im 20 years old dating a 37 year old woman and im afraid to bring her back home to introduce to my parents
Just tell them you have a new mummy. Then cut contact.
That will show them.
If she's a good woman then just do it, man.
>>28667219
Why? Is she a degenerate? Otherwise if you're not comfortable with the age gap to tell your parents then you have no business dating her in the first placed. Don't be weak-willed, robot.
Also, is she cute? Does she do nice things for you? Do you do nice things for her? What are some things you have in common that makes the relationship work? If its just about sex, then you shouldn't be dating her for that as well.
>"SHIT! ANON, you looking fresh, nigga. What's yo secret?"
get fucking shitfaced before you ever go outside
did tyler ever drop a comment on that
>>28667213
Orphan husks..... just the husk ;)
Why are you secretly insecure about yours?
>>28667184
not at all.
I'm very obviously insecure about it
>>28667184
Because I have OCD and am insecure about virtually everything.
Like how it curves slightly to one side.
>>28667184
Because any woman I might ever be with will have had one bigger than mine.
Your classroom was bathed in the sunset light as you sit alone at your desk. "Argh... I promised myself that I would be more outgoing in highschool but I'm just following my old footsteps!" The image you had for your high school life was supposed to be more colorful. It was supposed to have excitement. You wanted to change that aspect of your life more than anything. "I wanted to have an image change..."
Taking a deep sigh, you start to wonder where your childhood friend is. "I bet you he is out picking up girls again..." You whisper...
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This is gay as shit, yo.
[x] Game club will make you look more autistic
>>28667078
This isn't /qst/ nigga
What did Bella mean by this?
10 cocks in and she's already tired
don't worry she'll be back at it after a short snapchat break
She's a pussy and can't handle yoga.
had too much morning BBC
Have you thought about becoming a gay hair stylist to get closer to women? You even get to create your own flamboyant persona, so you can pretend that you arent a KHV Neet.
>>28667049
>Have you thought about becoming a gay hair stylist to get closer to women?
No
>>28667049
Why would I want to get closer to women?
>>28667208
How else are you sniff their butts when they *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAFPFPPTFPTPFTPTF*?
Can anyone from /r9k/ recommend me a good haircut? I don't know what to do with my hair and I'm not used to super short hair. I'm tired of looking a kid/twink though.
I don't know if this is more of a question for /fa/ or something or even /soc/ but I don't know where else to ask.
>>28667020
just copy me famosa
i am literally the most aesthetic being alive
>>28667020
High and tight.
>>28667020
2 on the sides, blended to slightly longer than fingerlength on top. Use pomade or something like it to tousle the hair, have it wet but not soaked first.
Beyond that, you shouldn't be asking us for advice. Try /adv/. Never ask the faggots on /fa/ unless you want to look like an idiot. The most important thing you can do is build some muscle.
Is it possible for a non-Chad to obtain a Stacy?
>>28667008
Yeah if he's rich senpai
>>28667033
Don't Stacy's go for looks though?
Yes it is!
It's a very difficult method, but it is feasible. Only problem is that it might be illegal in all states.
*BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP*
*PLBBBBBBBRBRBPPPT*
*BRAAAAAAAATTT* *BRRRRRAAAARRRTTTT*
*PLBBBT* *PLBBBBTTT*
*BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP*
*the crowd goes wild*
Thank you! Thank you! I love you all! Goodnight!
i came
origanario
top post
*applauds*
W-why is she crying?...
>be sleeping
>wet dream about to happen
>get to the part where you are about to have sex
>feels real, finally going to lose virginity in a dream
>heart starts pounding like crazy
>tfw your brain realizes it's a dream and you wake up
every single time. right before anything happens. this shit makes me want to kill myself
>not lucid dreaming your way into rape
>>28666941
>tfw EVERY FUCKING NIGHT I dream about going to my oneiti's house and try to fuck her.
>she is never at home
>Instead I find a bunch of scary shit and I wake up.
JUST
>>28667063
>have a scary dream
>always sleep through it
>have a nice dream
>wake up
JUST
Im almost 30 and I've only been in 4 sexual intimate relationships.
*deep breath*
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28666939
27 here, I know not a single girl who isnt in a relationship
these girls are all ages 22-30
>>28666939
>Why is it so hard to find a girlfriend ?
Women usually don't want to settle or commit to a long term relationship until their late twenties or thirties
>tfw no tubig drinking, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, eleksyon voting, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting,...
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>>28666921
Bumping high quality thread, never stop xx
>>28666921
LET YOUR DREAMS BE MEMES OP
>>28666921
>image.jpg
Oh, that explains it. His phone's autocorrect must be changing "pet monkey" to "filipina gf"
is it true that women are only attracted to status and money, or is this just a meme?
>>28666917
>is it true that women are only attracted to status and money, or is this just a meme?
I googled it and found this tidbit on reddit
>>28666917
It's not just those two things. Basically want both of those and good looking and good personality. All. It doesn't mean women won't date poor good looking guys with good personalities. But it also doesn't mean they won't gold dig.
In this respect I actually have no specific objection to the manner in which women choose men.
>>28666917
Status, money, looks are predominant for them. As part of status, the man's ability to lead and be assertive also matters.
>that feel when she ignores your messages and leaves this shit for chad...and tyrone...
>>28666885
You get used to it robro, you'll get used to it...
she's not even cute pham.
>>28666885
this is a pretty typical thing to post if you get a new phone and you're a normie, both genders do this
unless i'm missing something here?
I got a job as a cashier at a grocery store what should I expect?
I also may have to do an occasional delivery
I wouldn't really expect anything in particular other than shit wages, getting bitched at from time to time, and having your back hurt from standing for so long.
>>28666880
>I got a job as a cashier at a grocery store what should I expect?
Lots of rude people, standing in place for hours, annoying sounds coming from every direction, general misery to the highest imaginable caliber
Have fun, wagie
Dont be one of the fuckers who trys to make small talk. just shut the fuck up and ring up my shit, if some one starts talking to you just nod and try not to think suicidal thoughts