>criticize a person who just so happens to be a woman
>"WOW LIKE WHY DO YOU HATE WOMEN SO MUCH YOU FUCKING SEXIST NECKBEARD VIRGIN?"
Why can't I have been gay? Why do I have to be attracted to this childish, whiny, irrational meme gender against my better judgement?
like
just jerk off???? and forget women........
what a damn crazy idea i just had
>>29909582
I know what it's like.
Women will try ANYTHING to win an argument and when they realize they can't, they just call you sexist, tell you to fuck off, ignore you, talk over you, etc. You can't get a word in no matter what you try.
Be glad you didn't grow up in an all female family like I had to. I've legitimately gotten close to killing myself more times than I can count solely due to their retardation. It's like hanging around with the absolute worst in trilby shuffling throatscruffs...
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>childish, whiny, irrational meme gender
I'm pretty sure there was something sexiest with what you probably said.
Hi /r9k/. I'm a lonely friendless virgin like the rest of you. I'm looking for a best friend who is willing to debate and learn about things with me.
Recommendations for best friend
>someone who doesn't get butthurt about any topic
>someone who can debate for hours at an end
>someone can receive numerous links and likes to read and comment on them
>possibly autistic
Actual Requirement
>have...
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how can you miss me when we've never met before
>>29909707
Anon. I never said I missed you.
Eh I might make a kik
>Watching some show about divorcing couples
>Man marries woman, got divorced obviously
>Man paid 200k for their house, she paid nothing
>In the divorce from the sale of the house She gets 200k, he gets 50k
>She claimed she needed money to buy a new house for the kids 100 miles away
>She actually moves in with her new boyfriend in the same town, whose buying her a new house, and she keeps all...
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How does this not cause more suicides? These guys are pretty resilient desu. I guess that's how they got to where they are. And then lost it all because of a roastie.
>>29909475
Yeah its a serious problem.
The girl decides shes over him and she gets to keep whatever the guy worked for.
>My aunt had kids just so she could do this
>She kept the house and kids for most of the time
>The guy had a decent job so he still lived okay in a tiny apartment with cool stuff in it.
>Kids finally leaving house
>She doesn't get free money...
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>>29909644
Seriously the guy looked so shattered at the end. Only thing keeping him alive is seeing his kids on weekends.
> decide to ask grill I know out to dinner
> somehow ended up as friends talking about platonic shit
Too beta to know how to make a relationship. Am I too deep? Should I just try with another girl?
>>29909448
Give up, you're a 'nice guy' now it's all over
>>29909448
>asking her out to dinner
That's where you messed up
>>29909448
your first mistake was assuming she saw you as anything but platonic
Anyone lonely?
Add me on Skype : Rowboat1337
Anyone welcome to add me.
>>29909445
T-thanksbloxpsl
>>29909445
what do you talk about
I messaged you (assuming it actually is you)
>tfw the thought of being in a sexual situation makes you anxious
Even if by some miracle it happens I might be too nervous to do anything
>>29909415
What the fuck do you do? Kiss her tummy a bit then stick it in? How do we know these things?
>>29909438
>How do we know these things?
>just bee urself bro, go with the flow
>>29909415
It's worrying me too. I know what I should do. But I could end up just freaking out instead.
>be 22
>finished degree
>no job market in my tiny town so had to move back in with parents
>constantly looking for job online
>they think that people still accept paper applications
>they think showing up and talking to managers helps my resumes odds with corporate
>after 2 months they say I sleep too late too often
>say they'll...
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>>29909354
what small town are you from OP? what's your degree in?
I would recommend moving out but you obviously can't afford that
sit down with them and tell them they are being ridiculous for thinking about unplugging the router, say you are a fucking adult and you don't want to be treated like this anymore.
Look for jobs across the country, not just in your city. In fact I would recomend getting a job away from your parents, it will make them think of you more as an adult.
>>29909457
North florida, as much as I can say. Basically Alabama. Population less than 6k.
Degree is in forensic anthropology. Its hard science but people treat it like English or women's studies.
I am looking for jobs across the country but I have negative capital and can't afford to move. Besides, CSI people get paid like 30k tops. I was in law school but I dropped out from sperg anxiety So I have debts to repay.
>>29909516
>Degree is in forensic anthropology
why do people get degrees in shit like this? didn't you consider the employability aspect before starting
this shit is on the same level as zoology or public health, where having a degree doesn't increase the level of income you can expect from your first job whatsoever, only experience matters
and you have debt... really fucked yourself desu
best bet is to find a job, in your area, anywhere, doesn't matter. look...
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Why aren't you a libertarian yet /r9k/? Is Gary Johnson the most robot approved candidate?
>>29909312
He does look like a sperg I'll give you that.
actually i don't really want hillary to be the next president but if you do then okay i guess
>>29909312
>no NEETbux
no thanks
>mfw i just realized this board is not satirical
what the fuck? were you all raised by single moms or what?
>>29909301
i actually was lol still alpha as fuck tho xD
>>29909301
It's all women's and kikes' fault that I'm not getting laid.
Women are inherently inferior to me as a man.
Women shouldn't be allowed to have sex with anyone but me. They should stay at home in the kitchen.
I believe all this unironically.
It's called the redpill, kid
>>29909301
I've lived a rough life, what do you expect.
>tfw even obese girls look at you in disgust
Why be upset over that. Society does nothing but pander to women even if they're fat.
>fat girls are beautiful too shitlord!
>oh you're male? Tough luck!
>>29909264
>once upon a time you could've at least picked up a few fat chicks
>now, thanks to fat acceptance even they think that they deserve to have the 10/10 chad.
>>29909264
I literally tried to hook up with an obese chick yesterday, I'm relatively fit but don't have a fucking clue how to start leading conversations in that direction, what the fuck do I do?
>you will never die while climbing Mount Everest
Why even live?
>>29909259
Why not? I hear too many people go there now.
>Theres a line at the summit so you can take your picture at the top.
>Some lady died because nobody in line would give her oxygen
You can die from lack of oxygen too anon.
>>29909259
you still have time, hike a little bit to train so you can get up a decent distance before freezing to death
>>29909259
OP's pic isnt even everest. Looks like someone in the pacific north west.
Also to climb everest you need like 30k in money alone to buy a ticket
Can you get laid /r9k/?
How far did you manage to get on the first time
I think I did pretty well we went to the beach but this happend:
>she tell me I can follow her to the bathroom if I want(to wash the sand off)
>get mad when I do
>end of date
After a few times I manage to fug her a few times
She is a fucking Stacy tho.
https://www.langangen.com/ariane10/dateariane/
>>29909228
>That's enough poetry for one night I think
>>29909251
that what she said when you read her poetry once or twice
I may be said twice just so I could screencap her in a nice pose.
>>29909288
That's enough poetry for one night l think
Is it bad to have an internet gf?
What if she might visit one day?
the odds of that happening are slim to none
you're safe bro :)
>>29909210
no she's taking 500 nigger dicks on the side.
she actually hates you and has Chads line up for her and she is just using you emotionally.
you will die alone and miserable
take the redpill
>>29909210
No its great to have one.
>Nudes and webcam sex stuff
They will always want to visit eventually, the road ends here if its not possible.
You may be able to survive the island, but can you survive your fellow robots?
ITT: tell me what you would do.
>>29909194
the knife i use to keep my webcam on my desk will finally help me
>box knife
>lighter
>large bottle of baby oil
>scissors
>rope
Looks like I'm going hunting for roasties.
>>29909297
>tfw peak
Literally the shittiest place to spawn desu
>deleted my normiebook years ago
>don't watch TV anymore
>unfollowed 200+ accounts on my twitter feed
>unsubbed from 50+ channels on my youtube account
>stopped caring about politics and social issues
>never been happier
>walking through this board looking at people being totally mad at race relations, gender in bathrooms, feminism and anti-feminism, immigrants,...
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>>29909192
t. Marie Kondo pleb
>>29909192
wow, you are amazing anon. you must be the coolest, smartest, hippest guy on r9k.
A B O V E I T A L L
>>29909192
you're going to discover heroin and it's going to ruin you