What kind of Pokemon is this?
egg type
blue eyes white dragonthat wasn't original
>>29914576
Rampardos
I'm turning 28 robots. I have no friends so I'm going to get drunk at a bar by my self.
What is the name of the bar, OP?
>>29914528
Happy birthday
Youre not the only one who spends birthdays drinking alone
>>29914528
Happy Birthday OP
If you were here I could give you a nice BJ <3
r9k plays the oregon trail
saddle up
choose your destiny
>>29914451
Farmer
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m
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r
>>29914590
wagon cucks name?
ask a guy who just had drunk sex anything
>>29914398
So what was he like?
>>29914426
he was tighter then a 2 year old ass
>>29914398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o
>mom found the mario fanfiction
>mom found the manza paintings
>>29914381
Just end it bro
>Dad found the poopie baggies
Queue music, chat, watch videos (and meme hard), come on in!
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
FAQ
>What do the arrows and the heart in the Iower right corner do?
The arrows are used for voting. They're caIIed "dubs". If a song gets 50%+1 of the rooms population in downvotes, it will be skipped. But the upvotes help us decide if a mandatory skip should be overruled, so please be sure to vote either way. The heart is used to "claim" a waifu.
>What can I play?
Queue...
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the fact that i am probably not immortal makes me want to kill myself
it is time to unwind
the birdy take a nappy poo
Why are so many of you fuckers actually cute boys hiding in caves?
>>29914320
OH FUCK HOW DID YOU FIND OUT
>>29914320
Because that's how the world works now.
Is having shit self esteem considered cute now?
going to college orientation in two days.
anyone have any tips to not fuck up any chance for relationships? i feel like im going to sperg out
>>29914318
just bee urself
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>>29914318
if you consider yourself a real robot, don't bother looking for relationships instead sperg out to the max and enjoy college friend. For me college was the first time away from home and my own and so much time was spent playing video games and shitposting with no limits. Maybe i'll regret not finding friends or relationships while i am in college bu as of not I would waste all my time all over again.
>Where are you from
>what halls/dorm/block are you
>what are you studying
>do you understand this lecture/seminar
>what's ur name
>how are you doing
>are you gonna join any clubs/socs
Choose 3 of the above with your nearest neighbour.
college/uni/whatever introductions sorted desu. After that your on ur own. These questions become a...
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Is that why you're a neet?
>>29914313
We can't all win at life chum
neither guilt nor shame!
free yourself from all moral restraints!
>>29914313
Partially. It's a chicken or egg thing though, I'm not sure whether the lack of achievement causes the self loathing or the self loathing causes the lack of achievement
Why is racism coming back in full force? Why is it that the more it tries to be addressed, the more hostile and resistant racists and bigots become? Why has it caught onto the mainstream and been verbose about it? Why the increased threat of attacks against racial and ethnic minorities? Why the recent surge into extreme right politics? Why the spillage into other prejudices like misogyny and homophobia? Why the increased anger and destruction of those partaking in all of the above? And what would you do for Klondike Bar?
fuck off with your buzzwords, fucking scum
no one cares, faggity
>>29914278
sauce please.
original commento
OP
IS
A
KEKOLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSh3rgg89q0
Is it the end soon?
>empty eyes
>empty voices
>his brain is on autopilot to prevent him from facing reality
>no money
>mom about to die
>asking for donations nearly daily in the last few days
>living from donation to donation
>>29914257
i hope the idiot does a mass shooting and kills himself.
>>29914257
Holy shit he has a ton of plastic. He should sell half of those toys and put his mom in the hospital if she's really bad.
>>29914257
i would do anything to avoid becoming like him
i am not even robot and have a healthy love life, but this kind of things.... damn man
>try again to brush my teeth because everyone keeps saying I should
>teeth bleed and feel like shit
why the fuck do you guys keep on falling for this tooth brushing meme? You think it's healthy for your gums to bleed and spray out yellow shit? The ONLY time my teeth hurt is after they are brushed.
face the facts, diet matters so much more than brushing, and I bet I have healthier teeth than yours because I don't eat or drink garbage
>>29914231
see a dentist
Fallong for the "being disgusting makes me unique" meme. Stay cucked faglord.
>>29914286
>see a dentist
guess what? Last time I saw a dentist, all they said was
"yeah you need to brush a little harder around the molars"
explain that you fuck, they thought I was brushing the whole time but I only brushed really well the hour before
>>29914316
I am not being disgusting, and I am not saying I am unique, where are you getting this shit from?
I'm 18 and 5'2. Do you think I will grow any more /r9k/? I'm sick of being called little dude, shortie etc.
Pic is me
>>29914106
SS+GOMAD lol
Should probably get on growth hormone asap before it's too late.
>>29914106
where were you fishing and what kind of fish is that?
You are now the protagonist in a harem. All the girls are madly in love with you and there's no harem end in sight. You must pick one of the following:
- The vanilla girl.
Average body.
Average cuteness
Average libido
Average Niceness
Average at cooking.
Vanilla in every possible way. She's a nice girl and she likes you a lot.
- The busty shy girl.
Top tier body
Above average cuteness.
Below average Libido
Average niceness
Above average cooking
Clumsy girl with no real talent. Prefers to cuddle over sex.
-...
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>>29914096
I'm tempted to go for the Manly End at the moment, but if not that Busty Shy or Yandere would be my choice. Leaning towards Busty Shy though.
>>29914096
Little sister is the clear best. Could you really turn down your imouto in favor of some random chick?
I picked my harem from my existing waifus.
Here it is.
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N to the y to the p to the a
>>29914086
Newfag here, is it bad if I post the message in english?
>>29914643
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