create his/her own personality?
If it is, is it safe?
>>28631157
>Is it possible to have a tulpa create his/her own personality?
No. You have no idea how tulpas work if you think that's somehow possible.
>panicked
>alarmed expressions
Why are weebs so dumb?
>>28631157
I wish this tulpa shit would just die. Just say you have an imaginary friend.
Lads...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yKXenCuWkEs
>>28631153
I want to see the contrast of my cum on her delicious brown skin so fucking bad.
do arab girls smell better than indian girls?
>>28631153
Tf is this bitch saying nigga.
>>28631282
Their facies has taken to that of their most prized domesticated possession: the camel.
It's remarkable how much they resemble them.
Did the ancient Arabs wield the power to manipulate genes millennia before everyone else, shitskinned roastie?
How do you avoid existencial dread from settling in?
>>28631061
You slip into a suffering induced apathy state of mindNah, just learn to say fuck it
>>28631081
This.
At some point in life you just have learn to not give a shit about what life gives you and do your own thing despite it .
>>28631081
>>28631104
How old are you? I've been trying not to give a fuck but it doesn't work because I keep self consciouss about it.
> only person I talk to is a 14 year old girl from Kansas who texted the wrong number on accident
> tfw all my friends have drifted away and abandoned me
> this random girl is the only person who has found me interesting in the past 5 years
what's the point of living
>>28630738
sheet nigga, al least you made me laugh
>>28630738
Something similar to this happened to me in middle school.
I got a text message from a 15 year old girl (it was also a wrong number) and it was the only person i talked to back then.
>>28630738
>be me
>some 14-15 girl texted me (wrong number)
>she was dumping her bf
>I replied in a manly man way
>she got upset and texted again shouting
>I replied in an even manlier way
>she finally understood that it was the wrong number and blamed me for everything
>mfw
Anyone here fall for the escort meme and regret?
>tfw it awakens feels you didnt even know you wanted like wrapping ypur arms around a gril
>tfw it just makes you more depressed because you'll never experience it authentically
>tfw you'll never find your virginity
>tfw you cant fantasize about sex and enjoy porn the same anymore because the illusion of what sex feels like is gone
>>28630500
just do it a couple times more
That's the thing I've never understood about people telling KV's to just get a prostitue to "get over it".
I mean surely the knowledge that you failed so miserably at any romantic endeavor that you had to pay someone to take your virginity would be much worse for your mental health than any issues one may have about still being a virgin.
>>28630500
Where do you live? How much did you pay and did you have any issue getting it up?
Anybody here got massive self destructive thoughts?
Not talking about cutting your arms, but actually about getting rid of body parts, become a quad, crippling yourself etc.
>wishing I'd go blind
How sick am I?
I always keep thinking of getting shot or stabbed in the chest, throat slit etc.
Keep thinking of just doing it myself.
>tfw not tied up and tortured
Not in a sexual way, I just like the rush you get when you get hurt
i think you have ''body integrity disorder''.
you should get that checked out before you do something bad to yourself.
>USB where I keep uni work stopped working
>Have no backup
What's the least painful way to kill yourself?
>laptop died
>contains 5 years of 4chan pics
How do i get them back?
>>28630393
Take the HDD out and use one of these (I don't know the word in English) machine that can read HDDs and are plugged via USB.
>>28630356
>Not using one of the many online cloud drives like Google drive or boxdrop
Come on, anon. Google Drive gives you 15 gigs free.
Does anyone else have an extreme hatred for humanity? I want to see as many people die as possible. There is nothing more noble than taking human scum out of the world. I want them to die the most painful deaths imaginable. I want to laugh as they beg for mercy even though they showed me none . Every time there is a disaster killing people in television I'm happy. The only meaning I have for living is causing havoc and suffering on others. I will go through unbearable pain just to make sure that I can cause as much pain to others as possible. It didn't have to be this...
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Not really hatred, but I do hope this ends on a good note for all of us soon
We just run around in circles completely oblivious to the nonsense that is our lives and it seems so idiotic that I don't know how we can collectively continue to exist like this
Nordic hyperborean time traveling aryan aliens
>>28630506
Man fuck those guys
They can never be straightforward
Its always smoke and mirror shit
>tfw can't even relax in my own house because I'm legitimately worried my mom is spying on me with hidden cameras
Is this what losing it feels like?
>>28630194
I'm constantly checking outside when I masturbate even when I know I'm home alone. I always feel like I'm being watched so after I nut I wave towards the window
>>28630194
Eh, I just flip those hidden cameras the bird.
No worriees unless your mom some kind of secret agent? Get a bug detector nigger their like $50 from china.
>>28630194
Easy on the weed there lad