>had a dream that I was orbiting a qt
>wake up and realize that i literally cannot remember the last time I had a conversation with a women who wasn't related to me
>it has been at the very least over a year
how did my life get like this? part of me would rather still be a beta orbiter
>>28756983
no anon you can't go back now, you gotta take the next step. It's time for you to transcend your feelings, that's the only way you can find peace.
>tfw been having a lot of dreams about priests and religion lately
I want it to stop. They are all so depressing and scary.
Do you work anon?
ITT: Fictional characters that browse /r9k/.
>>28756951
this should hit some robots close to home
>just b urself broccoli
biderman bre bider bowers
>tfw want a female companion but then I remember that I dropped out of high school and no girl wants someone who couldn't even get through high school for a boyfriend
Definitely going to kill myself before I'm 30. I think I've seen quite enough, thank you very much.
>>28756945
Dude! Plenty of girls go for sitty guys. Just get a nice make over, lose some weight, and be more assertive. They'll come flocking to you. Get a decent job and maybe your own apartment, and one might even stay with you (aka marriage)
Man I know the job market is tough but it's not like EVERYTHING requires a highschool diploma
Just get your GED you fucking worthless neet.
Lie to the women.
They're too dumb to know better.
I don't really understand why it's so difficult to converse with them. On a regular basis, my parents complain that I'm rude because I answer vaguely and at often times answer with a question. Why is this frowned upon, how the fuck is it considered "rude"?
Normies just want emotional stroking
They have no interest in a actually discussing anything.
Normies, to me, are quick with spoken words and have a innate tendency to empathize or relate on broader terms, all except for being an introvert. Some days I feel I can pull myself out of the mental rut, only my thoughts are focused on how fucked my life is, so I have seldom felt creative and witty in my sadness.
I was once social and happy, just when I was a child. Some time around high school I was lost in translation, I couldn't do the same things that came naturally before. It feels like most people are above the water where the sun is and I'm at the depth...
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>>28757231
Everyone feels this way.
Most people are just pyschopaths willing to pretend they dont
>one chance at life
>born an introvert
I feel like my personality is fundamentally flawed. When you're not really confident and open with absolutely everyone, when you're not an attention whore on social media, when you don't talk all the fucking time about anything and everything - you're considered a creep.
What makes it really hilarious is that there's nothing really wrong with me - I have no mental or physical problems, I never have. Yet it seems like extroverted normies...
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>>28756920
Chads are more than likely mentally broken which is why they do all the shit they do, same with Staceys whoring themselves out on social media.
>>28756920
ayy lmano
>introverted straight male
is there a more shitty hand to be dealt?
You're basically a flawed male, an anomally. When girls are angry "ugh men are such pigs and reckless" they're not talking about you
You're always the exception, the opposite of what everyone expects of you
feels like shit senpai
Oh, hey! Didn't see you there, NEETcuck. That's pretty cool how you've made your own custom snuggie by just fastening together some old newspapers with duct tape. It looks /comfy/ as fuck, mate. I mean it should keep the mosquitoes off of you when you have the windows rolled down on this Explorer. My Burberry snuggie is made out of pure virgin wool, cost me $2600, but it was well worth it. Even if I did have to work 2 hours just to pay for it.
This smell is familiar. I think it's.... yeah, that's McDonald's tendies. Well, glad to see you...
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TBHQ isnt carcinogenic
>>28756767
>tfw make a lot of money wagecucking
>tfw spending it on things like eating and drinking all week
>>28756808
>A number of studies have shown that prolonged exposure to very high doses of TBHQ may be carcinogenic,[7] especially for stomach tumors.[8]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tert-Butylhydroquinone
Reminder that if you don't wear heelys, you're a normalfag.
Do they still make these?
If this movie isn't one of the greatest movies you've seen you are a normalfag
>not wearing Soaps so you can grind some sick rails
In honor of St. Elliot's day, we should convince wikipedia to give him his own article. I've started the discussion on the 2014 isla vista killings article, go there and argue for it and if its put to a vote you guys need to vote in favor of it (if that's how indecisions are solved there, not sure).
link it I only have a very rudimentary knowledge of navigating wikipedia
>>28756864
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:2014_Isla_Vista_killings
>May 23
>3 elliot threads
Goddamn normalfags shitting up /r9k/, fuck off my board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Was he a true robot? Or a failed normie?
He was in a grunge band, made by robots for robots.
IIRC, he was a little turned off by the massive success Nevermind was and how it propelled the band into the mainstream.
I think he really wanted to be left alone with his music and those who could truely connect.
>>28756688
He wanted to be left alone to shoot heroin with his girlfriend and rarely leave the apartment.
I can't blame him, it's probably what a lot of robot celebrities do.
>>28756688
>>28756707
Did you guys see the documentary about him on HBO? He seemed like he had a pretty robot childhood.
Why won't it get better?
Because your happy childhood hormones are gone.
>>28756650
What if my childhood wasn't happy?
You won't put in the fucking effort you bitchy cunt.
>Graduate highschool soon
>6/10 subtly offers FWB over summer before college
>She'd be 8/10 but she has acne
She's not a virgin but neither am I. What do? Anyone been there before?
>>28756613
>Turning down pussy unless she's a goddamn quasimodo
KYS
MOOOOOOOOOODDDDDSS
Big black blox
>>28756660
Not even OP but he could definitely be 18 or older if he is graduating soon.
Whats a good job for a robot?
I always thought a night time security guard would be a good job.
I'm a night owl, and I don't want to interact with a lot of people.
For true robots, working means death
parents are forcing me to work over the summer, can no longer be a NEET
I too would like some tips on this.
Is there even a semi-decent job for a socially retarded/axnois sperglord?
So I just found this bird.
All he does is sit still and breathe deeply. I brought him water and food and he didnt want it. I even spilled some water on his toes and he didn't react. I snapped my fingers and whistled and still no reaction. I first saw him a 1 or 2 days ago hiding in a different spot about 80 feet away and when I approached him he didn't move, and I thought nothing of it. But now when I saw him tonight, I'm really worried. I don't think he can fly and it looks like his fluff has covered his eyes because I can't see his eyes at all....
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This'll get your attention
>>28756504
its porbably still kinda young given it still has its fluff on it. I guess best course of action would be to google what to do for found young bird wont eat or drink.
>>28756504
it looks very much like something is wrong with him. it could be that his eyes have failed to open. check if your city has a wild bird hospital where you can take him. if his eyes haven't opened, he needs medical help to survive. maybe email a veterinarian with pictures if nothing else?
>Sasha Grey
>routinely fucked by 12" BBCs
>isn't a roastie
explain this
>>28756502
anti-roastie surgery, it's a thing.
>>28756502
vaginas don't work like that lol
She shaves off the excess roast beef and makes a sandwich with it
>tfw no gf to lovingly pound my boipussy with her girlpenis
I love 2d girlcock but 3d doesn't do anything for me
yo so like
the "girl with dick" thing is just a meme right?
>letting her put it in you
gay