Chop chop, wagecuck. Can't have you being late again. You don't want to be fired and be one of those useless NEET who don't contribute to society, make their parents proud if them, and don't care about leaving a legacy, do you?
>>28651307
>tfw not a neet
>tfw not a wagecuck
being an arab musician is fun
>>28651307
Thisis truth in its entirety.
Oh, I actually got up early to shower. I know thatch a foreign concept to you neeties. The new qt in the office is sitting next to me. Feels good, Leaving now. Try to be productive today, neetboy
Tfw when silently playing vidya.
I want to be home :(
>>28651291
>dragged to his gf's mum's place
Explain why you autist
poor thing :( here have some attention I'm so sorry for you :(
>>28651291
just start screaming with no explaination
Does anyone know what the actual fuck is going on with image captcha's of late? Yesterday I had to change IP addresses because no matter how many times I clicked on it it would give me vanishing images. I'd click on them and they change to something else. I tried using the old text captcha system but I find that equally as frustrating as I always get the hard to decipher letters.
just happened to me.
Nobody seems to be complaining about it though (except me).
>>28651256
why dont you use the legacy captcha instead?
is it legal to ride a horse on the roads instead of driving a car?
is there any reason not to do this?
>>28651110
they're much fucking slower and they shit everywhere? did you think this through?
>>28651125
Not to mention people trying to feed your horse when you're not around.
>>28651125
>>28651131
im not in any rush, and its not like i will be stopping to pick up the shit.
There are people browsing this board RIGHT NOW who are dumping THOUSANDS of dollars and spending YEARS of their lives on the college meme.
Why did you think this was a good idea? You could literally be making more than the average American right now. Do you really think this is the best path to success? Explain yourself.
I went to college because I had nothing better to do after high school and I didn't want my childhood to end just yet
>>28651037
>tripfag
oh boy, i'm sure this will be a great opinion
>>28651037
you know how ugly you are compared to others, right hack_blastard? also you have a stupid voice. I really wish I never found your youtube channel
I'm thinking of stockpiling media and then going offline for a while
Thoughts?
You'll get bored.
There will be days when you don't want to do anything and don't want to watch anything and those days are the worst because you'll sit around and do nothing.
>>28650972
I reckon its a pretty interesting idea, how about going without any news in particular and writing down some predictions for what will happen regarding certain situations
>>28650972
Try going off the internet and trying to find entertainment in reality.
At first, it's difficult and scary, but after a while it's pretty rewarding.
Why do you want a gf? Why do you need a gf?
>>28650961
sex
companionship
>>28650961
I don't really want a gf, just a friend.
I don't, and so I won't be as lonely.
>dad threw away my Joanna Newsom vinyls
i only heard that one song, the sprout and the bean.
is there any other good ones?
>>28650812
I like Cosmia a lot. The Ys band version.
>>28650796
Tf happened to him..
"What you'll have M'lady, I cater for all tastes."
Please tell me you virgins are not pic related.
jesus christ at least fucking try
>>28650630
>no Baja Blast
fuckin casual
>>28650630
>he doesn't know who boogie2988 is
>Mom found the videos of me pounding boipussi
She's been crying for 3 hours...
At least mine hasn't found the ones of me jerking off for a girl I met online. I usually delete them after sending, but sometimes I forget for a few days.
OP got what he deserved for being a faggot
>>28650545
Link them, senpai
Anybody work retail?
I just got a job as a cashier at a walmart. So far most customers aren't bad, but it seems like the WORST are always fat older ladies. It just doesn't make sense to me though, how the fuck do these bitches get to be so arrogant and entitled? Like I'll give you a couple of examples off the top of my head.
First was one of those that just had a SHIT TON of groceries. I have to scan and bag this shit by myself. Usually, when it's one of those people with a lot of shit, at some point the customer will realize that I'm...
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So then this other bitch was a supreme cuntbag about the way I bagged her shit. She had brought her own bags, like pic related, so I was trying to shove as much shit in there as I could. Well apparently she didn't like the way I was doing it so she started rearranging her stuff or something, and she noticed a couple of the boxes on her little frozen chicken pot pie dinners got a little crunched up. It was just the box that had a few wrinkles, the actual product was obviously still completely intact. So what does this retard do? Point it out to me and say "this is unacceptable", and demand that I replace them. Now if there wasn't a line, I wouldn't have even cared at all, and just been all apologetic and done it. But there WAS a line, and the place just started to get real busy, and this fucking SHITHEAD decides to hold it up for something as trivial as that. Now, in retrospect, what I should have done was tell the fucking moron she can go get it herself, and that she's holding up the line. But since I was so dumbfounded by her lunacy, my first thought was that the fastest way to get her out of my face was to just run and go get it myself. So I did, and was pissed off about caving to her petty demands for the rest of the day.
So again, how the fuck does anyone even get to be that way? I haven't had too many problems with customers so far other than that though.
Anybody with any thoughts or their own stories they want to share at all?
>>28650245
If it weren't for that old lady, you'd be out of a job. You should thank her and everyone like her for not making you live on the streets, retard.
I just drove to the drive through and got 2 burgers r9k. Who's with me.
>>28650215
Sorry bro, I'm having curry tonight.
>>28650215
Sounds good bro, enjoy them burgers.
What one did you get
>>28650215
eatin frozen taquitos
>take a poo
>never wash my hands
>touch all the phones and doorknobs i see
i am the pinkeye fairy
>>28650034
Is feces even that bad.
Will people really get sick if I rub my poop all over rails and stuff in public
>>28650044
I got pinkeye and I'm meticulous about my hygiene.
All I did was fall asleep in my friends car in the back and my face touched the seat.
>>28650034
Thanks, India.
>nofap day 3
>wet dream
>>28650028
Just quit this no fap bullshit already
It doesn't change a fucking thing about the way you act
And the worst about is that if you finally get to a random hookup you'll blow in under 5 minutes because you haven't jerked off in a while
I never really understood this bullshit to begin with
>>28650052
yes good goy, lets all go watch some kike porn
>>28650052
Just my personal anecdote, it did the exact opposite. For some reason when I just half-ass sex, I blow super fast. But when I'm really horny, and my dick is completely hard, I can last longer. I'm not sure how that works, but I guess what I'm saying is, everyone's body is different.
>tfw you've been gone from 4chan so long you don't know how to anymore
It's pretty much impossible to forget how to be a faggot
I fucking you guys so much.
>>28650001
>I fucking you guys so much.
y-you what mate?