Am I the only femanon who wants to own a Realistic doll?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mpl3lwAk5s4
>>28755197
is this what a real female robot looks like?
Not with those giant pits of despair under its eyes, I don't.
I did make a statue out of a child-sized mannequin I pulled out of a dumpster though, and bathing/drying it, carrying it around, etc. gave me some pretty hardcore "I wish I had a child" feels.
>>28755197
>Am I the only femanon
Yes
5 MONTHS AT THE GYM AND NO GAINS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28755179
>fell for the gym meme
kek
not bad. keep up the work
..........What?
What was your load progression? Did you actually push your limits or did you just lift the same 160 LBS every goddamn day? Cause it took me only 2 months to notice a very significant increase in muscle size and definition. (4 Hrs a day @ 4x a week though)
Just been reading all of your threads on r9k. (never really brosed 4chan) and I'm really curious as to what it is you WANT!??!? Lots of threads here go on about loneliness and no gf being purposefully forced onto you by "Normies" and "Stoocy". So just because you talk to someone they should be obligated to be your gf and have sex with you? Should everyone praise you...even though you are full of self hate and misogny, with no plans to try and better yourselves? I just don't understand how it's societies fault.
Revenge, basically. That's mostly it.
>>28755162
I want you to return to reddit
To watch normies suffer the same way I have.
pic related is my sister. her room is next to mine. every weekend i hear her getting fucked by a different guy. it lasts all night. on saturday night i heard her tell the guy to put it in her ass. then i heard her saying "im a good cum piggy, feed me your cum". i dont know how all this noise doesnt wake my parents up but it keeps me up all night. admittedly i do masturbate to it. so its not all bad.
i saw this on b fucking fag
>"im a good cum piggy, feed me your cum".
>>28755154
post more
blovx
Happy Saint Elliot's Day, everyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb79N2rRUSs
has it really been two years?
....
>>28755163
Feels like it happened an eternity to go.
That vid is honestly amazing.
ALL of your ancestors were normies who had sex and reproduced. Think about that
HOLD THE DOOR
HOL' THE DOOR
HOL' DA DOOR
HOL' D' DOOR
HOLD DOOR
HOL' DOOR
HODOOR
HODOR
HODOR
HODOR
I've discovered in recent years that my dad was an undercover robot. It's pretty funny, he has all the traits of a robot, but fakes Chadness like I've never seen. I guess he might be a sociopath. My mom's a Stacey that got bullied and never made friends cuz she kept moving states, so she's like a Stacey who fell from grace. She tells me some pretty robotic things about herself though. She had some autistic deviantart-tier fan art of Duran Duran that was pretty funny. A looooot of proto-emo drawings and stuff like that.
>>28755130
No, only your n*(great)grandparents were
Can we can an ASMR thread going? Lately it's the only thing that even remotely combats my extreme constant anxiety ever since I lost my prescriptions for benzos due to my psychiatrist leaving and I desperately need to feel something resembling calm and relaxed.
I've heard a lot but certainly not all; post your favorites (esp. ones that help you relax the most) and I'll post mine as well.
>>28755083
i miss her.
Also, don't know what people means about tingles. I just listen to the videos to fall asleep, don't even watch.
THE video that introduced me to ASMR/tingles way back in 2008 before "ASMR" was even a thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUDTlvagjJA
BTW, does anyone have any actual ASMR vids like this where they go behind your head and whisper in your ears etc so it legitimately feels like someone is right behind you and circling around your body and whispering in your left ear, then your right etc...
I know they're out there but I'm not sure what to search to find them.
I haven't been able to go to bed without listening to these videos for months. I numb myself with them for hours while awake, playing them in the background where before I would have played music, while reading, browsing the Internet, playing video games, but frequently just while laying in bed. Sometimes I will lay in bed for hours in the morning and in the middle of the day when I get tired again, just laying there without the motivation to get up because the only thing that sufficiently numbs me enough to stop thinking about how much I hate myself for even a moment is...
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> women are attention whores
> just watched men who clearly do not love themselves puke on each other and eat a fucking cake made out of hair shavings
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mAPBm_0ftAY
You have ten (T E N) seconds to tell me how "filthy frank" is not the ultimate attention whore, right after his MTV predecessors from Jackass.
A woman would not fucking film herself eating her friends' snot, men are fucking pathetic and will do anything to get noticed.
Sounds like my favorite JAV flick.
Well ur posting a filthy frank video. That's literally shit. But you also have not acknowledged that women get paid to do the same. Only difference is that men fap to that. Attention whores are attention whores.
>>28755018
I only know women who like filth frank nowadays.
His videos are gay as fuck.
>Took my dog to the dog park today
>Almost instantly she makes friends with all the other dogs
>I mostly stood by myself and occasionally talked to the other dog owners
>She spent a good hour playing with all her dog friends
>Got licked a lot, and a couple of dogs even tried to hump her
>My dog has been a Stacy this whole time, and I didn't even know it
>All...
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How much anime does it take to make a dog a neet?
>>28754986
socal? i need someone to watch anime wiht and a distraction for my dog is even better
>>28754986
>talks about dog
>posts a picture of barkley from TNG
Heheh, barkley. I get it.
I'm in 20mg of valium right now. It took me a while to post this.
Why? Does it feel like you're retarded or something?
>>28754979
Also, pls rate the song I made today.
https://m.soundcloud.com/user-299220637/fire-and-the-flood-vance-joy-e400-remix
>>28754992
It makes you feel very relaxed, but not sleepy. Similar to alcohol but less emotionally devastating
I want to try something new, uncut 7 inches other then the usual one handed jack sometimes I two hand. Anything I can make at home or try that might feel good?
Stick a finger in your butt and jack off
>>28754967
Make an ice dildo and shove it up your ass. No need for lubrication this way.
"the stranger" - stick your hand in a bowl of ice until it's numb, and then jack it. feels like some qt is doin it for you
>Today I was supossed to fuck a Black Girl and go to the movies with the White Girl, watch the new X-Men
>I eat the pussy and the asshole of the black girl, but my dick didn't get hard because we were drunk
>I stayed more time with the black girl than I planned to and had to cancel plans with the white girl
>MFW was I supossed to fuck and go to the movies today, and I didn't do that
Fuck life sucks so hard
bump originalios because I wanna to talk about this with you guys
>>28754925
fuck off pls
origami
>>28755447
fuck you piece of shit talk about this with me. I feel fucking bad
I need to vent a little, /r9k/. Every relationship I've been in, people have taken advantage of me, to the point where I have a lot of trouble trusting anyone. Even around people whom I know genuinely believe in being friendly, I find it hard to relax. The last person I let get close to me tried to change who I was, and seemed to directly get off on the fact that I didn't enjoy any of it, like she was just laughing at me until I kicked her out of my life.
Do any girls genuinely believe in actually loving their partners, or are all relationships just pissing...
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how are they trying to take advantage of you? if every relationship you've been in ended in them being toxic, maybe it's not that everyone in the world is bad, but you're attracted to the wrong type of people or have a hard time seeing red flags?
>>28754924
Idealism is a long, hard road. Never ask if it will pay off. You're here, so I think you know the truth about female behavior. I wonder though, what's the point in vexing yourself over others plunging themselves into a world of escapism. You know perfectly well that there is more pain in life than pleasure. That the basic social needs of many people are never met. That they languish, alone. People might think similar things about you, for zoning out so much, analyzing things you couldn't possibly impact.
>>28755009
In the last relationship I was in, I dated a hacker I met at Defcon. I thought, wow, amazing, I'm gonna learn so much stuff.. But though he walked the walk, he was a psychopath at heart, and he was just using me as a bank account to launder bitcoins through, as someone to take a fall if he were ever in danger. He started isolating me from my friends, trying to change who I was, he stole shit and I had a hell of a time getting him out.
Before that, I'd been in a relationship with that girl who's...
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>someone posts a picture of your gradeschool crush on 4chan
>know it's them for certain
>spend upwards of 5 hours looking through different files, yearbooks, facebook and tons of other websites, trying to remember her last name
>don't find a thing
>still determined and planning to skip sleeping tonight to keep looking
What's wrong with me?
bumping for other creepy, desperate people
>>28754900
>still determined and planning to skip sleeping tonight to keep looking
Stay strong and godspeed anon
>>28755816
I will, my man.
Been meaning to find this person since years ago, but it's going to take a very long time, since I'm stupid.
>want to knock out a fat chick with one punch so hard her teeth go everywhere like a chiclets
Where do I find a hog to make this fantasy come true?
*box of chiclets jesus fuck I'm tired
That all depends, what area do you live in?
>>28754904
Montana, land of sheep and nothing.