Does a large penis remove my robot status? Does it make me a Chad?
Because spending time here gives me the feeling it does and I feel less at home on my favorite board /r9k/..
It's 21cm long, and I'm white, but I'm a skinny, balding, kissless virgin who hasn't even had a proper conversation with a women yet at 24 years old.
I wish I could bestow this gift onto someone who could use it.
>>28789183
In the eyes of most women, a big dick on a total loser is useless as they'll have no interest in you. A big dick is something they want but only when it's attached to a man with status.
However, there is a subset of women who just love big dicks exclusively. You might get some play with them if you can find them.
>>28789183
Nope anon, bitches see your dicks last, friends of mine who are chads pull more tail but they probs know I've got a bigger piece than them and I'm only somewhere between 6.5-.7 (on a good day)
mfw unattractive in both aesthetic appeal and personality
Surprisingly, women (or anyone else in the real world) can't know you have a big dick unless they're already in your bed and ready to fuck. So no, women just assume the insecure beta faggot has a small dick.
Also unless you a good lover, the big dick is not really that much of a helper than an average one.
t. bigus dickus
NEED TO ENSURE I LOSE MY VIRGINITY.
Say u want ficki ficki
Probably shouldn't take creep pics..
I'd say that's a good start
Wasn't the girl asian just moments ago faggot
This autist stabbed a moderately attractive pop singer nearly two dozen times just because she rejected a gift from him
yes, and your point is what? bloks
He sounds like a cool dude, story?
Good for both of them I guess
It is what it is
Well guys, the jig is up. My NEET existence is over and I have to get a job.
What's a job I can get with no qualifications that doesnt force me to interact with people
>>28789053
why tho
oc as fug
None.
They're all taken by people with doctorates and 5 years relevant experience. You need at least 1 year to even be considered to scrub toilets.
Enjoy modern society, try not to kill yourself.
OP I'm the same situation, I applied for a job at a grocery store and it was so hard even handing them my application.
I walked in the store with my application then pussied out and acted like I was looking for something then walked out of the store.
After that I sat in my car (my mommies car) for about 30 minutes and then forced myself to walk in and hand my application.
I didn't want to look like an artist just carrying around a peice of paper so I folded it up and put it in my pocket.
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fembots, imagine walking on a green plain in the warm summer sun when this stallion approaches you and gives you unmistakeable signals that he wants you to touch his wang.
What would you do?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3604194/Frederick-Great-handsome-horse-world.html
>>28789011
That's the gayest looking horse I've ever seen
I will tell you right now, I would fuck that horse. I would let that horse make horsebabies with me.
proof you cannot be a horse and a robot. stallions get off my r9k!
Who else knows for sure they'll be dying a Robot.
Maybe it's good to think of the benefits.
What are the benefits of Robot life?
There are no benefits, otherwise people would stop crying here
The silver lining is its freedom. Nobody can tell you what to do mainly. You can say what you want, keep whatever hours you want, generally be as strange as you want, and simply not have to play by the rules that normals do. In a way, it's very liberating. People in relationships especially have to make all kinds of compromises. We don't answer to anyone.
not fearing death?
maybe oregano
Enjoy your neetbux while you can american neets. Once Trump gets elected your welfare will be taken away and you'll be forced to work at an Apple factory or something.
The only way to stop it is to get out and vote.
Oh wait... you never even leave your house. Hahaha.
Of course, it's really a lose lose situation. If Clinton gets elected you'll be drafted in the war against Russia.
Guess you better practice looking people in the eye and walking without being self conscious about it. You're gonna need those skills come next year!
>>28788881
>wanting to stop Trump
It will be worth giving up neethood to get the glorious God Emperor of Mankind elected.
>>28788881
I don't get neetbux and I'm employed. Get rekt OP
MAGA
R9K THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO TO ENSURE I LOSE MY VIRGINITY
>>28788815
>"On a date"
>all those school materials
No offense op but a study sesh is not a date, and this situation is not going to turn in to sex. She's only studying with you to AVOID "getting the D"
>>28788815
Offer to be the bottom. He will surely fuck you.
Break her glasses right in front of her
Assert your masculinity anon
Prove you're a man.
This autistic girl has had more sex in life then you will ever have
>>28788797
Whoa... Did she take the bus in India?
autistic women can't have sex because their vaginas are too sensitive
>>28789281
>t. virgin uneducated robot
Maybe you're thinking about dispareunia, you cuck.
I have been raped for a few years. I was hypnotised and pimped out, raped against my will. I have no memory of any of it, but have felt the physical effects of it. It is not something I feel comfortable speaking to anyone about, nor medical professionals as they do not understand how vulnerable a hypnotised person is, or anything about hypnosis. I do not remember the people who did this to me, and I have extreme emotional post traumatic stress. I see people, and wonder if they have raped me. I have seen myself raped on someones cell phone video, I did not go to the police. There have been threats against me made by the "hood". I feel uncomfortable having sex with men, as they seem to view me as some kind of prostitute. I have a reputation that is beyond uncomprehendible. I have been programmed through hypnosis as some kind of dominatrix, etc. Men think it's okay to treat me a certain way, and it's due to this identity I was programmed with while hypnotised. Men have approached me and think that I am down for things I am not down for. I date men, wait for myself to trust them before I have sex with them. I do not have sex for money, etc. Also, I have been made to mess around with women, and "am going to rape myself". I was told that I was going to be made to rape myself. I myself have seen very little sexual activity except in movies, etc. I have heard the audio of me raped, but have yet to see it. I was unaware of any sexual positions, sex acts, sex types, sexual anything, until I was made to do it under hypnosis. I haven't even seen the sexy part of myself yet. Before I was pimped out, I did have a few boyfriends that I had a very sexy wonderful time with however, but nothing to the exttreme of danger, snuff films, forced sex, rape, bondage, homosexuality, trauma induced sex, trauma induced hypnosis, etc. I do not know what to do.
wew lad you must be out of options, posting this here
There is so much pressure on me. I have no sexual desire as every man has touched me it seems, can have me whenever he wants me apparently. Females make me sick to my stomach, they speak of the trauma that I endured while hypnotised, and willingly partake in it, and expect me to as well. If I reject them I am some kind of homosexual, and I they are not good enough for me, and then I am confronted with violence and intimidation- fear of being pimped out by them, etc. These women speak of traumatic sex that I do not remember, which was incurred by men, and now I am supposed to...
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I have gone to the police, and they do not believe me. I feel like going to put myself under hypnosis, but I don't know if that will stand up in court. All of this began with a man I dated who sold drugs, when I had a meth problem. I am now a 22 year old woman, who is vaginally and anally impaired, with no memory of why, no money, no memory of the reputation she has, and a 4 year victim of ongoing ritual abuse that is now being handled, shuffled, and imposed upon me by women. Women who do not respect women with self respect, who dont believe in homosexuality, and are not...
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Post opinions you have. They can be popular or unpopular, but hopefully they're at least thought-provoking.
>private gun ownership among law-abiding citizens leads to safer communities
>it's not the government's job to take care of the poor
>abortion is clearly murder, but most of the people having them are the dregs of society who shouldn't reproduce anyway
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Sex with your sister should be absolutely ok.
I have to ask: Who is this babe?
>I'm smarter than all women because they let their emotions run wild and I'm logical
>poor people should just deal with their shit. Your fault you're poor buddy, not mine
>tfw have to go work tomorrow for the dole
>25 hours a week
>from 12:30 - 5:30
Where at?
Mines a wank. There are 50 people but only enough work for 5, so we just sit around all day.
>>28788671
some furniture recycling place in melb
>>28788648
>work for your dole
pretty sure they cant do that lad
at least they've never done it for me and I've been on the dole on and off - no longer than 1-2 months, for about 2 1/2 years now.
What is the point in this picture ?, i'm not American so maybe i'm in over my head but what does this picture even mean ?
SB 231 is a school funding bill
>>28788619
The benefits of overschooling a nigger are less than the dangers of underjailing him.
>>28788619
The US Government spends more money on prison than they do for low income schools.
>tfw mum is going to kick me out of the house if I don't go on a date she's set me up with one of her colleagues daughters
Anyone else know this feel?
>>28788602
what's her daughter like famalam?
the fuck are you complaining about
maybe she's as much of a sperg as you?
So I don't come here often and usually I just lurk but I fucked up and I want to vent my self rage and maybe it'll make a few of you feel a little better.
>Me, euro 18 y/o kissless virgin
>Downloaded hot or not on my phone a few months ago, gave in to peer pressure
>Chad dude who's cool to me gives me advice on ladies
>Get home from school today
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>accidentally btfo a dumb whore
I don't see the problem OP
>H:"Sorry I don't want you to get the wrong idea, I just like to sleep with a man from every country I visit, sometimes more than one. In germany 11, Spain 14, Russia 16. Not a whore or anything, just want to have fun :)"
Slut logic.
>>28788596
>Not a whore or anything, just want to have fun :)
The things roasties tell themselves...