>tfw hate the fucking earth and how horrible humans can be
>tfw when i see pictures of cute lovable animals, i cant help but imagine an asshole abusing the fuck out of it
god damn it it fucking hurts. i dont know what the fuck is wrong with me or how to make it stop. i want to see the joy and color in life again but god almighty its so hard not to think about this shit happening.
i look at cute things like baby toys and happy babies and just think of how horrible the world is and how dark and terrible...
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you are weak
get a distraction
SOMEBODY WAKE ME FROM THIS NIGHTMARE
I CAN'T ESCAPE THIS HEEEEEEELLLLL
>>28734951
Careful with that edge.
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>Our Papa, who art in Louiville.
>Golden be thy Crust.
>Thy deliveries come.
>Thy thin crusts be well done in your stores as they are in Kentucky.
>Give us this day our daily slice.
>And forgive us our low CSC,
>As we forgive those that do not tip us.
>And lead us not into Indians,
>but deliver...
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>thin crust
>>28734851
>thin crust
You fucked up
Its the worst pizza by far. Either pizza got so bad that Pizza Hut is good (It did get better) or Papa John's is so bad that I'd rather shove the school fundraiser pizza directly up my ass.
why do these models have bruises on their faces? is it supposed to be some sort of trend? its called JAPANESE DESIGNER GENERAL
another update....what the fuck is with the bruises.
>>28734845
yoyoyooyoyo yo yo was usp my man yoy oy yoy yoy oy yoyo yoyo look at a me
>goes to /fa/ once
i think yohji was trying to make a point that facial aesthetics don't matter in fashion (which is somewhat but not entirely true)
That feel when you live in the same house with a parent you can't stand being around and you can't move out because said parent is sabotaging your life to keep you around forever as a retirement plan because that parent was a stupid fucking retard who didn't save a penny for retirement so now you will be emotionally manipulated to be their sole caretaker until the day they die.
I know that feel.
Finally moved out for good at 25, quit speaking to her when I was 28. I wish I had done both a lot earlier.
Get away from her by any means necessary.
>>28734737
just walk out, be yourself
Join the dark side and endow yourself with conviction and understand that you have the power over your life and you are not obligated to take care of someone who fucked your mom to get you born into this world without your permission because you are an accident and unplanned to be born.
I fucking hate this job guys. I'm a server at steak n shake. It is my first job and I already want to quit after only working a little over a week. The pay isn't even that great with tips and almost every day I have to work longer than my shift. I worked 2 extra hours because I had to do my "side work." I want to quit and go work at Jimmy John's with my friend. He said it is easy and they hired right away. My mom doesn't want me to quit because it's my first job. I haven't told her I want to though. Should I quit my job or stick it out?
TL,DR...
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every time I eat at steak n shake it's like I have to cut my wrists and bleed out on the floor just to get enough attention from a waiter to get a refill. Like fuck me dude give me more dr. pepper.
>>28734722
You won't find a part time job, assuming your a teenager, that won't be shitty. Get used to it senpai
>>28734742
We have to bus our own tables plus they don't hire a dishwasher on most days so we have to wash dishes while we serve
Who here /sexy/ but socially autistic?
I'm an attractive person, but my lack of social skills makes me terrible when it comes to women. Bad social skills, sperging, ruining dates due to being an autist, ect. I can't seem to talk to another girl without fucking up. Anybody have similar stories?
You're attractive? You decided this for yourself?
>>28734720
No. I've had other girls tell me I look hot, but I fuck it up before we go futher
>>28734701
Normie get the fuck out
Originamus
Look at this picture. Just look and think about the story behind it. You see that cardboard cutout on the right? It's actually a human man cucked to the stars. This picture was taken on his wedding day.
Very long story short, mormon kid goes away on a mormon mission for 2 years where he is literally not allowed to touch a girl other than a handshake (babies and his own mother included). Then they're not allowed to do more than kiss a girl while "courting" her.
So here he is, finally gets to pound that sweet virgin (solid maybe) pussy tonight...
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>>28734643
At least he has a sexy wife.
Alright, that is pretty funny.
>>28734675
>and a pussy full of semen
>waiting for him to clean up when he gets home
I'm in love with a married woman.
Would you ever be a home wrecker?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFlsnMrPERE
if she wants you back then it's fine imo
better that than being miserable keeping it restricted
>>28734715
This message doesn't need to be channeled artistically in any way so why is it a song
how the fuck do I flirt with girls
>implying robots can actually be sociable with women
>>28734590
have some beers
maybe pop a xanax
>>28734590
Y-you just don't.... it isn't possible.
Who here attractive but never been in a relationship? Just fuck my shit up.
You're probably not actually that attractive.
>>28734587
Waffle house broken here. I agree; just major depression and aspergers.
>>28734666
*waffle house bro
Also, check dem satanic trips
ITT: Post a story from your childhood that made you into the robot you are today.
>Watching TV with family as a 5 yo
>Comercial about some romantic series about to air in the current channel
>Couple kisses onscreen
>I stare, as it seems kinda weird to me
>Dad notices and teases me about it
>I get mad and throw a book at him
>Whipped and grounded, scarred for life about kisses or any showcase of affection from men to women
It all started then
mummy didn't feed me
I'll kick us off.
>Giantess Russian girl went to my middle school
>I was about 5'6", she was 6'0" roughly
>Pretty sure she liked me because she'd pick me up and hug me every day
>My friends would laugh
>I go and hug her one day in front of her friends
>She acts like I am a freak, doesn't pick me up and I walk away
>Later...
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describe your perfect love-making
like, date, kinks, whatever
>>28734495
>marry exgf I'm still head over heels in love with
>she's saving herself for marriage
>have slow, really passionate sex the night of the wedding
>all the anticipation of two years without sex, and her going her whole life so far
>cum massive load inside
>pregnant after that night
>child...
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>she lets me live out my anime life
>she wants to join as my main heroine
>we both know its cringe but don't make fun of each other
>laugh together during serious moments
I just want to live out a fantasy with someone
>>28734495
>Wake up to girl sucking my dick
>Second girl starts making out with me
>Have her sit on my face and I eat her out while getting the succ
That's about it
>be autistic
>fucking hate my stupid OCD mother because she hates my stimming and autistic rituals
>every month she attempts a program to stop a specific program to "Rewire" my brain so i can stop doing whatever ritual she disapproves of
>none have worked so far but she keeps trying
>always end up hating my mommy more in the end
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>>28734406
I just want to let everyone know thats my oc
>>28734406
>my mom won't let me move out
What's stopping you?
>>28734545
i have no job, don't want to take out a loan, and all of the stuff i want to take is too hard to move on my own. getting movers would definitely alert my mommy.
>select all the storefronts
>please verify once there are none left
>>28734403
There's always that one picture that just keeps giving you storefronts like 5 time in a row
>>28734403
I had rivers ysterday and it took 5+ minutes to get all the bastards
Pro tip - you can just skip a captcha if it's a dumb shit one
Click the little spinny button or get it wrong by choosing dumb shit time clicking next
There's no lotion in the house, or vaseline or anything jelly like. And I'm certainly not fucking a grapefruit. I've been doing it dry for like 2 years and I need a new method immediately.
>inb4 get a real girl
Get into urethral sounding, you won't go back
>>28734396
What the fuck is that, and why does it sound painful?
soap and water
or some type of oil, like vegetable oil, but it's way harder to wash off