In this thread, we unironically pool together our normie/chad knowledge so any of us could be a normie for a day/night/weekend/week/month/life.
Aside from the roastie anticulture, the biggest thing I hear in this board is
>chad was born with social skills and knowledge that I never got, so I cannot just go and do what he does.
Okay, that isn't true, but assuming it is, let's share some of that "knowledge" you could use to pass off for someone who lives an active lifestyle.
I'm gonna start by sharing something I posted yesterday but got lost in the noise, when someone asked "what does a normie weekend look like?"
this applies for most young professionals out of school and with a 9 to 5 job monday through friday.
>friday afternoon
>get out of work
>check phone
>0-10 messages
>possible invites to happy hour, birthday gatherings, "X friend is in town for the weekend, help me show them a good time" type of gatherings, etc
>if nothing seems attractive, ignore
>either go home alone, go hang out with roommates, or go see gf/bf and hang out in a private setting
>if you go for one of the invites, go home, shower, head out, hit the bar/house for pregame until 10:30 then head out to a club/lounge and dance/chill until 2am, then go home or go to someone else's house to keep it going until 4 or 5am and pass out in someone's couch
>saturday morning
>wake up
>if not at home, gather stuff, find a ride home, and sleep through the afternoon
>if home, wake up refreshed, have breakfast, maybe work out if it's in the routine
>check phone and facebook, see if any invites for any bbq's, day birthday parties, pool parties, sport watching events, etc
>if nothing catches your attention, message friends about previous night and see if anyone wants to hang out, watch a movie, etc something easy to relax from the loud night
>if you find something fun, shower, get dressed, buy a bottle of alcohol suitable for the occasion, and then go
>saturday 7pm
>getting hungry, depending on your situation you may be home, so cook, or at someone's event, so eat their food, or out with friends, so find a restaurant
>if spirits are up, go out to a bar/lounge/club again with friends and repeat friday night's evening
>if tired from previous night, head home by 10pm and sleep browsing facebook, nyt, reddit, etc
>>28742445
part 2
>sunday morning
>>if not at home, gather stuff, find a ride home, and sleep through the afternoon
>if home, wake up refreshed, have breakfast, maybe work out if it's in the routine
>some events may be going on that day, sunday is the day most normies play sports so maybe hit up your football/rugby/soccer/basketball crew and play for a couple hours
>in...
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How to Normie:
>Have some sports knowledge
>Listen to radio to know popular songs
>Have some variation of Manbun/beard combo
>be loud and obnoxious
does losing your virginity count when u get your dick sucked.
No losing virginity only counts when you put the p in the v
It only counts once you've embedded your penis into the vagina of a human, biological female.
>>28742406
oral sex is still sex family but normans won't count it until you slip it in the pussy
>wants a gf
>doesn't have a job
I agree with you guys on so many legit points you make about women and chads, looks, and genetics, etc. Things outside of your control. But how the fuck do you justify this?
id murder you with one punch you eyebrow raisihgn fucking faggot
Because I know guys who got a hot gf despite having no job. And they were tall, good looking, etc. It's not fair.
>you only get x amount of money, i need a real man, anon, tee hee
how do wagecuckolds cope with the idea that their gfs cuck them with superior NEETs?
"superior neets" only get action from their hand
>gf
I think you're in the wrong place
I only wagecuck because my parents don't want me and I can't qualify for enough neetbux to live on my own with.
My boss is a cunt and I scrub Chad's toilets in the dorms.
Please kill me.
>>28742328
I could see how not having to do anything could be relaxing and all but after like a week or two I would be bored as fuck.
What do NEETs do with all that down time?
>see a black person in the street
>brain screams NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>imagine his enormous black cock gleaming with my saliva before it forcefully violates my boipussi
thanks, i guess?
Every time I'm out in public. whenever I look at someone, my brain categorizes them as "Stacies", "Chads", "Normalfags", etc based on what they look like and how they walk and/or talk.
>they actually fell for it
It's just made me really angry. It's a hard feeling to explain. When I first came here I felt depressed and this board made me angry at the world. I found some love and happiness now I feel like I was lied to. So I come back here to lash out at these people.
They call me a normalfag which really isn't true. I'm an introverted NEET with a girlfriend. I'm pissed off at the robot mindset now.
At the same time I genuinely care about all the people here. I see a part of myself in them. I wish they too could find their way in life and not let...
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>be me
>cute girl likes you
>super obvious about it
>she's pretty sweet but gets into drama
>similar music taste but that's it
>she's a level 11 normie
>help.jpg
Also ITT: would you date a normie?
Yes, why the fuck not. Maybe it will help cure your autism
>>28742283
Depends how normie she is.
>>28742321
Pretty fucking normie. She has a grungy look and has literally said, "it's not a phase"
>old accounts on websites you made when you were a child still exist and are available for anybody to look at
>>28742190
>my Runescape Forum post history
It hurts to look at
This is why I'm glad I'm an oldfag and there were only aol chat rooms around and no social media when I was in my teens. I'd cringe so fucking hard reading anything I wrote from then and would be embarrassed as fuck if anyone else read it.
I would be surprised if any of the old forums I would post on are still around. I feel worse for the current generation of kids on the internet who will still be using the same facebook in 10 years. Timelines are going to be curated cringe museums.
Redpill: Your parents cared more about divorcing each other, making sure every room in the house was clean, and making sure you obeyed their banal and meaningless orders more then your future.
They expected the public school system to be this sort of borg that automatically gives you a place in society while they focus on abusing you at home and cheating on their spouses.
Most parents are retarded and yo are fucked.
Public school isn't about making you ready for the workforce it's about making you ready for college which is extremely high risk...
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>>28742181
Most college students need to take remedial math and English courses to makes up for the lake of learning that took place for the first 17-20 years of their lives. If you're already uneducated you'll probably major in something that is within your grasp, like, psychology, or political science, or criminal justice so you can become a public servant cog in the machine, or better yet another teacher with an agenda due to them never being able to escape childhood and be actually productive people.
>>28742280
*lack of learning
wew
Now we see the Bern phenomenon, a bunch of uneducated man children who are desperately dependant on the system because they were shoved into co
>>28742181
>cared more about divorcing each other,
> and making sure you obeyed their banal and meaningless orders more then your future.
That hits really close to home. Damn, I really hate my parents. I'd be so happy if they died tomorrow.
>oh shit whaddup anon?
>so whatcha like doing in your spare time??
Fuck this shit, i don't have any friends, don't have any hobbies, what do i say to normies so i don't look like complete autist?
What are the hobbies that are socially acceptable, don't require any effort, and easy to imitate and lie to other people so they won't catch you on lying?
>>28742167
>don't require any effort
>hobby
Pick one shitbag. Jesus fucking christ.
>>28742241
I don't need a real hobby, i need to pretend i have one.
>>28742167
Follow a sport. If it's just for small-talk purposes, follow whatever is most popular in your region.
I swear to fuck if one more person talks to me about "networking" or "making connections" I will go full frog.
>hey anon you should submit your project to X/Y/Z
>hey anon you should join the alumniwhateverthefuck
>hey anon I'm meeting an old colleague you should join us maybe he can get you an unpaid itnerncuckship for the summer because
>>>>muh networking connections future wagecuck opportunities etc i dont want to pay...
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if you aren't wagecuck, how do you survive?
>>28742164
You are one anxious dickhead, huh.
No one cares if you follow their advice or not, stop taking things so seriously.
>>28742164
Networking is how humans ensure that they don't accidentally trust a rogue. You are a rogue, anon. A dangerously deranged member of the pack who is and should be instinctively driven away. All of this socializing exists to weed out people like you. If you're not sufficiently social to be capable of networking, the world does not want or need you.
Could you honestly settle down with a woman that's had a "wild" past?
No.
Then again, I couldn't settle down with anyone.
>>28742128
>Could you honestly settle down with a woman that's older then 21?
fuck no
>>28742128
>Could you honestly settle down with a woman that's had a "wild" past?
No.
Ran out of things to watch on Netflix b/c I have no life and watched a shit ton of things. Pls give me recommendations on things that you've watched and thought were Atleast decent.
>>28742120
Naruto
Original
Blacked.com
Originalolos
Lexx
ugly age like milk roasties btfo
>>28742073
indeed OP, i agree with you, white women are about as good as putrid diarrhea
>>28742073
can't argue with that OP
word OP, white women should just collectively suicide desu
At what age does it become near impossible to find a cute girlfriend?
At Birth.
Depends on the person. Some gain value as they get older, others lose it.
>>28742140
Men gain value as they get older
Women lose value when they get 25 and older
So what happened to the guy who started dating that hooker? Mariana was her name iirc. I only followed the story until Episode 4. Was there an Ep 5? I missed that.
>>28741986
bumping cause i'm in the same situation as OP.
here are the first 4 parts btw:
Thread 1: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28427858/
Thread 2: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28473632/
Thread 3: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28563840/
Thread 4: https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28588279/
>>28741986
>>28742075
bumping
holy shit, there was no part 5 or what? why? his stories were comfy and i liked his style.
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