Are chestlets even women?
Stay frosty, chestlets.
>>29917122
Chestlets are completely irrelevant to me. I pass them on the street sometimes and I do not care in the slightest. If one asks me for direction or time I just keep walking without even turning my head.
>tfw no chestlet gf
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>>29917357
Chestlets should just give up and become robots. They aren't even women after all.
Has anyone here ever shoplifted? Have any tips for it?
>>29917120
searching lifting haul on tumblr.
Don't wear a backpack
Don't look nervous
Dress normally
I stole at least 50 volumes of manga by shoving 4 in each pocket of my tipp pants and leaving the front of the Barnes & Noble. Most I ever stole was 6 at once, I was fat and had some down my front as well. I half cringe and half laugh at the fact I stole fucking manga this way
>tfw have finally become content with my robot qualities
>>29917052
>tfw you realise even with all your KHV problems you're still white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL8hVXSDmNM
How was the new spiderman? I only saw the original 1, 2 and 3.
>>29917261
ASM 1 was pretty good. ASM 2 was alright, people complained about it but I enjoyed it enough.Garfield was decent as Spider-Man, little too cool as Parker for me, but it was still good. Would watch both again/10
What is your excuse robotos? This guy? With that gir!!??!? Come on man
>>29916972
They are more or less on the same level. Both are rather average, except the guy has done good for himself by dating upwards. He got a girl a step above himself. If we assume.
Females look for utility. A car, a living space, a job, and the potential to make life easier for her. Benefits. They don't only look towards physical attractiveness when most men are indeed average.
So let's assume this guy has all those things, plus an extra genetic gift - nice skin, decent facial hair, healthy teeth,...
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I am straight and I don't think he's hot. She looks cute though. IMO. Her hair is actually in an updo.
>>29916972
why one is the guy and which one is the girl? serious question
What percentage are you in? What do you do on the internet besides lurk message boards and watch videos?
>>29916938
I believe this is also called the 90 - 9 - 1 rule
90 percent are lurkers
9 percent are contributors
1 percent are creators
I am in the contributor class by posting here and semi interacting I guess
hopefully one day I can create things
I made a fairly popular OC so I count myself among the creators.
>>29916938
I have been lurking for a long time. I post occasionally. Sometimes. Not really.
Give me one good reason why we aren't colonizing the moon.
>>29916902
The moon isn't a good place for humans to live and never can be.
>>29916902
The moon is cold.
It's about the size of a baseball for one thing
I need good funny cringey high-school animes about teenage girls like Tomoko in Watamote, please help! doesnt have to be as autistic as tomoko, just quality / funny..
Thanks/a/ is never any help
Are you in london?
>cringey
>animes
Get out of here
yuru yurioriginal123212
Do women think groping jokes are funny, or are those jokes in animes such as in Love Live, Yuru Yuri and K-On targeted towards a male audience?
>>29916874
I am pretty sure all those anime aren't specifically targeted towards a male audience
I think women might find them funny? Maybe? I think women generally enjoy lower forms of more physical humor
Are you talking about groping jokes like a guy falling on top of a girl and accidentally grabbing her breasts? Those don't happen in the shows you listed, or at least I can't remember anything like that.
Incidentally, Yuru Yuri is written by a woman.
>>29917093
And also, K-On was directed by a woman and the head writer (for the anime) was a woman.
Who else /nevershaved/ here
I've never been clean-shaven. I just trim it close with an electric trimmer and then remove some extra stubble on my cheeks with disposable razors. Then my face is like nice sandpaper.
>>29917348
This is literally me kek
>tfw I use the same razor to shave my face, armpits, and anus(for masturbation)
is living in the woods really that hard? lets say that, right now, i went into the woods and just laid down to sleep. would i survive until morning?
Not if the bear wakes you up.
>>29916818
Living in the woods is hard because of long term issues, like you starving, getting infections or illnesses because of exposure to the elements and that sort of stuff.
You could just take a bottle of water and go sit out there for a few days and assuming you don't live in a freezing cold area, you'll live, you'll just be hungry and cold by the end of it.
>>29917116
>exposure to the elements
what elements? its a forest, not some cave or some shit
This happened six years ago.
she looks like hell now
>>29916742
them titties doe
>>29916723
feels like longer tbbbq senpai
There's not much wrong with my life
>Caring, loving family
>Not anxious, depression reduced with happy pills
>Good Grades in uni
>OK amount of friends
>Don't need to work because parents make enough
Aside from >tfwnogf (which I just don't even bother trying with) and >tfwmanlet, there's not much else to complain about. Yet I still keep coming here, day in and day out.
I feel the same way. Despite my mild anxiety I really don't have much to complain about. School is going well, I have a steady job. Yet here I am...
Remember "once your here, your here forever". Over the past few years I always have that brief moment of leaving, I think like 5 months is the longest I went. But eventually I always come back. Even when I was away I still thought about this place...." You can take the man out of 4chan, but you can't take 4chan out of the man"
>>29917107
>>29916883
It's fucked up....how do we leave?
Let's have a general night owl and nighttime feels thread.
Example:
>Why do you like the night more than the day?
Personally I'm less reserved at night and I suppose that's a good thing in our extroverted world; and ofc there is less people to bother me with their shit at night, so more time to myself.
>What do you like doing at night?
I tend to hit the gym around 9 during the weekdays as the feels/motivation is higher for me at night. I also enjoy taking night walks to look...
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>Why do you like the night more than the day?
It's nice and quiet, very comfy atmosphere. No loud noises outside, no people around. Feels like nothing exists outside of my room.
>What do you like doing at night?
I do all my job applications at night because I can actually concentrate without all the day noise. Sometimes I go for a walk to the corner store to buy snacks.
>>29916782
>day noise,
live in at city or what?
I feel ya on the snacks, ever see anything interesting on the walks?
>What do you like about the night more than the day
It sounds edgy but I really do enjoy the darkness more then the sunlight. Also >>29916782
>What do you like doing at night
Reading in the dark in my bed with a small desk lamp illuminating my book. I'm currently reading American Psycho
What do you Normiefornia robots think about your state?
Is California a good state to move to as an introverted, somewhat autistic robot?
Yeah, for the most part people leave you alone & there's lots to do, especially in LA & SD
There is a lot to do but you'll be constantly annoyed by all the normalfags. The good thing is that they leave you alone for the most part. (LA btw)
>>29916772
Fuck i just realized i wrote the same thing as you
Mb
I got drunk and asked my mom for a blow job in the hopes of bargaining her down to a hand job. We haven't talked since (3 days ago). I've been strategically leaving my room while she's out to avoid her. She politely declined me when I asked and pretended it was normal, but if it was normal she would have came and talked to me by now. There's no way to fix this, is there?
>>29916686
what the fuck is wrong with you
you're fucked buddy
maybe explain you were pissed drunk
>>29916686
ask your dad for a bj as well otherwise it would be weird. Do it in front of your mom and be all nonchalant about it
>it's another "incest fetish went too far" episode
Anyone remember that other anon who had his relationship with his mother pretty much destroyed after he grabbed her ass when he was drunk?