Hey /r9k/ I really like this girl but I don't know how to approach her, I'd say I'm a 7/10 and pretty funny so I think I could stand a chance my only problem is actually approaching her.
Pic is me.
Are you an old lady?
if that pic is you then you have no chance at all just end it now
You're a 4-5/10 friendo
>New teacher at school this year
>Hes pretty cool
>Enter his classroom
>"what the fuck"
>He has multiple my little pony and pokemon posters
>No problem with pokemon (it was a pokemon card club sort-of thing) but automatically assumed he was a fag from the my little pony poster (he also taught the my little pony version of the pokemon club)
>look up...
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>>28689069
Fuck out of here /underage/
I'd fuck your teacher, ngl.
>>28689069
>caring that your teacher is an emofag
emofags were the original robots, my man. besides, who cares what he likes as long as he's a cool dude.
Do normies really find 3D pussy sexy or is it just a meme? I get turned on by 2D pussy regularly, but 3D? Obviously I don't know how they feel, but 80% of them turn me off.
i prefer dicks, personally
>>28689007
It's not so much that vagina is attractive, it isn't it's fucking weird looking. And it's not like it actually smells good either. But having a real vagina in front of me flips some sort of primal switch and gets me super horny. But pictures? No interest, I'll just look at tits.
the fell great but look terrifying
>tfw the girl you used to like in HS is a coalburning wigger at age 20
I mean, I'm over her, but so much for trying to "reconnect".
>>28688956
>tfw the girl you used to like in HS turned out to be an insufferable, vapid hipster cunt, shaved her head, and became a lesbian
Mixed feelings, to be honest.
you people have the worst taste in women
How the fuck do these people get popular by just tweeting generic, boring shit like this? Why would anyone want to hear @fuckallspaces say "This mix is life"
>mfw entering my late 20's alone because scared commit to anyone I get close to and disappoint her
>mfw women within a 100 mile radius somehow know about my womanizing through family or friends or friends of friends
FUCK.
I knew this would all come back to haunt me. All the debauchery and all those nights out. There was this one girl I met about two years ago that I deeply regret everyday no going steady with her. Now that she's in a committed relationship and I'm guessing soon to be engaged...
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Thinking about a mail-order bride. I can go meet her in a home country and bring her back. Pretend I met her romantically or something.
I love watching Chads be miserable. Hope you die alone anon.
>>28689028
Thing is, I don't see myself as a Chad. I'm only 5'9" and a bit underweight. And I'm not even white. Most of the girls I go for a "wholesome" and not skanks but I guess it really doesn't matter. They all hate me in the end...
>Hey, anon! Anon! Do you like my costume? Do you think it's cuuuuuute~?
>>28688882
I hope anzu likes black guys
Normies, tell me what boobs feel like.
>>28688911
Bags of sand....no seriously, it's just fat. Kind of like your ass, but not quite.
Who here /smartrobot/ here? I am unironically one of the smartest people I know. I have a tested IQ of 150 and am currently studying at one of the top schools in the country (not going to name it, obviously) double majoring in physics and english at the top of nearly all of my classes. And as to the reason that I'm posting on the asshole of a Chinese cartoon board: I, as fedora-tipping as this is, fucking hate stupid people. I feel like throughout my life, as misguided as this is, I've been wronged by the world by having to be in the presence of people slower than...
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>>28688863
have a you smarty
>I've been wronged by the world
and what are you gonna do, make the world to apologize?
>>28688863
You're too pompous, until you've made any meaningful discoveries or contributions to our understanding of the world you're no more valuable than the rest of the 7 billion people on earth.
nah ur dumb as fuck
>tfw no first chair bf
first chair
a musician in an orchestra taking lead position playing a particular instrument; seated closet to the audiencenice digits
>tfw qt overwatch bf
>>28688777
>TFW NO QT SKIER GF
It hurts desu fampi. Pls be gf
Would you willingly bring another human into this world?
Sure, might be interesting.
No, because I'm one of the antinatalist master race
>> can a group that doesn't reproduce be called a race???
It really depends on how selfish I'm feeling at that particular moment in time.
what is more scary, goblin or ghost?
>goblin
fast
small
jewish
might be in your basement
>ghost
invisible sometimes
make spooky noises
might not be jewish, but might be
might be in your house
One is real. The other isn't
>originaldeo koksal baba
Ghosts exist, and can mess with you in real life. Goblins are a creature from fantasy.
Jews are a creature from fantasy. Ghosts and Goblins exist, and can mess with you in real life.
>h-hey anon, its great to f-finally meet, I-I'm really excited to s-see X-Men: Apocalypse w-with you :3
Fuck that. We're gonna go see The Angry Birds Movie.
>tfw this will never happen in real life.
>>28688713
>X-Men: Apocalypse
holy shit fuck off id rather be alone forever
>started shitposting trap threads a couple years back
>tfw this eventually escalated to me buying hormones and girl clothes from the internet and gender transitioning ironically
>tfw just let a man fuck me in the ass for the first time and all I could think of was how angry I was that he was getting to fuck a girl and I wasn't
Don't become a tranny even if it's just ironically. It isn't worth it desu.
>>28688650
>gender transitioning ironically
>>28688650
>he fell for the trap meme
At the end of the day you are taking a dick in your ass while playing dress up poorly. The only good traps are those that start young.
>>28688683
It was just a prank, I didn't really mean to grow tits ;_;
I think I finally know what it's like when you want to kill yourself. I was watching a few videos on youtube. Some art major guy called technical dave. It was about his experiences during his art school years at a school called Sheridan. I got really depressed watching his vids. They were stories of him succeeding and shit even though there were hardships along the way. I started thinking about how all the problems in my life were just me personally. After all this guy is able to be happy and have a good life, with his experiences shaping him rather than breaking him. The...
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Oh piss, I've come a long fucking way too to whatever success I am right now. I was a dumb kid, I was a dumb teenager, I was hurt, I collapsed, I ran away, I hid, I ran away, I spun out of control and then I got up and made some fucking choices. Those choices all blew up in my face and I ran away again. That time I realized that there was no more running nor hiding so I ended up doing something and now I'm working a "stable" job wage slaving at minimum wage doing what "I love". Its horrible, I hate every fucking day and I hate myself to the point I drink all the time to forget I am me. but hey op, don't take what somebody elses life is and project it onto your own. We are all at our own paces. No two people walk at the same stride so who the fuck cares if some faggot on the internet somewhere pulled through a ton of shit to become successful. I've been brought to hell by not 1 but 2 people and they left me there to climb out of it on my own to have just about nothing but I still carry the fuck on because I still believe tomorrow might be a brighter fucking day. I've gotten so low I've pulled the trigger but life said I was supposed to live it and here I am. Here we all are. You're still alive now pull through what ever real or fake problems you are facing. You can do it. Sink or swim or just float there till you can make the choice. We've all been hollow, we've all been whole and we have all been there before now just get in the fucking boat.
IKTF.
I want to change but I don't even know how.
I would have killed myself already if I had the balls to do it. I want to do it so badly, but like with improving, I don't know how to actually make myself go through with it.
>>28688634
>>28688712
>>28688738
it's true my friend. relying on others for your own happiness and fulfillment is not sustainable in life.
out of all the things you can control, the people around you are not one of them. It's very hard to make the push to better yourself, and everyone struggle with it in their own kind of way. A lot of my friends struggle with finances. Some do so with looks or the opposite...
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Have you ever considered the possibility that us robots are not lonely because we're angry, bitter, mentally-ill losers, but that we're angry, bitter, mentally-ill losers because we're lonely? Do you think we came out of the womb disillusioned and jaded? No, we became that way after years of being bullied, harassed, mocked, and excluded by people like you, just because we happened to be shy, happened to be ugly, happened to be different. It's hard to refrain from being a bad person when everyone's going to treat you like one regardless of what you do....
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>Do you think we came out of the womb disillusioned and jaded?
I can only speak for myself and I'm sure that I was fucked up from the start. I was born almost 3 months too early, had adhd as a child and still have concentration problems as an adult, as well as a diagnosed dyscalculia.
heavy social anxiety as a child blablabla, the list goes on.
Due to this, I percieved myself as a loser from age 10 onwards and didn't give a shit about education, so I ended up in a job field that is dying out and I'm currently a NEET. I...
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>Have you ever considered the possibility that us robots are not lonely because we're angry, bitter, mentally-ill losers, but that we're angry, bitter, mentally-ill losers because we're lonely?
Yes. And I do believe this happens the vast majority of the time. But you can't blame others for your loneliness. So act, and fix it. /thread
>>28688608
Who cares? You're still miserable and gave no intention changing. Makes for a good daily laugh.
My brother wont stop calling me a bitch
>>28688572
Bitch
originali comentari
Don't call him a bitch, make him your bitch.
>>28688572
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FREtVfKrQWo