HELP ME ROBOTS. I made a Tinder a few days ago and I got 11 matches already. I unmatched one and one unmatched me (I hadn't talked to either of them) leaving 9, and I haven't messaged any of the 9 but two messaged me. I haven't even read the messages because I don't want them to think I read the messages and am taking a long time to reply (idk if it tells them when I open a message). Idk how to into conversation, idk how to talk to girls, WTF DO I DO?
>inb4anhero
Also my profile is basically a troll profile, it has...
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Post pics of your profile and matches
Here is my profile btw
>>28804586
Yes this.
>>28804604
Oh wow, kek'd. Pretty gud OP amazed you actually got matches. I'm sure the msgs are jokes though, no one would respond seriously to that.
I was wondering about this..
It could be because USA can't count past 999
Or it could be because month/day/year
"twelve hundred" is shorter and easier to say than "one thousand two hundred" and far less autistic than "one point two thousand".
>>28804503
If you think about it, mm/dd/yyyy is not really dumb/ass backwards.
Why do other countries think d/m/y is so superior?
When you say the date which would you say? 'The fourth of April, 2019' or would you say "April 4th, 2019?"
What does this feel likefor both?
taking a shit
for both
>man: this is tighter
>woman: this is painful
For top it feels like a tight, warm ring of pressure around your cock, with more sensation around the head, particularly as you push in.
How many of you are actual KVs? KHVs? How many of you actually get mad when you see people together in the streets or when you think of all the socially well-adjusted people having sex? How many of you get legitimately uncomfortable with the idea of interracial sex and relationships? Homosexual relationships? No trolls.
Webm unrelated.
I have a gf of 3 years and I still hate seeing other couples, interracial couples, and normies in general.
Fags are okay I guess.
>>28804463
>Gross obese whale
What?
What a fat, disgusting whore. She literally looks like a pig.
5000 beta redditors fell for the college meme
>>28804444
At least they actually have jobs, basement dweller.
>>28804444
>Raking the leaves while they're still in the tree
>>28804736
He's clearly knocking the trash out of the tree limbs idiot.
Has anyone here sold their virginity to a whore? Was it worth it?
>known grill for a few years and I actually liked her when I first met her
>she treated me like shit and I allowed it to happen because I was (still am) beta
>grill who is a whore who has fucked many guys including men who are much older than her (when she was 15 she was fucking guys in their 20s) is interested in me.
>she keeps touching me and she decided to show me a picture of her...
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>>28804433
Nice dubs.
I'd be pretty torn. Really what I want is to do it oldskool and meet a girl, become friends, then eventually knock clogs and transition to happily ever after but fuck me I don't know anyone and I'm 25 dude. Twenty Fucking Five.
Flip a coin.
>>28804433
Cool yr jets neckbeard
The only sex I've had has been with prostitutes, I don't know if its worth it I just don't have such a high concept of virginity and chastity as most anons here do, to me is just sex but for the way you talk I guess you shouldn't do it, you'll probably regret it
This is what I get for taking advice from the internet. They all told me that degrees have become useless, but all my graduated friends are making so much more money than I am.
Better quality of life, better everything. How could I have been such a fool?
>>28804430
Why don't you go to school if you've had this epiphany
>>28804430
useful degree > no degree > going into debt for bullshit
Learn something real and hard.
>>28804430
How much is "a lot"?
Average 4-year CS degree people make over $80k a year.
Ivy-leage students on a Finance track make $300k after 5 years.
last october someone posted a "your roll is your pushups" thread and I figured why not I'll just do the last digit instead of the two. I couldn't do it. after not having any physical excercise for nearly 3 years I couldn't do more than 4 push ups.
I felt terrible so I decided to start doing the simplest stuff at home, pushups, curls, squats etc. whatever possible with near to no resources. it felt good so I stuck with it. some time in january I felt like my progress was coming to a halt so I got a real gym card.
today for the first time...
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>>28804399
That far in less than a year?
\//\ baybe god bless sick dubs.
You rolled a 99. Better get on them push-ups.
>benches 2 plates for reps in a year
>you've been lifting for well over 3 and can only use the 90lb dumbbells
there was an attempt
Im fucking sick of all these normies that have no problem making money. There are plenty out there making 100k+ a year meanwhile the best I can do is practically minimum wage at 25 years old. What jobs can I pursue that will actually make me money and not be a complete waste of time? How do I become successful? Not only is it the money alone I need but women hate it when guys are poor because they are not seen as decent providers. Tell me how to make this happen.
>>28804393
Join Police Academy
You are no a cop anon, congrats.
>>28804429
is "join police academy" an euphemism of some sort?
>>28804393
Work hard play hard
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Server runs mcMMO and Factions. RP is encouraged.
Server is not pirate friendly.
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gonna dump some screens while we wait for the questions
>>28804354
muh dick burns
Rhodesians never die! Fight for her it's worth it!
>"wow, anon, you still live with your parents?"
Is what a girl actually said to meI'm only 19
>>28804310
ok and so what?
did she hurt your feelings?
in this economy it is more acceptable to live with your parents longer than usual.
stop being insecure, you're probably saving a shit load of money from not have to pay bills to, so who's really winning?
kek dat spoiler
Mate, don't ever take anything a woman says seriously if it concerns money
Anybody else having a shitty day today?
I just feel awful and exhausted right now.
nope, about to shower and then smoke some weeeeeeeeeeee
I have a shitty day everyday
>>28804234
nah, played overwatch all day, quit my job no longer a wage cuck just the neet life from today onward
>tfw solitary comfy house in the woods with all your creature comforts and not another human within miles
it hurts lads
>>28804190
>ywn have a cozy reading nook in the woods
I wish, anon I wish.
>2016
>not wanting glorious subterranean abode
>>28804698
>wanting an unstable hole in the ground
The no windows thing seems pretty cool though.
what style of girls are you attracted to ("jersey shore", preppy, alternative, hipster, goth, etc.), and describe yourself as a person?
>>28804161
bump; this is for a comic i'm making
Conservative, I like when girl wear pretty but not skimpy clothes.
>>28804161
Alpha hipster
hey anon let it all out
how was you're day?
how are you doing?
what ya been up too?
why can i not remember my childhood or early adolescence. i only receive bits and pieces here and there.
fine. seltzer with lime and a tequila shot please
>>28804145
These threads are gay as fuck, fuck off.