>sit on train alone
>group of 3 normies come in
>sit on my private square
Every
Fucking
Time
Enjoying 1.20 hour of normietalk and sideland glance right now
Don't tell me this never happens to you?
>>28699046
>>28698724
>not shitting your pants as soon as you get on the train to ward off normies
you brought this upon yourself anon
>they box you in
>your stop is approaching
>they're not getting off
>you're going to have to sit up or shift your bag to indicate that you want to get off
>approaching the station
>still haven't moved
>train slowing
>still haven't moved
>train stops
How does it feel that America will be great again
>>28698677
feelsbadman.
If trump becomes president I'll unironcally move to Canada.
fuck off Evan
>>28698687
Good luck finding a job... You'll need it.
>51% of the population of the planet hates you and wants to see you dead
>>28698589
nah it's more like 99% for you m8
>More than 99.99% percent of the population doesn't give a shit if you die or not.
>>28698660
this
people don't really hate, unless you are in their way
>Be me
>groundskeeper at local uni (fuck if I'm telling you guys where) because no one interns CS freshmen
>weed wacking by myself
>usually let my mind wander
>pass by groundhog hole
>hope he doesnt come out and nip me
>mind wanders to /k/ memes
>think of pic related and nipping
>Out of fucking nowhere, 2 girls come out of chem building and walk behind me
>theyre college white women so all traffic stops for them
>don't even look at me
>I turn and nab one in the achilles heel
>no blood but she's down for the count, crying and screaming
>other grill stunned
>before I can say sorry
>before I even realise what happened, I say
>"I am the ankle nipper! Stay back or I'll fucking nip ya!"
>sounds like I did it intentionally
>Other girl hits me and swears at me
>fumble over myself to say I'm sorry
>maybe it would be better to say I'm autistic as an excuse
>fucktheyregettingaway.webm
>run after them trying to explain myself
>Realise I'm a 19 year old chasing 2 women with a running weed wacker yelling about my autism so i stop
>duck out in chem building, cry and nap in bathroom
>type out greentext
>"Is it safe to come out yet?"
Long story short, I'm hiding from the inevitable. I could be fired and have possible assault charges filed on my ass.
So, /r9k/, what is the most autistic thing you've done today/ever?
>>28698542
Finish the job, anon! Finish it!
>Told a girl thank you while getting head during my first sexual experience.
>Told my boss nice to meet you when I had met her the day before.
>Pissed in coffee machine at work in order to get the office Stacy to drink it because she was 4 weeks behind on my pay then paniced because r9k found out where i worked and they kept calling
Pick one, thats off the top of my head.
You start coming out at night with the week wacker and chase people around screaming that you're the ankle nipper. An urban legend will form based on your autistic shenanigans.
>have to go outside
>heart racing
>palms sweating
>butterflies in my stomach
>why?
>arms are heavy
>>28698559
Knees weak
>>28698535
>There's vomit on my sweater
> nobody ever responds to my threads on /adv/
> when they do, they tell me to kill myself
All I want to do is stop thinking so negatively. I hate society, I've experienced awful things, I've been raped, I'm a product of rape, I've been assaulted, stabbed, abducted, knocked out, drowned, and been told I'm a liar trying to ruin innocent people's names because "people just don't do awful things like that". All my life I've been ostracized and rejected, and being...
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>>28698514
Well, have you tried /adv/'s advice?
>>28698514
I would have to meet you in person to verify your personality. To indeed the dismay of people who've been genuinely abused, 97% of people claiming to have been abused in fact is plain falsehoods.
Call the cops anon.
Who here /existential crisis/?
I've already accepted an offer into a quality business program at a pretty solid university, but I'm having some serious second-thoughts. I have this very strong feeling that university will be the worst years of my life, and I'm fairly certain that it won't even amount to anything in the end. I'll never thrive in a business environment.
I am genuinely considering just moving across the country to BC or something and finding a job out in the wilderness.
I feel like I'm running out of time. Can...
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I'm going into my last year next fall and even though I've done okay (A- average) it's made me extremely depressed and constantly stressed. I'm too autistic to meet professors and other people so I haven't been able to get any related jobs thus far and once I graduate it will be pretty useless.
>>28698537
I imagine my experience will be pretty similar. I've always heard that the most important thing to take away from university are connections, which I happen to be very bad at making.
im preparing to enter a graduate program and i should be happy but i feel like shit. im mediocre at everything i do, i never want to work, and i hate myself.
im sorry if you're feeling the same.
I'm 20 and feel like it's over
You can never learn things as well as you can as a kid, most famous people throughout history were already masters in their craft by my age, they were in their prime at my age but I haven't even gotten started on anything. JUST.
You're 20. You're still a kid. Stop making excuse for being lazy.
>>28698499
Why are you here friendo?
>>28698484
>>28698499
because he is saying you're to young to be sad, just like 15- yeaor olds saying their life is over.
However this is not the case, I'm a 20 m and have nothing going for me, the whole world and reality and society is just a complete waste of fucking time
Would you date this trap? :3
No you fucking niggerfaggot swine
>disgusting, mentally ill scene whore
Male or female, absolutely not.
I don't date traps or transsexuals but she's pretty hot.
Why do they make bullets out of lead? Don't they know lead is bad for you? Why don't we use another metal?
>cheap
>low melting point
>easy to mold
Maybe /k/fags have better explinations.
>make bullets out of something bad for you
Bullets aren't supposed to be good for you... second lead is soft enough it doesn't fuck the barrel and chamber up as it feeds and can be spun easier by the rifling as it is soft enough to take the form of the groofeedsWe jacket bullets in other slightly less soft metals like copper because they are just hard enough to punch through heavy fabric before expanding in the body.
Tips on /howtostaycomfyagainstallodds/?
>at school
>getting bullied
>cold as fuck today
>just want to go home and sleep for the weekend
anything I can do to survive the day? thanks
what was the bullying?
>>28698352
money,
with money you can buy as much comfort and tell anyone you do not like to go fuck themselves
>tfw no money
beat the fuck out of him then he'll leave you alone for weaker faggots who don't fight back
beat the fuck out of him whilst acting like a total psycho and he'll never bother you again
i am totally serious
l TOOK HER OUT
IT WAS A FRIDAY NIIIIGHT
NIGGERS GAVE HER TH E Be BC
>DUDE TATTOOS LMAO
>fucking her bareback
>cumming inside her pussy
>having her suck the various juices off your dick after
>laying back and relaxing triumphantly as you have literally achieved your purpose in life
>watching her waddle to the bathroom hunched over to let out your cum
>drinking the cup of water she brings back for you
god i love each and every one of these feels
I want the illiterate fucks that think life has purpose to fuck off.
>>28698113
I told you before to beat it Norman!
>>28698143
>not knowing that the sole purpose of every living thing is it reproduce
get a load
God I just wish everyday I could come down with some terrible illness or die in some freak accident suicide goes against my beliefs and I can't put my family through that even if I wont be around to comprehend the repercussions.
Get a really dangerous job
Like, stupidly dangerous, alligator rectal examinator or some stupid shit.
Dangerous jobs tend to have high paychecks, so eventually you'll be doing so well you'll no longer want to die.
>>28697980
yeah
my dad died recently which i thought might free me up to fuckin off myself (since my excuse was always that itd devastate him) but i am STILL too big a wimpo to do it!
>>28698008
I guess I could do that but part of me thinks that intentionally getting a deadly job with the intent of dying is sort of a different way of the same thing (suicide)
>you will never be a mid 90s alternative kid working part time at a record store listening to the newest pop punk mix tapes and having an "are they more than friends" relationship with the edgy girl, and being aesthetic with your stoner sidekick
why even live
I know that rather specific feel, OP.
Except in my fantasy, we work at a cool, small bookstore together and hang out late after work to drink black coffee together until we finally share a hormonal kiss in the yellow light of the antique lamps.
Also, black turtlenecks and torn up jeans.
90s punk thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGE7CKGS3IE
The 90s was about pogs, Beavis and Butthead, Celebrity Death Match, and kooshballs. And treasure trolls.
It wasn't a TV show. Just the Clinton era being comfy.