Welp going to another job interview Wednesday where I will stutter and act like a retard when I get asked questions because I black out from anxiety. I seriously never have done well in an interview and the week before the interview feels like literal hell because I'm just thinking and dreading it and I get anxiety shakes. The only job I ever got was because the guy didn't even give me interview questions and basically handed me the job.
>>28775695
I was like that,too. It takes like 10 interviews until you get used to the questions and setting. My anxiety mainly derived from not being prepared to answer different type of questions and low self esteem. The first couple of interviews were nerve wrecking and embarrassing. Group interviews were the worst, I got full blown panic attacks. The most important thing is that you do it while you can get away with it, that is, while you're in your late teens/ early 20's. Later than that you will be considered as a retard.
>>28775695
Moral of the story: you will get used to it as long as you push yourself into different interviews and allow yourself to experience it. Good luck on Wednesday ;)
What's some good answers when the interviewer asks you why you are 31 years old and never had a job before?
Or does that defy the laws of nature?
>>28775667
My penis is pretty thick desu.
All true robots have tiny dicks.
>>28775667
It could happen. I have an average one but I always thought it was smaller until I remembered my hands are just huge and I'm fat as fuck. Felt so relieved when I actually measured it the first time.
You could have a huge dick but if you're insecure about 100 other things then it won't matter a damn.
If everyone has the potential within themselves to be good or evil, does that mean everyone has the potential to be Chad within themselves?
No, manlet.
>>28775637
I honestly think most people are sheep-like savages that are only guided by the ones who dominate government and culture.
>>28775637
This isn't true. Everyone has the potential to be evil, but not everyone has the potential to be good. And no, most do not the potential to be Chad no matter how you spin in.
what does r9k think of kazakh girls? personally i believe it is the best combo of asian and white attributes since its situated right in between.
prove me wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTOGdV7eayI
>>28775629
That they're more asian than a bunch of curry munching indians. They must've gotten lost on asian excursion to have ended up near europoor
>tfw knew a cute kazakh girl
>never get any attention from girls so I never thought much of her
>could have asked her out but didn't know if she'd like me
>my parents probably wouldn't have liked her
I still wonder if she would have become accustomed me if I asked her out first and if we hung out a bit
>>28775629
The only person I ever saw from Khazakistan was a tourist, he was blonde blue eyed but like 5'5"
How do we solve the manchild problem?
A 26 year old is basically the same as an 18 year old today, it never used to be like this.
>>28775620
When women become less picky, sluttism is made illegal and feminism is abolished the problem will be solved.
>>28775620
It'll solve itself when we all die without passing on our genes.
What's too solve. I don't care how old I get I'm always gonna be a kid forever, bitch.
Happy Elliot Day!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0iLHGRaYRI
Let's celebrate the life of the supreme gentleman we all love
>we all love
You know that no matter how much you repeat it, it doesn't make it true, right?
Anyway, happy unhappy hapa day.
>>28775564
post your favorite elliots
>>28776030
what do you mean? most robots like him
Yeah. I might read up on some of his stuff or watch his videos again in commemoration. RIP the ultimate robot who was mad as hell and not gonna take it anymore.
How do i get a black weeb friend? Where do they hang out?
>>28775541
Right by the insane asylum
Narnia.
>>28775541
probably at home. I have a black weeb friend and all he does it stay at home and watch anime or play anime games
>hey wagecuc...I mean wagie... I know we've had our rivarlry in the past, and I know that one time me and Goldstein blew a load in your ex fiance's asshole made you get a permanent cuck's brand (how's that healing, btw), but can you spare a relatively young but poor frog a few bucks? Black Daddy forced mummy to kick me out...
>>28775535
>>hey wagecuc...I mean wagie... I know we've had our rivarlry in the past, and I know that one time me and Goldstein blew a load in your ex fiance's asshole made you get a permanent cuck's brand (how's that healing, btw),
for that to have happened I would need to have a gf
>but can you spare a relatively young but poor frog a few bucks? Black Daddy forced mummy to kick me out...
maybe if you weren't so fixated on nigger...
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>>28775535
fuck off and get a job, beggar
Sure Neety, I've got a spare bedroom you can crash in. Haha thats okay, I don't expect you to ever move out or get a job. It'll just be nice to have you around!
Since I was little, I immersed myself in the digital world. In these realms of existence, I worked hard and developed skills that allowed me to vanquish each world. It did not matter the type of enemy, I would research many hours into developing a strategy to defeat it.
But as I look back, I start to question the existential sense of that hard work. For when I log off the game, I am but a mortal man, and a feeble one. My arms start shaking when I try to do a pull up. My hands fear gripping a bar with strength. My legs become idiotic when I tell them to be agile. My body...
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>>28775533
Whats the meaning of videogame achievements? They stay in your hard drive, and rot away with time. You might delete them accidentally. The only reward you get is a false reward. The only positive thing you might obtain is entertainment.
But, is the entertainment lesser when you see it on a video? Is less rewarding watching other getting that Ultimate Sword? Cant I cheer up for the fictional hero bearing the sword, and not for me bearing that sword?
What makes this experience more false than playing...
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>>28775557
A videogame, a priori, seems like just another form of game. But, why do I feel it different to a traditional game? Why do I feel like games such as Baldurs Gate and Neverwinter Nights are different from a tabletop RPG, even though they share the same core? Why I feel like spending time with traditional games is less bad that surrounding yourself with videogames?
Is because of the gaming culture? Is because I am starting to perceive gamers as cultists of a demiurge? Acolytes that surround themselves with idols such as a PC, a Xbox One, a PS4, or elder gods like the SNES or the Sega Genesis?
Other cultures, like wargames, TCG, anime and RPG doesnt seem to have that kind of devotion and following.
Why do I think of the videogame addict as a lesser creature than the TCG addict or the anime addict? What is the essential difference between a game and a videogame, what makes the latter drive me off? I try to apply my previous dissertations about the value of real experience to traditional games, but there is a difference, I feel it. But I dont know where is.
With all of this said, what should I do? Enjoy videogames as another form of game? Or embracing that entertainment is the true reward, selling my systems and just enjoying watching others playing videogames I like without the burden of knowing that I am spending time and resources in an entertainment no more rewarding that watching anime?
Gaming is the great fnord.
why are you so against cuckholding? if you are a real man and love your girlfriend or wife you are willing to fulfill her desires, if she seeks more man then you
We hate cucks because they aren't real men, and have to find another to please their woman.
>why are you so against cuckholding
I personally don't care about cuckolding - it's not for me, but if it floats your boat, I don't care - but /r9k/ is the cuckoldiest place I have ever seen. At no other place - with the exception of /pol/ - is it discussed this much. Nobody else even thinks about it this much.
This place must have the highest cuck concentration on earth.
>>28775402
What people want the most isn't always the best for them, a real man keeps women in line. Cuckolds have failed the shit test.
Hey /r9k/, any of you guys know how I could go about getting a note from a psychiatrist to get a guaranteed single room at university?
Do I just go in and talk about how I'm constantly uncomfortable around other people? Say that social interaction exhausts me? Put an emphasis on how I can't study or focus on work unless I'm alone?
Have any of you guys done this sort of thing? How did you do it?
my mommy did it for me
>>28775371
Richard Stallman managed to get a single room. You can look up what he said, though I doubt you're either as autistic or as genius as him.
>>28775371
Usually after the first semester you are allowed to switch rooms with someone so that you are with a friend in the dorms. Yea it will be awkward until then but for the most part if you keep your head down and not engage in much you will be fine unless of course your room mate is a swell guy.
You will have to grow a bit more out of your anxiety eventually even though you will always be an introvert. A bit of social interaction won't kill you m8.
I just lifted one leg onto my chair and caught the spermiest whiff from between my legs. I swear I wish you were here /r9k/, smell-files when? How could anyone want to wash their baby batter smell off them?
>tfw no smelly cock bf
Now you made me stiff again. Thanks a lot OP.
I have to shower constantly since it's summer because I love the feeling of my skin being dry as fuck. being smelly disgusts me
>>28775970
The best part of summer is never bathing, getting stinkier and stinkier, and then fapping to it.
>it's a loud children play outside episode
>>28775348
>It's a someone parks on your drive episode
>>28775348
>it's a shitty garage band next door episode
>It's a van full of high school kids pulls next to you and a chad screams shit at you before driving away episode
Happy St Elliot's Day everybody!
I wanted to know if anyone was interested in viewing Elliot related videos. The stream will be hosted on Rabbit which can hold up to 15 people and supports group chat.
Here's the room: https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
Cool we have two people so far.
>>28775399
cant dodge the rodge
or those doubles
I'm in, OP
Is this the autism shoe equivalent for phones?I want it bad
>>28775252
Caring what phones others use is the autism equivalent everything.
>>28775252
its a phone, if you want it get it don't let randos on a sleazy website tell you what to do
>>28775337
t. cargo shorts wearer