"If it's meant to be, it will happen"
Is this a stupid mindset to have?
Yeah. It sounds cool and it's a good excuse for doing things you shouldn't have done sometimes, but it's a shitty mentality.
>>28754862
>Is this a stupid mindset to have?
Yes. The most unmotivating shit ever uttered holy fuck
>>28754862
Right idea but retarded way of thinking about it.
>you'll never be white
>an entire race of women will never lust for your dick even if you are a 3/10 autist
raceplay bodywriting is so good
>>28754997
>ghosts of her ancestors in the photo
>>28755023
lel i think it was just something on the lense
>tfw no good old boy bf
>tfw no old money bf
You've posted these threads like for 5 days in a row now, are you gonna go all week? Geez.
>tfw no Old Guard bf
>tfw no tubig drinking, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, eleksyon voting, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting,...
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Mods, please perma the faggots who make these threads
>>28754814
You've been making this thread for a very long time now
Is there a Filipina girl you really like in real life or something
>>28754858
Lol
>>28755243
Last qt Filipina girl I met was in November and she had a bf. It's hard to find a Filipina girl in a major with 10% girls. All I meet are Chinese fobs or viet girls
Homosexuality is unnatural and wrong.
>>28754804
>unnatural and wrong
So is agriculture, but that's not gonna stop me from craving dick or corn.
Nature is wrong so unnaturalness is right
Or, from the opposite approach, nothing is truly "unnatural" because everything we do is what shapes and defines nature, and is caused by the nature that preceded our actions.
So is beastiality.
Senpai,
I submitted a new word to urban dictionary and it was approved! I even ordered a mug!!! Please let me know if you buy one too.
All of my keks. Will buy a mug when I get home
Congratulations, OP.
oregano
Mega kek
Origami
Any lanklets here?
I am 6'3" and 110 lbs. I have no energy and I think it is because I am a lanklet. I eat regularly, probably 1000 calories a day, I lift things and work on things outside that weigh around 20 pounds but I can't gain muscle mass or gain any weight.
How to fix?
>>28754741
Eat. Force yourself to eat more. I know you eat enough to feel full but eat more than that. Continue to lift, its a veeeeeeeery slow process, but you will improve if you start now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf4rk8Lz5xY
>>28754741
>6'3
>110
dude. im 5'6", 115 and horribly skinny. you have to emaciated. please post pics?
FUCKIN' NORMIES
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ttuVdFwbyJ
also gimme your best REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE's
>>28754709
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gDmddv4tqw
>>28754927
that was a pretty good ree anon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RO7e0ye8mJ
Tell me why I shouldn't kill myself.
>took a year off before college to do a few things (lose weight, learn foreign language, etc.)
>completely failed and lost all motivation
>got severe depression
>afraid to visit doctors because I think I have diabetes
>school is coming up and I don't think I'll succeed
Seriously, tell me what I have to live for.
If you agree that I should off...
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Quit being a pussy and live. Suicide is for weaklings.
Buy your self a gun (preferably shotgun) and ammo. If you don't have the resources to do that, I'd recommend hanging yourself.
Hope this helps :)
Think of all the anime and movies that are about to come out
Is there a more robot vegetable?
The artichoke is the most robot vegetable. It's a fucking thistle. It's as much an annoyance to prepare as you'd expect.
Onions are weird but well liked
We would need to be something completely revolting
the durian
ITT:
Post our best tard stories
I'll start
Robot memes
>Be tard
>In School Jail
>Primal urges awaken
>Instantly Spray shit from the bowels of my asshole onto nearest qt
>Clap hands as class goes beserk, trying to leave the room
>Principal busts in with a cattle prod
>Jabs me and I fall to the ground in a stupor, shit still spraying from my rectum
>Pass out
Walking by minding my own buissnes in school>
Hear screaming commotion in a classroom>
Bringing my nosy self I go to see what is happening>
I witness a mentally deranged boy screaming bloody murder>
Three teachers are trying to overpower this situation>
Boy picks up ball tries to throw it at them but fails>
In even more anger boy gets up and knocks over bookshelf>
More teachers arrived to the room putting boy in straight jacket and putting curtain over classroom door.>
Working as a cashier at a grocery store has been utterly miserable. I've been doing this job for months, and I feel immense shame and embarrassment every single day that makes me want to quit. I am terrible at interacting with people so I don't even greet customers, and I try to get by with saying the absolute minimum repetitive phrases.
My reaction time is incredibly slow, and I often misunderstand what people are saying and get flustered, and it becomes impossible to think. I fuck up even the most basic math when other people are watching me, and it gets harder...
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>>28754532
>shame and embarrassment
why? are you too good for it?
I think an important thing to add to this that pervades not just my job but also my life is that I feel incredible shame at feeling utterly helpless like I was never taught all the things that I need to know. I am ignorant of so many things that I am made to feel like I should already know that it is unbearable.
>>28754558
No. I don't mind the hard work with low pay, I just don't like hating myself and wanting to kill myself for feeling like a failure and a disappointment in every single moment that I am at work. This feeling stems from me being terrible at interacting with people.
If I could just do my work and not worry about being constantly publicly embarrassed and reminded about my own inferiority in comparison to everyone else, everything would be fine.
>Niggers are paid hundreds of millions of dollars simply for existing and nogging
>I'm expected to wageslave to death
worldpokerfund.com/news-posts/soulja-boys-official-statement-on-400-million-contract-with-world-poker-fund-holdings-wpfh
If you're black, you can't be a robot. Go fucking demo your mixtape to Shecklestein or something.
Why is /pol/ all over 4chan?
Fuck you faggots.
Shoulda been born retarded in a socialist nanny-state shithole like me sempai.
Not only do I get free money for being a complete victim, but I don't have to feel bad about being a social parasite because I hate everybody anyway, and my willy is tremendously large.
The best part is I'm white.
>>28754512
go back to r_eddit
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
Holy shit, this 5'7" guy just taught me how to get a GF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voQrxmkgmug
u jus gotta b urself
>>28754424
????????
where is the girlfriend?
Wow... So well groomed! And that suit in his profile picture! I just want to fuck him so bad!
>henceforth
>therefor
>thus
>arbitrary
>such as
>>28754419
now you're just reaching
>hitherto
>forthwith
>nonetheless
>>28754419
I was an English minor. It's not my fault I had to read the entire works of Chaucer.