You can't smell the ball stank on your hand or dried cum, but they can.
If you want to see yourself how others see you, don't use a mirror, use a picture.
Confidence is eye-contact. 'Extroverted', outgoing, confident people aren't timid to meet eyes with anyone, but not challengingly, and only as long as needed, staring is weird.
Confidence is sincere expression. If you DO stare at something, it's because it interests you or grabbed your curiosity. If you display that in your expression while staring, people tend to get it....
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>>28638271
>If you want to see yourself how others see you, don't use a mirror, use a picture.
This is the worst. I sometimes even look good in the mirror but really ugly in almost every picture.
>>28638361
You see yourself as ugly because it's different. The brain isn't good at imagining faces, even swapping them, so a mirrored version of even your own face seems like a different face.
The more comfortable with how you look in pictures you are, the more confident you will be.
>>28638271
>people tend to get it
and brand you a creep all the same if you're not attractive
>tfw I got a 95% on my history presentation and a 100% on my history discussion debate
ITT: good feels
>>28638000
Okay and now get the fuck off my board underage fag.
Please now tell us how did your gf congratulate you, normie?
>>28638385
I'm not in highschool
>>28638417
I'm not a normie, this is the first time ever I've done a presentation without following a script or reading off of slides and stuttering like a motherfucker
I just loved my topic
How does it feel knowing you'll never marry a 10/10 blonde
>>28637742
I want to marry that Eliza girl
>>28637742
>1O out of 10
>>28637742
>10/10
bitch looks like the wicked witch of the west.
When did you realize everything was your parents' fault
>happy kid
>mom has me described as a 'gifted child', constantly shown around like a dog
>constantly mentions hedge fund managers and told I need to go to harvard or I'm garbage
>dad is an emotionally distant aspie
>helicopter parents with no emotional space
>start beating me when they got 1 million into debt...
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>>28636987
Seems like a normie who life dispensed justice to.
>>28637057
le anime porno face xDDD niice epic very nice
just can't stop laugh :'D
I was a normie child, but I got so mistreated I turned into an aspie. Now I am a 20 year old man child because of my abusive parents. Having sex with one girl does not make me a normie.
>yfw parents had you after 35
my brother is 4 years younger than me
>porn and fapping give me ED when it comes to actual sex
>can't give it up for the life of me
>been edging for days
>really want to cum but know I'll feel bad if I do
>probably won't be able to get it up when I have to anyway
ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
OP, is your problem that you cum too quickly, or not at all?
>>28636673
Can't cum at all. Not great because it denies me the release I want and the gf gets self conscious and feels she isn't doing it for me. There might be some truth to that sentiment because porn has fucked my brain to the point where I'm rarely fully hard with my gf.
>>28636726
This is depressing. I can relate because I think the bf is the same, only he cums really quickly.
You can still cum anon, just try and masturbate with slightly less grip than you usually would. You need to get out of the mindset of cumming only to porn. Maybe look at some photos of your girlfriend or think about her as you cum?
Here's a question for robots who have a job: why do you work?
For me it's because of shame. I felt so fucking ashamed of myself when I was NEET, even though I'm not exactly sure why. I don't know who the fuck I'm supposed to be letting down, or why I care about what society or other people think of me. But I do.
If I could shake the shame I'd drop out of society and go back to being NEET.
Need money
Feel a sliver less shit about myself
>>28636609
>dat gatorade bottle
What year was this?
need money in my pocket, and it keeps me from feeling like a 100% total loser
>that one numale in class who feels the need to constantly bring up how evil and horrifying donald trump is
>that one faggot who unironically uses the word "numale" to refer to his fellow faggots
>that one beta failed normalfag on the imageboard who feels the need to post pictures from his facebook and goes to a liberal arts program or is still in highschool and calls other people in his class names on the internet behind their back
>being in class
Fuck off
Any male robots who want to be a virgin until they're married or at least until they think their partner will be with them for life?
>>28636511
Yes, but that's only because I already gave up and probably will die as a wizard.
Yeah I want to wait until I have a long term gf. I don't want to lose it to someone who only wants me short term. I still don't want to get married cause it's legally fucked, but I want to commit to someone for a lifetime.
>>28636511
This is what i've always wanted and decided on quite a while ago but now i feel like it's kinda retarded. In our current decadent or progressive western society (idk i'm not one to judge) most girls are having sex with boyfriends, dates, one night stands etc so the odds of finding a girl who does the same or even cares about that is very slim. I kinda feel idiotic for passing on sex so many times. fuck it to be honest i kinda don't care anymore about romantic relationships
>be me
>fail miserably
so how is your life hanging, anon ?
It's not hanging in a noose just yet.
>started a new job in January
>work for a doctor's office, it can get super stressful
>currently i only work 3 days a week
>that isn't a lot, but it leaves me so fucking tired & drained it's crazy
>on my days off i'm so fucking wiped out from working that i want to do anything but sleep in, play vidya, & relax
>don't see friends any more because of how fucked...
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>>28636722
*don't want to do anything but
Couldn't have fucked that up any more.
>why are there always such dark circles under your eyes anon?
>>28636477
Because I'm taking care of your hot ass
>>28636477
Because I don't sleep at night for everybody else can.
>>28637818
>mfw i sleep 8+ hours a night
>still have dark circles
kill me
I thought I'd share this with you, /r9k/, after trying and enjoying it.
Basically this is a site containing many free courses. You can learn at your own pace and pick subjects that interest you. If you're NEET, this seems like a great way to spend some of your time.
https://www.edx.org
I've also created a discord so anyone working on courses can chat with other anons working on courses so we can keep each other motivated. If you are interested in joining us, here is the link (please no spam or trolling)
https://discord.gg/0zlRlveS7Q0xgMlI
Other...
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Learning shit and picking up new skills is a great way to spend time. I highly recommend it if you've got enough drive and motivation to do it.
As for myself, I'm having a pretty shitty period and can't really focus on anything these days. Can't even be assed to take out the trash. Hopefully it'll pass in a few months.
ledesu
>>28637130
Thank you for the free bump :3 desu desu
Are you watching the live stream of the most beautiful ASMRtist anon?
>youtube.com/watch?v=fcinYlM5U14
bbump for rey?
It's kind of sad but interesting and telling how this ASMR thing started out with house wives and normal people whispering into a mic..
...and now pretty girls have taken it over simply because they outperform other women as it's done with a visual medium and triggering peoples sexual motivation just always leads to better sells.
>>28635942
i will never unironically attend the stream of a whoer
I am a robot.
>error Cannot access specified file
>initiate self destruction sequence
>error. Cannot connect to server
> initiate hibernation mode
>>28635862
Yo waZZup yu gonna gimi dat suace senpai?
>>28635862
>image.jpg
Get the FUCK off my board, Reddit
>>28635862
Sci-fi stuff isn't out of possibility. Maybe they were'nt wrong and you can still wake up in the right place at the right time.
/completeisolation/
Can it be done? I'm tired of all the people in my life. I'm tired of 4chan and all its boards. I'm tired of the internet. I want to go full autist and not speak with anybody. I want to exist in a void without relationships, friends and people altogether. I can't tolerate this anymore.
I want to do nothing but read books and lift weights.
I realize I might go crazy and kill myself but everything is better than this.
After this thread I'm going to leave this place. just watch me
>>28635834
you will eventually come back. and hate yourself more.
>>28635867
I dont think hating myself more is even possible.
If I'm not able to leave /r9k/ and find some shred of inner peace, I'm sure I'll kill myself. literally everything is better than this purgatory I'm trapped in.
>>28635834
planning to or open for some planetwide tripping?
>tfw 5'10
>tell everyone i'm 6
who else lie about height here ?
>6'4"
>tell people 6'3" sometimes because 6'4" is a meme height
>>28635571
ISHYDDT it makes you come across as the insecure manlet you are
>>28635571
So you're six years old, are about 178cm tall, and can't speak proper English.
>who else lie about height here ?