>he fell for the IT meme
>he fell for the "profission of the future" meme
>now he is stuck formating old lady's pc's
LOL!
the only formatting i did for old ladies was formatting your mom's ass with this dick
>>28687411
t. mad TI cuck
have fun struggling to take Pajeet's job
>>28687364
isn' t that more of a job for some minimum wage Geek Squad employee?
>"Ahhhhhh Anon!!! I got my fingers stick, can you help me out?!?!"
*pulls out pocket watch*
*checks time*
*replaces pocket watch*
*unsheathe katana*
*Slice down through the traps*
*narrowly misses fingers*
*Checks time*
*Tips fedora*
Ahhhhhh Anonette!!! I got my dicks stick, can you fist me out?!?!
nope, i have you just where i want you.
*teleports behind you*
How is this possible? Has r9k lied to me about reality?
inb4 rich
>>28687284
Looks like a beta provider
smelly. she's smelly.
gay best friend obviously.
In all seriousness, what the fuck are you supposed to do to deal with being a KHV once you've self-improved to the point of normiehood? I'm a functioning person, can talk to anyone without spilling spaghetti, in shape, not ugly, funny, mildly interesting etc. But how do I approach women, and even if I do how do I deal with or hide my inexperience? Should I just hire a prostitute first?
>inb4 normies ree
I'm sure there are many here who can relate to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBhxkOai2HM
This video is pretty fucking good imo. It takes practice and the dude is pretty annoying sometimes, but what he says is mostly really useful.
Being inexperienced isn't that important. If she decides she likes you and wants to bang she wont care if you're a virgin or not.
>>28687262
That's good to hear. Have you been in the same position? I'm 21, so just slightly worried that if she finds out it would be a complete turn-off at my age, and even more so if I continue to wait. More worried about kissing than sex, because I have a feeling the average guy isn't that great at sex, but not being able to kiss is probably a huge sign of immaturity.
I will watch the video when I get the time, might just play it in the background now.
(Ohreeginal)Bump
A man gets a choice between two girls. Both are twins and have the exact same looks, personality and everything. However one is a virgin and the other is a non-virgin.
Guess which one he chooses?
A woman gets a choice between two boys. Both are twins and have the exact same looks, personality and everything. However one is a virgin and the other is a non-virgin.
Guess which one she chooses?
the non virgin, I'm a male btw
>>28687225
>the non virgin, I'm a cuck btw
>>28687729
>the virgin, i'm delusional btw
>tfw my mom is voting for Hillary
How do I redpill her?
have you tried showing her some dank Memes
>>28687101
>trump=cancer
>hilary=cancer
Also go back to /pol/
You really think Trump is appreciably better than Clinton? Why?
I'll start with a classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mU2wv9Z88o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM7tg0J06ok
>>28687058
top fucking kek, that guy in green is my hero
>>28687058
THE WOMAN hit the man first
KILL ALL WOMEN
Does /r9k/ like fascism?
>>28686986
Yes
Individually we are weak like a single twig, but as a bundle we form a mighty faggot
>>28686986
it's pretty good
original
No. National Liberalism master race
I really hate what YouTube has become
What do you miss the most about old YouTube?
I miss 10-30 second videos of people doing really stupid things and getting hurt
Now it's all gaming, ads, and reactions
If people want a successful video all they have to name it is " top 10 things gamers...."
When you could color and style your channel.
ITT: Post your cucksheds
I also have a PS1 in there as well.
how could I have a cuckshed if I never even went on a date before
that shed looks hella comfy tho, I would spend time inside it
>>28686983
Oh, you also have a PS1 in there? As well? So you're saying that additionally, in addition to the stuff we can see, you, moreover, also have on top of that stuff, plus not only the stuff we can see, but also you furthermore have a PS1 besides all that, accompanying the other stuff you have too to boot. Am I getting that right, OP?
>>28686983
comfy cuckshed, dude!
Two Elliot Rodger updates to get you excited for St. Elliot's Day:
>A guy on YouTube has released a short documentary on Elliot Rodger, containing recent footage of Isla Vista; most notably, a never before seen glimpse of inside Elliot's apartment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adKLY9pXHUQ
>Elliot Rodger's official twitter account has been hacked. We need to find out two very important facts from the hacker: Does the password work for any of his other accounts (and if possible, what was...
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This is all in preparation for the upcoming Elliot Rodger movie, where he is sent two years into the future after his supposed 'death.'
Pretty pumped desu.
I can see the places Elliot Rodgers visited. What a time to be alive.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adKLY9pXHUQ
that background music and singing is so horrible, loud and distracting. That retard should cut out that shitty music
>Tfw mommy calls you to get your tendies
>tfw they get cold because you can't pause an online game
>tfw eating cold tendies and you don't even care anymore
>>28686853
dude what the fuck
like seriously?
your mom doesn't bring you your tendies? that's fucked bro
>>28686886
I know. My mom's a stupid vapid bitch.
I hope that stupid fucking cow dies a horrible slow and painful death.
>>28686853
learn to make your own tendies lazy fatass, i know how to cook and its great
Who /videogames/ heya?
Where my playstation bros at? Let's add each other on PSN and play together robots.
>>28686791
I want to add people but I have a feeling people will just make fun of this
>>28687068
What games do you play familiar?
>tfw haven't worked out how to use PSN yet
I used to have an Xbox 360 you see. Plus I don't have any friends to add anyway.
>Come home
>Walk into your bedroom
>See this
what do?
>>28686734
Ask if I can lick his balls.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER
lick her out once hes cum in her
Would you be with a grill if you knew she filmed a porno?
Not starring in it, but literally holding the camera while people fucked?
>>28686724
You do realize that most female porn producers are ex or still porn stars themselves, right?
right, i know they tend to be, but i mean like someone young, early 20s, never been in pornos as far as you know, but is into photography
If she filmed porn, she most likely did plenty of other disgusting shit.