If cis girls don't like you you why don't you just get a transgirl?
>>29910681
do u have slug's twitter? i forgot it.
>>29910693
https://twitter.com/slugbuggy
>>29910681
They are all lesbians and hate men, specially losers like me. Also I'm not murican so the ugly weeb ones live too far.
Seriously have you seen the bitches in lgbt? some of them are really shitty people that enjoy bullying the other trannies into suicide.
My silly sense of justice would force me to punch her if she was mean to another of her kin.
Has anyone here had sex with a trap?
I'm a trap and I've had sex. What do you want to know
>>29910704
Do you top or bottom?
Do you like straight boys?
Does frottage feel good?
What's the best sex you've had?
Does anal feel good?
>>29910704
Not him, but.. everything?
>working as a food host at a hospital
>All I do is deliver trays to patients
>working on pediatrics, I delivered food to some 16 year old kid with his friends in the room
>All goes well, didn't sperg out, but noticed there were a lot of girls
>two hours later I'm doing my routine dirty tray pick up
>I turn the corner to go to the kid's room, but his friends are outside by the...
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>>29910616
I would just smile/chuckle and then go about my business, but I'm kind of a sperg too so idk the best course of action
>>29910768
They were all giving me a soul piercing stare, I froze and had no idea what to do
View it as a learning experience. Next time someone is playful (it will happen again) just be playful back. Feign getting hit or something equally silly.
when's the last time you went on a date, anon?
I'm so painfully boring to be around that I can't even comprehend being on a date. I'd pity whoever's unfortunate enough to go out with me.
>>29910664
If you're self-aware enough to realize you're boring, why not just make the effort to be more exciting?
>>29910696
>effort to be more exciting
because thats arguably worse
>she will NEVER make you cum
Why even live?
so you read the reddit TIL frontpage story today?
roastie mass shooter, we need to get another one soon.
>>29910886
>roastie mass shooter
what the shitting shit
you serious? I would have considered such a thing inconceivable
got a link?
>>29911012
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylvia_Seegrist
>guy walks up takes gun away and tells her to sit down and wait for the police to show up
haha....woman.
>the drinking age in my province is 19
>I'm 23, 6'1" and have a beard
>buy 2 bottles of wine
>"do you have your ID?"
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PAKI BITCH, DO I LOOK 18!?
>30, 5'10
>Only get asked when I shave
Who the fuck drinks wine?
>>29910540
>6'1
unlikely
>>29910567
>he doesn't drink wine
>>29910567
I only drink beer on tap and wine is better for getting drunk quickly.
can any wageslaves tell me how they got their job? where do you even find job listings? half of craigslist seems like a scam, and I dont have a car to do uber or any of the other answers people give.
I have some cashier experience but have been NEET since the end of 2014. Dont want to be homeless so have a few months to find a job but dont even know where to begin.
please send help.
>>29910517
I got my job from nepotism. Brother became friends with a guy, my mother and kids mother became friends and she hired me
>>29910517
apply at walmart
>>29910517
>1. walked into places with a resume until i got hired
>2. nepotism, a buddy hooked me up
>3. local jobseeker websites, if you don't have one in your country you may as well kill yourself for living in such a backwater scumhole anyway
That's how I got my jobs, still working the one from the jobseeker website.
>wake up
>remember I make only $36,000 CAD a year($28,000 USD) BEFORE tax
Who else /poor as fuck/ here?
>>29910470
>make U$14k a year before 19% taxes
>rich as fuck in Poland
my two maids are coming tomorrow
>>29910470
Holy shit I did not know the exchange rate was that bad.
/r9k/:
>"sure son lets eat McDonald's on the way back from your band practice"
>"here's a new Xbox for ya!"
>"it's a beautiful day out! oh you don't want to play catch..? That's okay..."
>"hey son why don't we go swim at the lake? Oh what's that? You're in the middle of a raid?.. Okay maybe later"
>"I can't believe PE is mandatory!!!...
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>>29910450
me on the left (original comment btw)
>>29910450
Yes, I know I am worse than they are, I am genetically inferior, socially inferior, and mentally inferior. What's your point?
>>29910450
>"PE is probably my favorite class.
Fucking pleb.
Why do women want to turn men into betas but then complain when they are? It is that they only want to turn ugly men into betas while chads and foreigners get a pass on being sexists? Do they want /r9k/ to take care of their children after Chad leave?
>>29910205
what the hell are flip flops
>>29910206
thongs
>>29910207
you mean jandals
So what do you robots make for dinner? lately I've been making the poor man burrito. It's cheap,filling, and easy to make. Heres the recipe
http://www.budgetbytes.com/2015/09/poor-mans-burrito-bowls/
>>29910168
>So what do you robots make for dinner?
Your moms cum ;)
>>29910168
i just got to Mickey D's every day for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
>>29910168
literally pasta with hotdogs every dinner every day
>box of pasta: $1.00
>tomato/alfredo sauce: $3.00 ($1 per meal)
>hotdogs: $3.00 ($1 per meal)
Basically $3.00 for a tasty high fiber/carb/protein meal. I've been eating this literally every day for years.
>wowza I'm really finally going on a date with a girl
>don't notice her at first because she looks like an ape compared to her picture online
>she's a boring normie wagecuck
>she's on her phone
>muh college degree
>muh plans
>muh budget
>muh console games
>realization all girls...
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Validate me please.
dumping feelguys
it goes it goes it goes it goes FEEELOTINE
So I am trying to stop being a robot and I am somewhat on the right path, I am good looking and even got a girl to give me her number, now how do I actually become an interresting person?
What are some easy hobbies to pick up?
>>29910029
Easy hobbies to pick up are anything you are truly interested in.
>>29911019
not that easy when only video games interrest me
>>29911490
Practice football juggling skills, you'll get some exercise and it never fails to impress girls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oih1Yf7l-c0
Reminder roasties dont always get their way :^)
>>29910007
Jesus christ that girl is a bitch
what did she want? did she want him to carry her to ER?
>>29910007
>that "I am a bitch" accent
>YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM AT ME????
anyone that talks like that should be euthanized
>>29910007
Holy shit that looks like Cloverfield Lane guy.
Would've gone smoother if the guy unbuckled his seat belt oriented his entire body towards her and just unleashed
What have you done today to raise awareness for manlet acceptance?
>>29910004
>tippy toes
manlets have no shame
the body language of the roastie in the green, learning towards the taller guy because she is disgusted with the manlet.
>5'4
>tfw 10 year olds are taller than you