>be me
>pretty much a loner who dislikes everyone
>18 years old, graduated highschool on Friday night
>go to huge graduation party at chad's house
>150+ people
>been drinking for about 4-5 hours, having fun and getting along with everyone
>sit down beside 6/10 qt with nice thighs and ass
>start flirting with her and her...
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>>28746141
you lost your virginity at 18. That means you will not have trouble getting into a relationship in your 20's. Basically, you've won at life, because all people need are relationships. No matter how successful you are at any other area of your life, without relationships you'll still be a miserable robot, and no matter how unsueccessful you are in any other area of your life, you can never know the misery of being a robot if you have relationships. But you can't really be successful at any...
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>>28746342
I don't think me having meaningless drunken sex with a girl indicates that I will easily find a partner. I've only been in one serious relationship in my life and pretty much no girls like me once they get to know me...
>>28746437
>I've ONLY been in one serious relationship
And that's more than most of us can say. GTFO normie
Smoke wee lmao
Smonk weyd jajaja
>>28746014
smoke the ganja and cure the cancer
>>28746014
smagoke splagif?
how do you fix it robots
embrace it
it's what i did now i miss them
>>28746006
Enter a covenant with the Incubus. If you dedicate your life to bringing terror to others, you will be spared his nightly visits.
I got night terrors when I was about 4 years old, I thought it was only something children get OP.
You have to be 18+ to use this website.
Does anyone else come here to laugh at all the robots?
>>28745995
Yep, it makes me feel better seeing how these animals live.
>>28746187
Same senpai. I would not know what else to do with all my freetime. People here are actually really nice and helpful if you don't tell them you're normal
I don't find it funny any longer, but it does help ground me into reality.
>someone calls you dude
>can't tell if they're actually calling me dude or if they're using it as an expletive
better than bro at least, right dude?
>every guy calls you "man" when youre out in public
literally why. every male, from my doctor to the liquor store clerk, waiters, cashiers, post office guy, boss at old job, city hall worker, valet, etc. is this normal?
>hey man
>thanks man
>whats up man
>see ya later man
man man man
Single mothers can't be mothers or teachers, they just ruin everything they have contact with.
>maybe he will be lucky and chad genes
Chad genes can only do so much, especially when she fucking drugs you.
Single mothers will repress your sexuality, your assertiveness, will make you her little bitch, will hit you, will force you to take "meds" that will fuck you in the head. and the lack of a father means no one will be there to lead and explain how the world works to you. try-and-miss is not something nice you know that.
t....
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I'm a kid from a single parent family, I'm 29 and still live at home with my single mother so I have some actual experience to speak of.
I found that not having a father figure definitely effected me, it's not a mother's nature to be a father, there's just things a boy needs from a man in their life, such as discipline and shown how to be a man in thr world, I never had that.
My mother spoiled me, I guess she felt guilty that I didn't have a dad so always treated me to foods, video games, dvds, whatever I wanted, even when she didn't...
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>>28746076
>I guess its an American thing
i'm 3rd worlder, didn't saw a therapist, my mother when there and asked for "medication to make me calmer"
> I think we could have changed thing yourselves,
fucking how i was a little kid
>we have to accept some responsibility
for others mistakes?
>because no matter how old we are, we always have some control over our lives,
Wrong,...
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>>28745933
>>28746185
Calm down OP, did you remember to take your meds?:^)
>tfw you realize that you're actually extremely intelligent during your philosophy classes when literally nobody can find flaws in any of your logic that you can't immediately refute, including the professors
I knew it.
not an argumentthat is original
ok I'm listening what do you have to say?
>>28745866
>thinks a room full of idiots who take philosophy classes is a adequate measure of intelligence
I got news for you son, you're the smartest retard.
What's your favorite color? My favorite color is yellow, and it has always been since I can remember.
Please say your favorite color, then use this link: http://www.care2.com/greenliving/favorite-color-personality.html
to see what it means, then paste the description to your post.
Yellow:
>The color of happiness, wisdom and imagination, Yellow is chosen by the mentally adventurous, searching for novelty and self-fulfillment. Yellow usually goes with a sunny and shrewd personality, with a good business head and a strong sense of...
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>>28745803
>Orange: This color of luxury and pleasure appeals to the flamboyant and fun-loving person who likes a lively social round. Orange people may be inclined to dramatize a bit, and people notice them, but they are generally good-natured and popular. They can be a little fickle and vacillating, but on the whole they try hard to be agreeable. Orange is the color of youth, strength, fearlessness, curiosity and restlessness.
Pretty good senpai
>>28745847
Cool, you don't see that one very often.
Iridescent/electric blue.
>Stacy will never be in love with you
>>28745743
>Be a oldfag from 2006 4chins, like me
>be 25 and work as a lawyer
>Highschool tier Stacy's are not important to me
>Fuck wife every night, currently on vacation in Japan & live in Caribbean
Meanwhile, you post shit like this in your moms basement.
Faggot.
She's a used up whore. She can't love anyway.
>>28745814
>lawyer
Lmao
so what the fuck happened with muh nigga beastman?
is he still alive?
>>28745737
Someone pls explain this might become my next obsession
>>28745737
WTF IS THIS NIGGA
YO
>>28745800
>>28745841
>not knowing about beastman
>not screaming into the abyss
Come on.
>tfw this will never be you
Who here /nostalgicfor90s/?
80's is where it's at though.
>>28745875
If you're some kind of an oldfag, I don't like 80's technology isn't at its perfection yet
>>28745705
>shit fashion trends
>shit Internet
>(mostly)shit music
Why are "foreveralone" women and "fembots" so mean and cruel to us, /r9k/?
http://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAlone/comments/4kdoki/female_fas_what_is_something_that_fa_guys_dont/
Why do they seek positions of power to shut us down and mock us and make us doublethink and newspeak if we even want to participate in any internet discussions anymore?
Why can't they just be nice lonely women who just need someone to love?
Men and women go on FA for very different reasons. Men go on FA because they are ugly and will never have a gf or wife and probably never have sex. Women go on FA for attention and validation. It is just another facebook for them. They instinctively shit on male FA because like every woman everywhere they are sadistic and unlike FA men they are not actually desperate for a relationship.
>I met this girl in a bar through a mutual friend. We were talking and laughing for those 20 minutes, she seemed really nice and shared some hobbies with me. After those 20 minutes, my friend excused herself to the bathroom. We continued talking on the topic of paintball as it was something we both did two months ago (absolutely unrelated). And in mid conversation, just as our mutual friend was coming back, she stopped smiling and with absolute seriousness she said:"Btw, don't even try asking me out, I'm not interested in you." I just...
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>>28746032
But can't there be a really ugly nice FA woman, why don't they exist.
>be 19 years old, although 20 in some days
>kissless beta virgin with no friends and never go outside
>have a wedding yesterday (my mom get married lel)
>after the wedding party, we return at 2 am
>tipsy flirty 30 year old (who is the step-daughter of my step-aunt) woman invites me for some last drinks
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>>28745594
too bad only 30 year old hags got that kind of confidence (or the need) to approach a man on their own.
>>28745594
>20 years old
Have some respect, kid. 28 year old permaneet here.
>>28745594
>cum inside her
Aren't you afraid, senpai?
Is this /r9k/: the movie?
>>28745500
One of the most normiecore movies ever made
>>28745644
explain
erigiounail
>>28745663
>MGTOW
get off my board desu
>HI ETSUBATSU
What did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTU8WbTbZMI
>>28745493
etsubatsu is a deity in occult cosmology
praise etsubatsu
https://youtu.be/BZabjNlrOEo
HI WOOWEE
>>28745579
you've been visited by etsubatsu messenger
say "thanks 4 autismbux" to claim your etsubatsu praises