Why is every girl on Bumble a generic white girl?
What is bumble?
Can I use it to pretend to be chad?
what the fuck is bumble
What the fuck is bumble? some kind of new street drug?
>he is over 6'0''
>he thinks he belongs here
Is there anything more pathetic than failed normies that think they are robots?
>>28758373
Fuck off manlet
oregnao
>>28758373
6' cyborg reporting in
totally original post
>>28758373
I'm 6ft4.
I don't like social situations.
There we go, I belong here.
>tfw circumcised
>masturbating with lotion doesn't even feel good
>actually feels kinda painful and not enjoyable at all
>masturbating dry feels okay sometimes
>will literally never know the pleasure of having an orgasm even if I do lose my virginity because my dick is mutilated and I can't feel anything
This is an uncutfag FALSE FLAG. I'm cut and I orgasm every time and lube feels amazing.
>>28758402
not every circumcision is the same mate. OP's could have been semi-botched or some shit
>>28758402
I seriously cannot masturbate with lube. I can't even cum with it because it just does not feel good at all.
I stopped coming here a while ago, only to pop in rarely. I'm trying to stop going on /pol/ and this website completely.
Yet /r9k/ seems better now than before. And when I go to /pol/ now, I cringe at how bitter and clueless they are. Talking to normal people and staying off /pol/ for a week then going back really makes you see how fucked up they are.
What happened? How could degenerate /r9k/ become a better board than /pol/?
>r9k/ seems better now than before.
you seem to be confused friend
>>28758274
i browse both and i feel the opposite. /r9k/ has become a irredeemable hell hole full of forced memes nobody wants and cancer spam
>>28758308
>>28758320
/r9k/ seems much more neutral now.
When I went on before, it was full of whiteknight nu-males and slutty femanon/fembot or whatever you call them now types. There was constant fighting and bitterness.
/pol/ is now emboldened because of Trump, but simply leaving this site for a week really makes me see how fucked up they are. And how fucked up everyone is that uses 4chan for that matter.
I need your help, robots. I want to give anime another chance. I want lots of violence, shooting, explosions, and boobs would also be a nice addition. I like scifi and fantasy type stuff.
Where do I start? I've always been a book nerd and it's time I expand my horizons.
Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress
But you should really go on /a/and ask them.
>>28758238
they're not /r9k/ though.. they don't understand.. but yes, i guess you're right. i'll start with your suggestion and go from there. thanks.
>>28758258
>implying there isn't a huge overlap between /a/ and /r9k/
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THE IMPORTANCE OF BIRDS IS NOT UP FOR FUCKING DEBATE.
now many people know that birds are important, and they are correct, but the question remains: exactly how important are birds? many important scientists at the BAVI institute of bird technology and importance have developed...
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>>28758166
Let's talk about taytay now
I answered yes to all three!
>>28758166
I agree with this post a lot.
> you will never experience this
> you will never send a woman into euphoric hysteria with your 9 inch Chad cock
>>28758142
this gif doesnt even show the size of his cock
it irritates me just like amateur porn vids where the guy has what you think is a big cock but never pulls it out all the way to show just how big it is and how much cock was inside her
could be 5" for all you know
>>28758142
believe it or not you fucking virgin shitbaby not all women LIKE big cocks. Literally any average cock can get the job done, because sex is 99% being attracted to one another and knowing each others kinks and 1% penis size.
>>28758142
why are you calling me into this thread?
?
>She's never coming back & so is your optimism
>>28758108
implying i met her in the first place
>you're drunk and it's the only time you'll ever have the nut to try to talk to her yet another time, like every other time you got drunk and though of her
>she's finally blocked you
>she was never real in the first place
Where is a good country to move to and start a new life?
Australia
How the fuck isn't that original?
Somalia, become the warlord
>>28758097
Australia, it's a very wealthy country with very high standards of living
they're more down to earth then europoors
I'm lonely my crush hasn't texted me back in 4days (she is my friend she doesn't know I have a crush on her) I've got nothing better to do but talk hit me up with messages
If you're friends and she doesn't touch your arm, smile, flirt, text you first, et cetera it's pretty much a lost cause.
Any hobbies that might get you out of the house to meet other girls?
She's fucking chad right now 100%
>>28758209
I haven't seen her in over a year just started texting again a month ago I miss her
>work my ass off at a stressful shitty job for 12 hours after only being scheduled 9
>"stop being a little bitch no one here has sympathy for you"
>be a figure of authority at said job and get trash talked by teenagers
>"you just have to stand up for yourself if you ever want to be taken seriously"
>overcome autism, bitch everyone out, send people home, pick up extra weight myself
>"could...
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>>28758033
>work my ass off at a stressful shitty job for 12 hours after only being scheduled 9
Why? Find another job. If my job made me do that I'd quit.
>>28758033
>>28758078
Or at least say no.
I mean, if some part of you is thinking your hard efforts will be recognized and rewarded at some point, don't think that. Either swagger through the place like you own it because of the work you put in, or quit the bitches that don't respect you.
>>28758078
It took me 4 months just to find this one.
>autistic
>depressed
>no really good at anything
>need to make at least $2 more than minimum wage
>need almost 40 hours a week
>don't even get either of those things at my current job because it's so hard to find one that offers that
Lets install gentoo guys
wrong board fagit.
>>28757913
Whooops original
>tfw sold my old thinkpad
i loved fucking around with new distros on that thing
How do I stop looking like a girl? I have 18 but I look like a 15 year old schoolgirl and I hate it. I have no facial hair and I don't like it anyway.
How do I stop looking like a little girl appart from getting all muscular and fit, I kind of trashed that idea because a muscular guy with a girl face would look even worse.
Any tips?
>>28757836
pictures. now.
>>28758411
this
post
right fucking now
Embrace it and let people fuck your boy pussy.
Or just wear an eyepatch.
>MAYBE I'M THE ONE. MAYBE I'M THE ONE WHO IS THE SCHIZOPHRENIC PSYCHO
>MAYBE WE BOTH ARE
>maybe none of us are?
This entire thread is just a visual hallucination anyways.
Anon when was your last time penetrating a vagina ?
at my birth I am proud to say i totally destroyed the vag
did i do well robots ?
6 months ago probably.
Jerking off is way better than having to listen to a women though so I'm not complaining.
>>28757815
normie........normie........NORMIEE.............
About 2 years ago, did eat out a chick 1 year ago, i got my ass fucked by my cute bf 2 days ago.