>bored
>only activity that sounds good is hanging out with my friend
>friend's been dead for two years.
How much meat is on a dog's head
>the board is boring as fuck
>videogames are boring as fuck
>watched all the movies
You know, if you were alive we could have taken a trip up to some dinky little town in the mountains and made fun of all the kitschy tourist garbage.
I could have made a mix tape for the drive.
>>28795482
None, really. Just skin, tongue and brains. Theres some muscle, but very little. Like sashimi on sushi. Very thin small slices of muscle
Seeing all these self-pity, misogyny circle jerk, asking-for-advice-to-improve-my-life-that-i'll-just-refuse-anyway, threads really bums me out.
I really want to help robots, but I'm always met with anger, and dismissal of ideas, solutions, or advice. I used to be like you a long time ago.
>i was that kid running with his arms out, anime style
>i was that kid super excited that my friend imported the new Neon Genesis Evangalion VHS from Japan
>i was that kid playing MtG in the nerdiest teacher's room during lunch
>i was that kid still playing Pokemon in high school even though everyone my age group abandoned it in middle school
>i was that kid that would unironically yell, "D&D over hoes!" and ditch a girl to play tabletop games with my friends
Why all the angst, robots? Yeah, there are plenty of shit posters, but some people want to help. I'm normie now AND without dropping all my nerd hobbies. i still go to sci fi conventions (con sloots), i still play tabletop games, i still play vidya, i still do ALL the nerd shit, but I fuck bitches now.
Can we get a general advice thread going? Dating advice, social gains, dealing with anxiety, meeting new people?Or will this thread crash and burn in a sea of "REEEEEEEE!"?
I'm not sure if a normie or not
Pros:
>girlfriend
>have had several girlfriends and a bit over a dozen sex partners
>friends, active social life when at university
>spend my weekends out
Cons
>anxiety and bipolar disorder I have to medicate
>think nerdy shit like Skyrim is cool, have like 200 hours logged spend my downtime playing it during the summer, would play much...
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>people don't ask for help
>"better help them anyway"
Normiess
>>28794994
>I've spent 200 hours over 2 months on a game, so nerdy xD
>btw I I'm bipolar!!! rawr
yes ur a normie gratz
Recently, the government in my country has decided to change the definition of rape to include affirmative consent provisions. Sexual offenses now include touching someone with out their explicit affirmative verbal consent (even in non sexualized areas of their body) and having sex with someone without a clear verbal "Yes".
Furthermore they minsiter of justice has declared that he wants to change judicial guidelines so that sex offenders can be sentenced if "there is sufficient authentic testimony by the victim, even in the absence of forensic evidence,...
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AHAHAHA
Enjoy your sex lives now you normie pieces of shit.
I hope lots of them end up getting raped in prison.
>>28794965
there's an odd place where the far-left rad fems and far-right religious conservatives merge in ideology.
>>28794917
Some people have just been broken. I would start to feel really uneasy living where you do.
Could you provide some proof of what you're saying about the law, too?
>have crippling disorder
>tell normie ur in constant pain
>"lol yah i also get hedaches when i party with 100 stacies and drink 10 bottles of vodka i feel ur pain haha just drink water and b urself ur fine"
aren't normalfags cute
These are all purely symptoms of depression. The fatigue and extreme sleeping patterns are signs you are going through some shit. I feel u ma dude. Try smoke some weed? I like to bury my feelings with high amounts of depressants; alchohol, xanax and weed being my main go to. This strategem however is only temporary and has high risks of worsening your state the following day (or whenever you wake up). Cheerio
>>28795237
The depression is simply a consequence of feeling doomed all the time, it's not what caused all the symptoms. I feel like I'm severely deficient in vital nutrients and brain chemistry is fucked up, most likely have a leaky gut and when you put toxins in your body where there's holes everywhere and they reach your brain, you're fucked.
It's beyond repair now. Whatever, senpai. Just needed to vent. Antidepressants aren't key. If I wasn't so sure I had MS, I'd genuinely...
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>>28794795
Your probably just a hypnocondriack.
I learned that in my psychology class today.
Your fine, you just need to drink more water and lose weight
As for the virginity, just talk to girls and be open about how attractive they are
>anime isn't real
>don't fit in with other weebs
>constantly longing for a fantasy you'll never have
>don't want to be just another weeb loser
someone help me deal with this
I don't know but I saw alot of weebs guys/girls post alot on MAL and decided to make a really weeby account and post on the forums alot, turns out alot of girls/guys actually like talking about shit outside anime on there. Me being a friendless virgin suddenly had people even some girls message me daily about random stuff. Even though most of the shit is borderline cringe worthy it actually feels nice having e-friends. Maybe i'll progress further into normiedom.
>>28794758
Just FYI, one of the biggest turn offs for attractive normie girls is anime
>>28794897
Watching anime and being a weeb isnt the same anon.
Homosexual men are homosexual because of being ignored by women at a young age. Their way of coping was to seek companionship from other boys(that eventually became seeking sex and love). This is why you might see really handsome guys who are homosexuals. They probably had something wrong with them at a certain point and it gave them the mental illness known as homosexuality.
Lesbian women are lesbians because they would rather carpet munch than have sex with a non-Chad and they know they can't get chad.
This is homosexuality. Being ignored by your biological...
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no pls go OP
this shits bananas
As a homo, you're wrong. Soz. I was sexually active (obvs just kissing, touching and dry humping) since the age of 5. I'm not sure why; I just was. This was primarily boys, but also a fair few girls.
Fembot, what makes you a fembot?
>>28794696
Chad doesn't love me.
>>28794696
The 40th guy broke up with me.
>>28794696
No Chad or Tyrone bf.
Does anyone here legitimately smoke weed everyday?
When you're stocking up, how much do you usually buy?
Why do you smoke weed?
How long have you been smoking weed?
What do you usually smoke out of? (bowl, bong, blunt, joint, etc.)
Don't be afraid of going into detail, I'm here to listen and talk.
>>28794681
Yes. For many years. I have for close to 20 years. I smoke bowls and vape. I spend around $500 a month on weed.
>>28794727
Why do you smoke weed exactly?
>>28794768
I'm a very driven person. The weed takes the edge off.
Why are Asian women objectively better?
Copious amounts of plastic surgery
because they have that x factor
I'm Staying in Japan and I can admit Asian women really are pretty but unfortunately you're not going to get one of them
How does one cope with suicidal urges? Too often they become very bad for me.
>>28794278
Have you tried suicide yet? I hear it really helps with that kind of stuff.
when do you usually feel these suicidal urges
>>28794278
Op is such a qt ;3c
Is it weird that I'm a woman and I actually like being cat called and "stalked"?all I see is womwn complaining about how terrible it is...it is terrible to ne desired? I feel it's kind of pathetic to Feel the way I do and I'm disappointed that I don't get car called or followed often, when it does happen I feel happy about it.
Post pic roastie
Don't go to Australia then
>>28794253
I know what you mean, the thought of creepy men wanting to fuck me but not being able to turns me on to no end
What are the basic prerequisites to obtaining a GF (ANY GF, not any particular rating)
Let's keep this as memeless as possible please. None of this FACE, HEIGHT, FRAME, PIZZA memes.
I just want to know the BASICS first to just be able to obtain the lowest tier of females, I am not talking about going from 0 to hero, dating super models.
>>28794224
Grow up as a social person who is loved and appreciated by your fellow school children to build a normie self esteem.
If you were bullied in school or chosen last into the team in PE class you failed at life and have no chance to get it back on track, no matter what you do.
>>28794224
Basic absolute minimum is you have to talk to a girl.
If you're like me and pretty attractive, but don't talk to girls or even reciprocate attention, then you get nothing.
It's pretty much a fundamental rule of life. Don't expect to get things you don't ask for.
>have a job to pay for dates
>have a car to go on dates
>shower regularly
>never go full retard
>current gf's ex is a nigger
>met him real quickly because they still are moderate friends
>he wears glasses, watches anime, is a manlet, graduated from U Penn with straight A's and a degree in nuclear physics
>I'm a fucking failure trying to get a degree in English
>feel double cucked
Help
at least you're whiteof course it wasn't original
>>28794132
Lets look at it from her exs point of view
>black
>manlet
>nerd
>glasses
>got a good degree
>still loses gf to white loser
>>28794552
white supremecy is a joke, pham.
>Age
>Country
>Why are you still a virgin?
21
U.S.
I made the decision to be celibate for life about four years ago
Nice /soc/ clickbait
sage
>>28794001
>20
>Napoleonic Empire of France
>wait, but I'm not though? (lost it at age 17 on a stroke of luck which I sometimes call God's gratitude).
Nothing ever since though.
>You're all you have and you never even learned to like yourself!
tfw asuka is literally you
>>28794007
Are you a histrionic cunt?
>>28794043
yes I have 5 trips