How do you feel about this movement?
bowel movement, full of shit
A few nuggets of life wisdom amist an ocean of jaded bitterness and misguided "men" all circlejerking their own pseudo-intellectual garbage into the same puddle of worthless jizz.
Take what's useful from it and move on.
>>28680185
What's useful?
>wake up
>Entitled, fat, ungrateful, complaining hippos with D cups and larger still exists
>>28680135
buttmad titlet
>detected
>wake up
>still living
>wake up
>i'm still not a girl who has life on easy mode
Who would you choose to be your roommate, r9k? You can only choose two. Explain each choice
erica and fuzzy man of course
>>28680131
Fuzzy and bird flu.
Girls are aids, they don't clean the bathroom and destroy your cookware.
Black guys reek. Druggies reek. Black box could be a black girl druggie.
Fuzzy and the bird look like they'd be down for boardgames and drinking on weekends.
>>28680131
Erica. And don't tell me I have to explain.
If I have to pick the second one too, I'm taking the black box because I like being surprised
Okay since whites are pretty much the best race on this planet, the only question is - who is the best among us?
Personally I'd say
>blonde and blue eyed
>black hair and blue/grey eyes
>brunettes with anything but brown eyes
>"whites" with brown eyes
>gingers
>>28680078
>whites are pretty much the best race on this planet
>>28680155
What's your point anon? You just restating ope's facts
>>28680078
>green eyes not even mentioned
I WANT A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>be me
>graduated from highschool recently
>2 girls gave me their numbers on the last day of school (I didn't even have to ask!)
>too social anxiety to text them ;_;
this is why I will never have a gf
Just imagine you have a girlfriend. She can be anything you want.
It's worked thus far for me. I'm losing touch with reality, though
>>28680051
I got a girls number on my last day of highschool like 2 years ago and texted her, asking her out. Her reply was just "lol"
This is what the typical "femanon" looks like. Would you date this thing? No you say? Then you're the reason why you're a lonely KHV.
MOM!!! MOMMY!!!! I FEEL WEIRD MOMMY!!! SOMETHING'S COMING OUT!!!!
MOMMYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
taylor swift looks like a boy in the bad way
i really dont know what people see in her
>>28679858
>taylor swift looks like a boy
do you live in one of those cuck countries where every boy is a transmutant freak?
I went to bed early last night so that I could wake up at 6AM and have a good productive day. I was going to meditate, get some groceries (healthy stuff, not the usual crap I buy), maybe work out a little, and begin working on my novel that I've been wanting to write for months.
It is currently 7:58PM and I haven't done jack shit all day.
How do I get motivated to do stuff?
You don't need motivation. Motivation doesn't do shit. What you need is discipline. Don't want to do something cos you "can't be bothered?". Do it anyway. Even if you hate it. Then repeat. Simple.
getting started is 75% of the effort. They say if you don't start a project within 48 hours of deciding to do it the chances of ever doing it drop to 2%.
My downfall is always switching on my pc. Fortunately none of those things are time specific so you just get started now.
>>28679821
How I get motivated to do something is to force myself to do it. Once you start doing an activity, you're pretty much in the zone and while you have that momentum you can move onto the next thing. But honestly, it's different for everyone.
Another thing that helps is not to plan it all out. You'll eventually get bored of doing a routine, so putting different activities at different times should help.
But eventualy it'll get boring... so perhaps look into some guidance books for self discipline.
THE GIRLFRIEND IS A LIE!
Wazzup mein negers.
Imma let some wisdom fall on your NEET asses. Life doesn't have to suck, just get a boipussy, it'll be great YO!
>TFW best blowjob ever
>TFW much tighter than girlpuss
>TFW much more affectionate
>TFW feels so kinky!
Oh DUDE! You've gotta get your jizz in tha jar mayne. Real gays be hatin' cuz I'm stealing all their boipussy! Man, Let me tell ya. I have...
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>>28679792
that could be you man
you could be balls deep in that
right
now
Let me tell you. A good cute boy is also a good trap. Get the gay first man, then move on to all those other kinky fetishes.
Cuz you're gonna love it. You fapped to shemale porn because you wanted a challenge. You wanted a conflict. You wanted imperfection, vulnerability, drama. You're gonna get all this by being a straight guy in a gay relationship, Im telling you man, this is your fucking dream!
Wubba lubba dub dub! You want this man! Just get yourself a grindr, you'll be getting a blowjob tonight! I'm telling you, if all you want is a blowjob...
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good original post
Has anybody tried to pick up /lit/ girls in the library?
Not many people hang around reading books at my local library, it's mostly people coming in to use the computers.
Or they go in, grab the book and then leave.
Elderly people sometimes come in to read the news and chat which is nice but if you're looking for a gf, the library is not the place to go.
>having to signal both academic-commie and edgy-hipster at the same fucking time
holy shit I have no wish to participate in that
>>28679788
I have no intention of talking to women in public 3bh
I really don't see the point of putting in a lot of work for little return, which is this whole game you are playing is, OP.
post pictures that describe your life
this grinning dog by the stairs represents my life.
i am still at the bottom of the stairs. the stairs represents life acheivements and success; i have none.
the grin symbolizes how despite all adversities, i still manage to find pleasure in small things like women's thighs and prank videos.
this image from the Silmarillion of an elvish king duelling with the Dark Lord represents my life
I am at a grave disadvantage in every aspect of life, yet I will not go out easily or quietly ie kill myself.
Everything may be going horribly wrong but I still try and Smile
>>28679703
The pyramid is power
We're back with another day in Land'o'Feels. I've crashed the server once today so hopefully that's enough for the time being.
Updates:
Tribals has abanonded their eastern island and moved towards the western coast. Bongo continues to conquer the volcanic island in the south and Spiceware continues construction on its evil nazi lair.
IP: http://192.169.44.9:26094
http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/landofeels/
First for Spiceware
Normies will never know the comfiness of Bongo
TRIBALS BEST FACTION
i thought i had a pimple on the check, tried to press him out but it the end it wasnt one
now i have a brown point on the check like someone burned me with a cigarette
what should i do? will it go away?
im so fuckin scared
>damaging proliferating skin cancer to help it disseminate faster
smart
>>28679630
That's literally skin cancer..
is this bait?
>>28679708
>>28679700
at first it was like a mosquito bite
Who else /given up on their dreams/ here?
>>28679618
THIS LIFE I LEAD LED TO A DEAD END LIKE THE ONE I GREW UP ON. SO IF YOU FEEL MY PAIN, PUT YOUR FUCKIN HANDS UP AND JUST SAY FUCK OFF.
i haven't given up, just that things are looking bleak as fuck
28 here
>>28679618
My dreams involve fucking as many whores as I can before I get a disease and die. I'm currently living said dream
smug face thread?
Why not Lewd?
>>28679588
Lewd is fine
>>28679576
OK. Here's a smug face.
So, have any of you robots ever made the local news for something?
It could be good, bad or mundane. Just post some stories here.
tfw got interviewed by reporters back in 2009 for shoveling snow.
>>28679556
I've always been paranoid there's pictures of me in the news out there I don't know about
>>28679591
Yeah I thought the same thing too I was going through at least one local papers thing pretty far back and googling it to make sure.
It just seems like it'd be bad to get put in the news personally for something. I don't even like being in front of crowds usually let alone everybody at large hearing about me.
>>28679556
I dragged someone out of a turned over car on the side of the highway and got interviewed for it.
They didn't air it. I assume because I'm a tranny