Why are NEETs such disgusting pieces of trash? I wonder what their parents or relative think of them wasting their life away like that
reminder that free will is physically and biologically impossible
As opposed to wasting it on what else?
>>28759489
This world is shit. Noone makes it out alive. My life is fucked up. I will live off my parents till I die. There is simply no way out.
>do you ever get the feeling that we only like girls because we are supposed to?
I wish I was gay but they repulse me.
>>28759466
I find peer pressure to be null on me and I pretty much don't get socialized into anything to the point where my internal thoughts and philosophy is nothing like what anyone has ever been like but I still wish I had a gf
No having a vagina just gives them an automatic positive charisma bonus with meThanks evolution, doesn't mean their charisma score can personally be so low I dislike them.
>ywn have an appalachian gf
>ywn inherit a tradition of beautiful folk and bluegrass music
>ywn live in a small town perpetually stuck in the 70s
>ywn live in a "poor but happy" community
>ywn be able to easily fit a walk through misty mountains into your day
I need to stop looking at Appalachia porn, its fucking my shit up
http://proof.nationalgeographic.com/2015/02/06/a-fresh-look-at-appalachia-50-years-after-the-war-on-poverty/
https://www.instagram.com/lookingatappalachia/t....
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Where are you from?
I've lived in coal country and if you've ever been, you'll never want to go back, trust me
>>28759355
lol OP I live in NC and I'm feeding off of your jealousy please give me more.
>>28759412
Southern CA. I've always lived in a big impersonal modernized city so I probably romanticize small towns too much. I'd probably avoid coal mining areas just because of the health risks, how common are non-coal dependent towns?
>graduate HS '11
>peers graduate college '15
>friends graduate college '16
>i won't graduate until fall '17
>>28759269
Same senpai. But most of the retards I see on Facebook graduating have shit tier majors and will be forced into a 32k a year job or go to grad school to get a 42k job. I'm slow as fuck but at least am STEM so it's fine to take a couple victory laps
>>28759269
>graduate Highschool '06
>classmates presumably graduate college sometime afterwards
>I stay here, I'm my mom's house never to be seen again by the outside world
>>28759310
>shit tier majors
i am a sociology major anon.. but i am taking such a fucking long time to graduate because
a) i fucked up (like most college kids)
b) i got fucked by the system
c) i got extra fucked with poor health
the latter two are well out of my control and i know that has caused me to take so long but i just can't help feeling like an old fucking loser
So if you're new here, I'm nonbinary (which if you don't know the quickie definition is I'm not totally a gal or a guy). I've been mostly using she and a bit of they as my pronouns as of recent. After seeing a piece of writing using they in reference to me and really liking the way it felt, I would appreciate it if people would make an attempt to use they more often than she. I'm not opposed to she and if it's used for me I definitely won't be mad, but an attempt to use they more often would be much appreciated. Any questions feel free...
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MUST....NOT.....REPLY.....
OP why did you steal that poor girls picture?
welcome
welcome
w e l c o m e
Say if you had a single protein bar which had the necessary calories and nutrients, but weighed only a few ounces. Could you survive merely off this and water; nothing else?
I mean, you have the calories and nutrients, but wouldnt you be constantly hungry? Wouldnt you need some more sustenance?
>>28759217
It would do for a short while but you need more from food than just calories and protein. You'd be deficient in more than a few vitamins and minerals.
im not sure but if you try drinking a very calorie heavy protein shake you become full very quickly.
>>28759217
Well OP, it's probably impossible for such a thing to exist.
Something can only be SO calorie dense before you reach a minimum size to house that much chemical energy.
That said, to make something THAT dense in calories it'd probably be dehydrated so, it would swell dramatically when you drank water or submerged it.
>tfw she used to trigger me even before I had a concept of what a "stacy" is
Any other robots know this feeling?
>>28759210
L M A O
my aunt is the voice actress for Olga
second time I talked about her on r9k recently too, last time was for a Fanboy and Chum Chum post
>>28759901
absolutely nobody fucking cares
orogina
>>28759901
>>28759939
Yo i fucking care
What agency did she sign with?
ATTENTION ALPHA LURKERS
Post gf acquiring tips.
HardMode: Girl found out that you have emotions.
bro have you tried just being yourself?
>>28759240
Last time I did that pic related happened
>Have good hygiene
>Have a personality
>Have interests beyond anime and vidya
>Be confident (or at least pretend to be)
>Act like you don't care
AUTISTIC ACTIONS TO AVOID:
Buying her gifts. Don't buy something for a girl unless you have both stated out loud to each other that you are in a relationship (paying for a meal or ice cream is fine)
Talking about sex. (Let her bring it up)
Talking...
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Fucking hell /r9k/.
This is all my fault, but It's complicated and I don't know what do to.
Long story short, I have a panty fetish and I put them on for the looks a lot of the time whenever i'm home alone. My parents don't know about it (im 18), but they're starting to. I had some 'friends' that I thought were pretty good and trustworthy but they all ended up leaving me pretty quick, and those people I was stupid enough to send nudes to, seeing as they were closet whores. After they left me I was assuming they wouldn't be that fucked...
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>>28759139
cont'd
What she doesn't know is that all those pictures are of me, in her panties. She's told them that she doesn't want to see any of the photos, whatever they are she doesn't know. And if she sees them and finds out what i've been doing, both my parents will automatically assume i'm gay, and say i'm in denial if I deny it (i've had 3 girlfriends since 2015, and men do not turn me on whatsoever) So I basically have no friends, and no chance of gaining any new ones,...
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>>28759139
get out of your shitty town and go make a new life in the big city, where your fetish is boring
>>28760649
I wish it was that easy.
I have no money, no job in town wants to hire me and my parents aren't looking to move anytime soon.
What do you think a relationship with a fujoshi is like?
Like with any other girl that likes anime to not be like the other girls, except she won't stop meme-ing about gay sex.
>>28759153
I could put up with gay sex memes if she was nice.
I fantasize about having a fujoshit gf and her watching me fuck a twink in the ass.
ITT: most akward coming out stories
>be me
>17
>bifag
>also HUGE furfag
>biggest sexual fantasy at the time was being fucked by a very dominant fox I dubbed "papa fox"
>take family road trip
>go to sleep because why the fuck not
>have tendencies to talk, walk, grab things, etc while sleeping
>have...
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How is the situation now? Also please post video
>>28759081
My parents never really mention it. They just seem disappointed any time I am around a boy (wether I like them that way or not) I wish I had that video but it's some where on an old computer circa 2009 in my parents garage.
m8 this was a greentext years ago. You just replaced "dream about fucking mom" to "dream about fucking fox."
>Take a shower because smell like cum and dick feels like rotten cheese
>masturbate in the shower
>come out all clean and fresh
>masturbates again
There's no escape, is there?
>masturbating more than 2 times a day
Literally why it doensn't even feel good anymore
>>28759032
No pretty much.
>flogging my bishop
>20 mins later come out into the kitchen
>milf and her daughter are in the kitchen talking to my mom.
>Never met the daughter before. We make introductions
>shake hands
>my hand is still a little greasy from lotion and cum
>Realize it when past the point of no return
>about 10 seconds post handshake daughter...
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Who else here has literally 0 friends? Feels pretty bad desu
Also if you have at least one you should GTFO fucking normie. REEEEEEEEEEE
>>28759030
I have 2 but I'm cutting contact with them, haven't talked to them in 2 months
I have a girlfriend but no friends
I don't care, people are garbage.
>robot looking retard steps into my gas station
>asks where is the restroom
>tell him there is no restroom
>tfw there is a restroom in the back
>screwing over a fellow bot
Pure evil
>>28759037
eggman is a known chad that used his ugly appearance to trick real robots into giving him money
>>28759010
> Go to shop
> Buy Quaker Oats
> Not even a Quaker, actually Presbyterian.
> Devilish
Yo yo yo im back with some /latenightsnack/ lots of changes this time I have peanuts & pierogies on the white plate and salami and chili cheese fritos on the other lots of salt so im drinking water instead of milk as well
>>28758982
I'll give it a bump because of OC.
>>28759034
Thanks friend also welcome Ive been doing these off and on over the past week its been cool lots of creative snacks
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