>Almost 19 year old male
> Lives at home with parents
>No gf (never had one)
>Virgin
>Never even kissed a girl
>No friends
>No social life
>Never gets invited to parties or any social events
>Suffers from ADD and gets extremely uncomfortable in most social situations
>I make no attempts whatsoever to make friends or get a girlfriend
How much of a failure am i?
>>28684213
Pretty sad. I had sex at 17 and quite a few friends and even I had problems with jealousy and emptiness sometimes
Get a job
Make money
Do whatever you want
I was all of those things (aside from ADD) and am now making decent money. Just don't settle for the first garbage retail job you get, always look for better wage/hours/work conditions/etc.
Also start talking to people off /soc/, it will at least make you feel better about being an antisocial piece of shit. That and the realization that basic socialization isn't hard will free you from your autistic bonds.
>>28684213
Give up on girls and become friends with other psuedo robots. Don't trust the normies and their lies. But you have to get educated get a job and get paid. that's basic shit
>tfw perfect r9k soulmate is across the the Country from me
They're really great but they're so far away.
Has anyone met someone through r9k that they thought were a soul mate?
Did you ever end up meeting that soul mate and it turned to shit in person?
Share your stories.
>>28684197
I did once and it ended really terribly. I'm nervous that I won't be able to connect with anyone who isn't a robot, but at the same time you have to keep in mind that we're all here for one reason or another.
>>28684288
What happened when you met them? I'm curious. This is OP
>>28684197
yes - Japan is far away.
I'd eventually settle in Ehime area. Love those places. More than snowy villages in the center of Hokkaido.
Are you scared of death /r9k/?
i would be lying if I said no
Not really. Can't do anything to prevent it. No point in worrying about the inevitable.
>>28684183
I'm not afraid of death but i'm afraid of pain which comes before death.
who /schopenhour/ here?
- Anything good is really negative
- The Brute vs. The rational thinking man: The former is really living life, the latter only exists to be in perpetual disappointment
- The story of two old friends reunited would eventually convene on the idea of disappointment because of the separation and time lost
- A brute when inflicted pain yells/yelps every time as if it is experiencing it for the first time, each time.
- The perfect way to illustrate the dynamic of pleasure and pain is with two animals, one eating the other.
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Pleasure is never as pleasant as we expected it to be and pain is always more painful. The pain in the world always outweighs the pleasure. If you don't believe it, compare the respective feelings of two animals, one of which is eating the other.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8RoB7FbU3A
How do I get started with Schopy? He seems like my kind of philosopher.
I like him. He has some interesting theories.
>mfw I wanna take my tulpa to the pool, but I don't want to come off as weird going by myself
>tupla
enjoy your artificial scitzo.
>>28684170
I really am enjoying it. I'm so happy, Tbh.
tulpa feels thread? okay sure
>tfw i sometimes talk to my tulpa out loud in public without realizing there's someone within hearing distance
>tfw someone catches me talking to my tulpa clearly as if it were another person
>"who are you talking to"
>"NOBODY- i mean, myself"
>tfw got the fat gene
there is no worse fate than this
>>28684059
Uhm, yeah there are a lot of things worse than your pseudo-gene.
>>28684059
Here's your (you). Oregano
>fat gene
Lol try not eating so much when you're depressed for being fat to begin with. It's simple fag, you're taking more energy in than you're using
made a kik group with fellow r9k fags, but they all ended up leaving and now its just me alone in that group
>>28684014
I'll be your friend Anon.
Whats your Kik name?
>>28684014
why the fuck do you use kik? it's a shitty program normies use the hook up. use telegram instead and I will talk to you
>>28684144
No one is gonna wanna talk to you if you use that tone with them Anon.
You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a qt3.14 taiwanese girlfriend
protip: They're the best out of all the asian waifus.
I'm Indian.
Asian girls hate Indian men.
>>28684040
I'm half Taiwanese half Indian. There's hope for you, anon
I dated a taiwanese girl for 3 months. she was 5 feet tall and adorable and tiny and would watch anime with me and teach me mandarin characters. Out of the blue she fucking ghosted me and stopped seeing me. no closure. feels bad man
Today I realize true love cannot exist for me.
> Be me
> Be September of last year
> Get into online relationship with girl I met online.
> qt 3.14 white girl with really nice tits
> I'm 18 from new york
> She says she's 17 from texas
> we get along together really well
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>>28683920
>dating online
WEW LAD
>>28683920
Ha, ya dun goofed you dingus
>>28683920
Online relationships are pointless, Anon.
Just be glad you learned this while you're still young.
Biggest waste of money.
I've had one of these for 2 weeks and It's already filled with fungus and mold.
Just use a real vagina
try actually cleaning it after you use it you fucking slime
>>28683898
also filled with fungus and mold
Nostalgia thread? Nostalgia thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA
>2006 was 10 years ago
>you will never experience Runescape like it was in 2006 again
>it will never be the golden age of flash games again
>you will never be in elementary school again
>you will never be in middle school again
>you will never be able to get drunk off soda like you could back in the day again
>you will never play ps2 games during a sleepover...
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>>28684139
I play OSRS more than anything else
>>28683848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdLCEwEFCMU
>back when this was considered advanced video making skill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWE1vXQEBvQ
>when MAD TV was on and you were still immature enough to think most of it was ingenious comedy gold
my father just started a business and hired 2 massive chads I graduated with to work with me... I-I don't think I can do this. No fucking way I won't kill myself after a month
So you get a free ride with two competent coworkers who will probably bolster your family's coffers? Sounds great faggot, just keep your eyes open and ride it out.
>>28683930
He's only doing it to basically force me into working. I can't interact with these guys without acting like an antisocial retard. They will hate me within a day and every day after will be living hell
>>28683961
Ah, I know what you mean. The best way to get better at your social skills is to never practice them. That's how Jimmy Hendrix mastered the guitar, by never touching one.
How do people learn to communicate with each other? How come I didn't learn it? What da fug /r9k/
>>28683776
by communicating with others
you don't learn it because you don't do it
>>28683776
You're communicating with us now
>>28683776
Partly practice. Mostly TV.
>Dad is making me go somewhere in a car even though I have a concussion
>have to go or else I "can no longer expect favors" from him and I'm a NEET who wants a soundproof room
soundproof room? Just stop screaming your waifu's name so loud before climax you tool.
>>28683997
The reason I want a soundproof room is so I don't have to hear my family. They are very noisy.
>>28683750
How did you get a concussion senpai?
Why do Japanese girls have hairy vaginas?
>>28683721
because they're neither underaged nor trend addicts
>>28683721
you have to TELL your girl to shave or she won't.
>>28683800
How do you tell a pure Japanese waifu that here vagina is hairy?