How are you preparing for Saint Elliot's Day?
I'm thinking about filling some water balloons with orange juice and dropping them on roasties. I've heard rumors of a couple of uprisings in the works, which should be fun. Nothing says celebration quite like a pile of normalfag corpses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTs6a0ORdQU
I suppose I'll show homage by drive-by throwing shit at couples
>>28701312
I't was an original J U S T a prank bro!
>>28701266
>tfw in another 2 years elliot will be completely forgotten from here
anyone remember the shitstorm on here when it first happened?
>was a fatbot
>got in shape
>gained muscle
>started doing MMA
>3 years later, still a robot
Anybody else /fit/?
I am not fit. Skelly here. But I was a neet for three years before getting my life somewhat together. Now im semi-successful
I still come here
I started doing calisthenics 2 months ago and ive gotten a bit stronger but I feel like my insomnia is fucking up my gains
>>28701235
How did you do it? I've began dieting but it hasn't done much to change my weight. What workouts did you start out with first?
>tfw oneitis wants a polygamous "romance-only" relationship
>she is my gf but we are not allowed to do anything sexual
>she sleeps with other guys for sexual relief but comes to me for "romantic relief"
>I am not allowed to see other women because it would "kill the romance"
>she lives in my house rent free and I cover all of her bills
>can hear her banging some...
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Please take your cuckold fantasies somewhere else.
This is a bait thread.
Take notes, kids, this part may be included in the exam.
relationship without sex = being friends
You are not dating.
>find some super hot bitch that can get you diamond hard every time
>she has only done a dozen videos and then disappeared
What is her name, robots?
>>28701018
MAYLI
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>>28701018
Based on the filename of your image, it's Carrie Cummings
>>28701018
Ms. Cervical Bruising 2016
You were meant to be an r9k. You remind people how good their lives are. It's all apart of the bigger picture. Don't kill yourself yet
>>28700987
Oh sweetie, that Trump shirt isn't gonna save you from deportation.
shut the heck up phoneposter
>>28701038
Frig off you annoying person!!!
>book hotel room for D&D convention
>enter said hotel room
>see this
>she says "holy shit you really are ugly"
what do you do?
leave hotel, get in car, drive back home, never go to convention
>>28700960
CaIl security
>>28700960
>D&D convention
>a whole convention for ONE table top rpg system
Where can I find one of these? I'd get it if you said fantasy or anime con but damn nigga.
And, She's pretty gross herself. Massive manjaw, just dolled up in a way that appeals to zog media slaves.
Should I guys?
Trips decide
no porn is free
Don't origuhrur
if you do, download a bunch of shit and post it on MEGA or something.
Get in here drunkbots. I'm gonna get totally wasted tonight my bros XD.
>>28700901
I would sage you for advertising but i have great memories of getting throwed off heiniken mini=kegs with my white russian friend (who is now behind bars for a crime he did not commit)
i dinstinctly remember videotaping him huffing the CO2 after we drank all of the heinkeninen, he then puked everywhere to the affect of me laughing my ass off.
good memories, i hope for the white russian to be freed soon the world needs us. he is my most loyal friend
>drinking to get wasted
I remember my high school days
>>28700901
>Heineken
Good pick, fellow robot.
Do girls enjoy headpatting in real life?
Yes. It causes ASMR
me and my ex used to spoon while picking dandruff out of our hair, sounds disgusting but feels really comfy
No, it's creepy. Play with my hair instead.
No, you anime-watching fuck
An online friend keeps telling me that it's gay for a man to enjoy ice-skating and roller-blading. I sometimes thinks that I walk like a autist / (have that virgin walk)
What are you opinions robots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0Y24AutVYM
Nothing is actually intrinsically gay except homosexuality faggot.
>>28700877
unless you want to fuck a guy then you aren't gay
only autistic 10 year olds think that.
>>28700877
how the fuck does one walk like a virgin?
What do you think, /r9k/? Is this picture appropriate?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-36322279
This photograph of a father holding his son in the shower has been shared tens of thousands of times on Facebook in the last fortnight. But over the same period it's also also been taken down by the social media platform more than once before ultimately being reinstated each time. Why?
In some ways the picture appears to show a fairly everyday scene. A dad cradling his severely sick child in his arms. Except in this instance, they are in the shower...
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>>28700875
I'm off put by the fact that they decided to take a picture and upload it onto Facebook for attention but I'm fine with a father bathing his sick kid.
>>28700875
No, what the hell. When is it ever appropriate to take naked shower pictures of people and post it everywhere? Even if this was with the mother this shit is fucking weird.
>>28700875
Wow.
Who cares.
Promote incest all you want, it is not gonna destigmatized
Whatsapp thread, post your numbers to get added: or contact op directly= +358451125129
>>28700855
Bumperino for Kalle
>>28700893
Thx tobi
Bringing this post up
>tfw no Misaki
If you could choose your terminal disease, which one would be?I won't stream tonight because i can't properly marathon
>>28700851
Alzheimers. It'd be sad for everyone involved but I'd always rediscover the joy of life and forget the terrible part of life.
>>28700851
POST A PIC OF YOUR FEET
>>28700917
>posting pictures of myself on 4chan
never ever anon, just pic related is enough anon, o-ok?
>>28700905
>forget the terrible part of life.
that sounds good anon
Ghosts have it so fucking easy. Why are they such whiny pieces of shit?
>muh tortured soul
Fuck off.
Ghosts don't have to worry about shit. They're just NEETs who sit around all day shitposting on walls with blood and scaring teenagers, and yet they act like they're poor oppressed little victims of the corporearchy. I'd give anything to be a ghost, those spoiled fucks don't know how good they've got it.
>>28700804
OP has a really good point
Also
>corporearchy
Top lel
>>28700804
honestly when I die I want to become a ghost
you get to scare the shit out of normies for an eternity, what's not to love
>>28700804
That pic used to give me nightmares when I first saw it.
>get one chance at life
>be born as sub 8/10 male in a world with feminism
>>28700771
being 5-6/10 is the absolute worst
not so ugly that you have to develop a personality, but not attractive enough to get any attention
shut up fags, quit whining
>Look in mirror
>Think you look pretty attractive
>See yourself in photo
>Look like shit
every fucking time