Anyone else completely don't understand why people go online to insult and argue with people?
I don't see what this achieves except for negativity, bad mood, hate and waste of time.
It's just completely illogical for me.
>>28641255
lol shut the fuck up faggot
>>28641255
literally kys you fucking faggotnice dubs tho
>>28641255
I'm with her.
o.
whats wrong with fucking your own daughter? You would both use condoms, it's not like you are gonna have kids or something, that would be fucking sick
>>28641253
Nothing that Liberals deny god. There's no more reason to have a moral code. Do what you want, change the laws you don't personally like. Welcome to hell.
>>28641253
It's fine. In fact I would call it beautiful, even magical.
>>28641253
how else will you teach her about sex? She's gonna lose her virginity someday, so she might as well lose it while servicing daddy's cock.
So I was browsing through some old emails and found some spore creation I made in high school and realized it looked a bit like pepe. Enjoy!
Trying to provide the rest
This is quite difficult
Okay last one, enjoy
>male
>19
>first time on this board
>found it interesting
>not knowing what to post
>got a shitty idea
>been a /b/tard for 2 years(yep, I'm a newfag)
>only other board I go to is /vp/
>I play bass synth
>I like Daft Punk
>I...
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>>28641133
I'm 19; I've been on this website for 5 years.
Some of my most memorable wanks were had on /gif/.
Wow what a fucking useless thread. Kill yourself faggot.
>>28641133
>>been a /b/tard for 2 years
all we need to know
nice double dubs
Singularity is just around the corner, that means sex will become useless, why don't you stop caring about smashing your genitals?, what's your excuse?
As I'm smashing my genitals against my girlfriend's in about an hour, I'll think of you OP.
>>28641128
>Smash your genitals
This is the thing that stops me, i don't care about sex really, but i wouldn't have the fucking guts to smash my balls.
New humans will be tall, and colored a varying array of browns. Mainly asian and african influences with various minorities like white people, latino, middle eastern, indian etc.
They'll typically be hard hetero male or female, but many people will fall somewhere in between and slide around on the scale of sexuality and sexual identity. Trans acceptance and continued medical advances will make these faggots more mainstream, common and visible.
Strangely this hard core 'progress' will be mirrored equally by the emergence of a growing population of...
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>it's 2016
>eating ass is mainstream
Why don't you have a fart fetish?
Because I don't pick and choose my fetishes depending on if other people like them or not
>>28640815
because i'm not a degenerate
oregamino
Why the fuck do you keep posting these threads? Nobody likes them.
What kind of music does /r9k/ listen to?
Been listening to Pinkerton lately.
Swans
Radiohead
Bohren & der Club of Gore
Ambient and Black Metal in generated
Eleanor Rigby. Over and over again.
This is the ideal male in every respect. If a male is not exactly like him then he should work tirelessly to do everything he can to become him.
But they don't. Why?
Because men do not experience the yearning to better themselves as women do. Men don't have actual aspirations nor do they experience epiphany. A man blindly bumbles along through life swinging from one women to another, soaking in gossip and drama related to his peers and pop culture. A man personality is a quilt of patched together "hobbies" and personality traits adopted from his...
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>>28640571
>He only exists to house a womb
Nice try
His arms are a little small
>>28640571
here op lemme post the picture you meant to post
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=797975070
If you're into asian girls this is unironically one of the best pornos I've ever seen.
Everything about her just reminds me of those little cute FOB Chinese girls at college.
This one's better
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2093198139
>>28640668
That's Charlee Anh. I remember her scene. She never did anything else did she?
How to obtain perverted chink gf?
> tfw i say a bad joke but everyone laughs
> tfw i suggest something and people follow
> tfw i realize im the alpha in the group
im such a fucking loser, this is just sad.. how do i take advantage of this r9k?
>>28640429
it means you are good looking
god has blessed you my child, go out into the sun and enjoy life, for you there is no suffering
>>28640472
so how do i take advantage of this?
im probably a 5/10
>>28640736
Turn friend against friend, brother against brother with your alpha powers. Fuck and lead on all the girls in the group then crush them.
Be /devilish/
I miss when almost no one on the Internet cared about politics.
>>28640412
You mean all the time except election years?
>>28640412
I miss when George Bush was in power. No one liked Bush. Conservatards didn't like Bush, Libfags didn't like Bush. We were united in dislike of Bush.
I didn't care about politics until I saw a light of hope in the form of Donald J. Trump
Naughtynicole21 chaturbate
in side
i will take that bet
>>28640392
i dont use flash, sry
sir is doing a fantastic job
DC or marvel? For me personally I choose marvel, cause they have Namor and he's hot as fuck
>>28640373
Hs so cool I wish I was as cool as him
>>28640373
Are you a homosexuaI?
used to be a marvel guy
but ever since they changed every hero they have into anything but straight white males, i'm leaning toward DC
Have you been called a freak?
By peers, authority figures, and my own family.
probably behind my back, but never to my face3
On the rare occasion I go outside, people are nothing but polite to me.
a month ago I made a thread about being a 26 NEET with no work experience. I decided to take some of your advice and lie a little on applications. I read that trump book art of the deal and started to take some of those tips. I felt like 12 inches when I wrote my resume. I sent them out and I got a call back from a nice restaurant as a cook. I went into the interview and I exaggerated everything. I told him things like "I have become somewhat of a celebrity on the stove" "people say that I make the best roasted chickens they ever had, if you hire me sir, you will...
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>>28640200
But are you actually qualified to cook at a fancy restaurant? I'd hope that the food you put out actually meets their standards.
>overzealous god-complex incites veneration
And bad men are buried with honour, what else is new?
>not saying your roasted chickens are the most fantastic classy roasted chickens of all time
>not saying you will make roasted chickens great again