Would you be proud if this thing was the leader of your country?
still looks better than trump op
>>28660644
Hi mr beta
I don't care about how fuckable she is, I care that she's an evil bloodthirsty cunt with no true allegiances.
Not everything is about what's the best thing to put your penis in, you cro magnon.
You don't have a job yet? No wonder you're still a virgin. What a loser.
I wish I could be insulted by anime girls all day long.
>>28660471
i do though. I work at outback as a washer/frycook.
>tfw a 35 yo milf keeps flirting with you on the job
>>28660538
I bet you masturbate all the time to the thought of me insulting you. How pathetic.
>Uncut
>Dick smells
>Shower twice a day
>Finally hook up on tinder
>Shower before we meet up
>Finally start to get to sex
>She takes one whiff of my dick
>Says sorry and leaves
I wish my dick didn't smell. I wish I could find a girl who loved the smell of penis, unfortunately, none of them seem to
>he fell for the cut is mutilation meme
Enjoy dying as a virgin OP
>>28660265
stop masterbaiting or clean up properly afterwards
you must be really fucking bad at cleaning your dick if it still smells even after a shower
dont be like an americunt and mutilate yourself for the jew overlords just clean it better
I envy Chad and Stacy. Their minds are so primitive, they just live their meaningless life without ever questioning their own existence. Like animals they are happy with fucking, eating, and sleeping. Material satisfaction is the only thing that matters to them. At no point do they ask a "why". At no point do they feel regret. Their emotions are shallow and they don't feel the need for a deeper meaning in life.
>>28660125
Yep anon you got it all figured out. Being a depressed piece of shit really is the key to life
Most beautiful poetry.
>>28660125
Delusion is a defense mechanism for the mentally inferior.
Usually attractive people are smarter overall since there inherited beauty affords them a lot more knowledge then most.
Also, a person's intelligence varies from person to person and overall it's much easier to appear dumb for social purposes then to appear smarter.
-Chadderino with a 150 IQ
Post songs/music that makes you feel comfy, depressed, eerie, alone, empty, cheer you up, gives you anxiety, depair or great sadness... ITT: Bonus points for comfiness
I'll start with comfiest song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upTYEvzZrfM
>>28660114
>Alone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ohspBBjZmQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7o-T-CFZq4&ab_channel=TrillPhonk
doges are so comfy most of the time
I guess they can also be potentially dangerous and a ton of work, too, though.
>go to sleep at 7 am
>my parents wake me up at 11 because "I shouldn't sleep during the day"
do they realize they are killing me
I've gotten like 3-4 hours of sleep per day for the last week
i feel like I have brain damage
>>28660020
That's more sleep than I get during midterm/finals week
Why are your parents waking you up, are you fucking 12?
>>28660020
Go to sleep earlier???
>>28660050
>Why are your parents waking you up, are you fucking 12?
no, it's because they think I am still 12 apparently
I am 20
>>28660068
>Go to sleep earlier???
that's not an option
too much content to consume on the internet
Who here actually wishes they didn't have any sexual desire?
My lack of game and inability to read signals makes me hate the fact I have this urge.
castrate yourself
oregano
sexual desire is the root of all evil
>>28659983
How stop faping ? When I'm sad I fap...
Can roasties not just like tuck in the meat?
its not that long and it wouldnt stay.
>>28659942
> Don't treat me like Potato
> Your brain just like Potato
Moonruners have bad eyesight and can't appreciate the beauty of potato.
>>28659942
ROASTIE HANG LIKE LAUNDRY UNDER SKIRT
BUT PLEASE DON'T TREAT HER LIKE POTATO
OMG Anon why am I so crazy ??! xD
>>28659886
Top tier cringe
>>28659886
That's, the-way
Uh-huh Uh-huh
I LIEK IT
Uh-huh Uh-huh
>>28659957
>>28659886
>cringe
You should return to reddit, senpai.
Paralyzed by fear, disgust and hopelessness, every day is suffering. And then, some day you die.
And yet chad is out there just pounding a few brewski's and going home with a cute girl that whispers sweet nothings in his ear
what did you expect it to be. All existence is either struggle or sleeping.
There are people who work hard to rest in a perfect place. But nothingness is it also a perfect place?
so im a
>Left-Leaning Total-Isolationist Nationalist Progressive
clearly im insane due to the overwhelming number of people that do not identify with this sort of meaningless mishmash of terms that is perhaps only comparable to a form of paleo-Nationalist Socialism prior to 1939 and some parts of 1920s & 30s america
but I do believe in what I believe and I feel that I have the evidence and the skills to defend my beliefs thoroughly in the right circumstances.
I would love to go into politics and I feel I have a fair ability...
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Just do it, if it really.makes sense people will believe you
>falling for the politics meme
The world is under the control of the Illuminati and there's nothing you can do to stop uthem
>>28659848
So tell us what your view on politics is so we can understand why nobody identifies with you.
>mum found the splooge tube
>>28659809
Define splooge tube
>Little Sister sucks on the Loli Lollipops
>mummy found the smegma jack
I will never have a true companion. Someone who likes me for me. Someone who enjoys spending time with me and whom I enjoy spending time with.
I've had friends and girlfriends but they never stuck. No one has ever truly clicked with me. I thought my ex did but it turned out to be just a facade. Heartbreaking.
I feel like I'm destined to be alone. Anyone else?
>>28659782
Yeah of course. It's easier to work on accepting it than to continue dealing with the oscillation between pursuit of companionship and recoil from rejection.
>>28659883
What helps you accept it? How do I find happiness in solitude?
>>28659782
you have yourself, deal with it emotional faggot.your mind and body will never leave and will always be with you
Daily reminder that cleaning your room can and will make your day that much better. Get on it anon
my room isnt dirty in the first place because I have the self control to not throw trash on the fucking ground in my room like an ape
>>28659964
What do you do about dust?
>>28660063
>What do you do about dust?
lick it
Why is the media trying to push fat women as attractive, while still pushing the chiseled jaw Chad as the paradigm of male attractiveness?
Why does the internet try to push the opinions and politics of unemployed shut-ins so hard as the voice of reason?
>>28659790
Found the whale.
>>28659790
>t. whale