How can human beings even compete?
>>28748085
Thats fucking hott
>>28748085
>How can human beings even compete?
By having an actual penis and not a skinless, girthless stick
Actually, afaik humans actually have one of the largest penises relative to our body size of any primate.
>23 years old
>Meet cute girl, 22
>She's incredibly fun, cute and cool. Love talking/hanging out with her, has an amazing body etc.
>I've never been in a relationship, she's kind of getting old at this point, has had a few relationships
>I convince myself it's fine, at my age it's not like I'd have any other choice
>We go on two dates
>We...
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That's what happens when someone gets drunk, they stop giving all fucks. She obviously still likes you and is open about her sexual experiences.
You weren't over her having multiple relationships beforehand when she's fucking 22. What did you think she did in the the relationships she had before yours? Held hands and cooked marshmellows? No you stupid shit she got ploughed. Now if you want to go fuck her and love her you accept the fact you weren't first and have a god damn healthly relationship you degenerate piece of trash.
>>28748063
Stop being a goddamn cuck. Fuck her and then throw her away like the used condom she likes to be.
sluts rationalize slutdom with them getting good grades in uni while guzzling on nigger cum
Shit lads, at this point, looking at pretty girls has turned into a form of torture considering my circumstances. How can someone be this perfect?
>ywn snuggle with an angelic Dutch girl in a big fuzzy bed while watching The Witch in Blu-Ray.
>ywn have a decent paying job that doesn't require you to work 60 hours a week just to keep the lights on.
just die in my sleep already, holy shit. fuck this world.
>>28747963
What city does she live in?
>>28747987
Soest, Netherlands
Fuck off, Ella. Stop attention whoring you dyke looking bitch.
You will now be reborn. What do you pick?
Dubs will give you 2 bonus points.
7 in looks and intelligence, im I'm lucky up each of these by 1
And 4 in mental health, seeing as a number this low would be an improvement
>>28747881
10 INT, 7 CHA, 1 WIS
If dubs, make me a qt grill
>>28747881
9 looks, 9 intelligence, 0 mental health
I'm in my bed comfyposting after eating dinner my mom made me. I just finished masturbating and feel kinda sleepy.
Feels so great knowing i don't have to go to work tomorrow and i'm able to sleep as long as i want to.
Tick Tock wagecuck
>>28747876
Thisis what I call a perfect life.
i have no one in my life.
all i do all day is go to work, where the majority are polish (uk here) and I speak to no one
when i do i panic afterwards incase i've said something stupid
i have had sex once (21)
all i do when i get home from work is drink.
help i need someone to talk to even if its on chan,
>>28748083
How did you manage to have sex?
Sup cunts, what're you sipping/smoking/popping/plugging/insufflating/IV'ing tonight?
I'm a very experienced drug user who's moderately drunk and enjoys answering peoples questions, so ama
>>28747838
Heroin makes you gay?
>>28747874
Are circles gay now? Or do you mean MDMA?
>>28747903
straight as a circle M8
Is there any worse feeling that having no direction in life?
>No job
>No education
>Just browsing this board and collecting neet bux
There's only one worse feeling. That is, having a direction in life, heading straight the opposite way and being unable to do shit about it.
>>28747801
Being a factory worker because you are too dumb for a white collar job, which I am.
Yes depression and hopelessness is a bad feeling
Who fat fetish here? It's a curse, all I want is a small qt yet I spend all my time masturbating myself to fat chicks online.
>>28747764
are you me?
bloxblox
YEP. Pic related
Just fap to both. One day fatties, next day qts. Then the day after that try for some qt fatties. Then back to regular fatties.
Post your body, /r9k/.
http://www.bodyvisualizer.com/male.html
>tfw 5'10 manlet
>>28747742
I have no idea when it comes to the 4 not changed stats
>>28747742
end my life tbqh
>>28747827
I f o r g o t le image
Im bored and I miss overwatch beta
Everything is boring.
Maybe not, flowers are interesting
>tfw new overwatch trailer is boring
Who could have guessed
is overwatch already dead
>tfw no fembot gf to abuse and make lick my cum off my body
WHY LIVE
>make lick my cum off my body
>'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
>YOUR BODY DOESNT MATTERO NLY MY DUDE BODY MATTERS AHAHAHA
Die op
>that floppy dick
>that weak hold
>that minimal amount of cum
>her touching the head after he came
I cringed. What an awful handjob.
>>28747794
those bracelets
>ka-chik-ka-chik-ka-chik-ka-chik-ka-chik-ka-chik-ka-chik
I live in Kansas City, and all I see around me are girls too cute for me and normies. How is everyone else here happy and normal?
Ohio here. If you're not into football, you might as well be a pedophile terrorist. I refuse to even pretend to enjoy football.
>>28747656
>tfw the royals and chiefs did well last year
>people are still fucking talking about it
>it's been 2 years straight of everyone talking about the Royals now
Just fucking kill me senpai, who even likes baseball?
>>28747621
south carolina here, can we chaneg this thread from /midwest/ to /flyover/?
Well i can spent my wage money on the gtx 1080 and play skyrim and get a virtual gf or go out, and try to get a gf in real life
What should i do?
>>28747590
women are nagging too much. Get yourself a 2d Waifu. She will never complain and will love you everytime you demand love from her.
>>28747590
Get the 1080 man, if I were you I would be excited to own one. Trying to get gf will most likely end up in failure. At least you get to keep the 1080 and play games like a King.
>>28747590
You don't need a high-end GPU to play Skyrim, even with a billion waifu mods installed.
Do both.
This board is an elaborate joke right? I refuse to believe that such losers exist in real life. It's just too scary.
>>28747538
Yes, we're all just roleplaying constantly for shits and giggles.
Lmao I have no idea
Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company.
It's like that except you are an actual idiot who thinks everyone is pretending.
>tfw no plain jane average gf like this
average gals thread?
>>28747505
Hmmm I'd say she's a little above average
just a LITTLE tho
>3D
You tried, but we know you can try harder.
that chair looks very uncomfortable