how does weed make you feel?
i'm 27 and neet and i never tried weed before, is it worth trying it out?
how? i have no friends...
please reply you fuckers
depends on the person
it relaxes you and enhances your senses so it makes things like listening to music or eating feel great. it can also help you gain new perspectives on things and think more creatively/abstractly. some cons of this are it can cause unpleasant thoughts to come to the forefront of your mind or make you anxious but that doesn't happen to most people.
>>28806286
Ive been smoking for the past few days pretty much non-stop, depends on the type but i smoke a hybrid, one type makes you relaxed as is good for pain, other type gets you "stoned" and mind high, just makes you feel like a really mild mushroom trip, can't accurately describe it, just try it if you want to know.
Just makes me feel calm and collected
I'm not allowed to order this prostitute because I'm African.
Think about that. All I want to do is lick her feet, but she says no blacks in her ad. I don't understand why I'm even alive. I already can't get a gf who is worth dating, and I'm not even allowed this respite.
http://huntsville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/insatible-tan-petite-blonde-brooke-now/14774145
Why am I not allowed to have fun? Did I do something wrong? I dual major in physics and math. I contribute to my local community. I got to a decent university. I vote....
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>it's a SJW trying to make us feel sorry for blacks episode
>>28806288
>everything is a SJW somehow
Ok then. Forget I even said anything
>>28806264
Say you're white, call 911 on her (have them come at the pre-arranged time), get her arrested for prostitution.
Only way to treat a roastie.
>work at a grocery store
>manager calls me into the office
>tells me I don't smile enough and that I look unhappy to be there all the time
>says I need to have a better attitude or I'll be written up
I can't pretend to be happy....
You can flex your facial muscles anon.
This is why people go on shooting sprees.
No, it's not enough that you have to do a bullshit minimum wage job, where the work environment probably sucks and so do your coworkers. It's not enough that the pay is shit, the hours are long, and the benefits are non-existent.
No, gotta SMILE while you slave away. Fuck these people.
>>28806263
just think of your happy place anon
Faces of /r9k/ thread? I wanna see what you robots look like.
>tfw rated 5/10 on /soc/ when the average there is 7/10
>>28806256
I've been posting a lot of pictures of myself on here lately.
OP here. Had a couple of girls interested in me, but suck at talking to cute girls when I'm crushing. The rest I didn't feel like dating. Pic related, is me
Hey /r9k/, I was thinking of trying a cool exercise for high synchronization between robot individuals.
This exercise involves the use of cannabis. If you are a cannabis smoker, this thread is for you.
So I am thinking of every robot listening to the song Roll It Up by Hucci at exactly 2 am and listening for the lyrics "2 am, summer night"
Once you hear those lyrics, post that you heard it in this thread and we'll see how many robots post at the same time.
Here's the video, we still have a good hour and a half, so in the meantime,...
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>>28806253
Furthermore if we get the synchronization right we might be in for all sorts of rewards!!
>>28806253
Hey guys, weedman elton jane back here.
Another hour and five minutes, yall pumped?
For what purposethis has been original
what the fuck am i doing here? who are you people/
>>28806229
We're all gawkers at the freaks, just like you.
No one here is actually one of the freaks.
We all just came to watch.
>>28806250
i am pretending too, kind of. are you not entertained?
>tfw you're not pretending anything
unless I'm just unaware of it
also hello OP
I am Sam L. Pitsworth
But you can call me SLP
Who do smart and pretty black girls waste themselves on black guys?
The cute black girls should be reserved for white men
>smart black girls
Anon, that's a contradiction.
>>28806242
Yeah, that's pretty funny man
>>28806208
>smart
>pretty
>black
>girls
Pick two
Why does everyone have a gf except me?
you're probably ugly or a nigger
>>28806109
m2m8.
fuck that shit, live alone die alone
>>28806122
What if i'm white and not terrible looking
>still having acne at 19
Fuck me.
Pic related.
Contributes to babyface
>>28806065
Iktf. Currently trying to get on accutane but they're not making it easy
>>28806065
>Snapchat
>""Fire"" used as a hip slur
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19 and you are whining? Try 25. All that's left for me to do is accutane. I wish I had never fallen for all the other "do x" memes.
So fellas, which board is the biggest dumbest cancer and why is it always /pol/?
widdle shitskwin got bwanned for pol did heee????
/pol/ would be better without the stormfront fags and mudslimes spamming shit 24/7
The funny sarcastic but sorta serious posts are the ones that keep that place alive.
>>28806028
/pol/ and /r9k/ both perfectly represent the downtrodden, left behind, excess disposable young western male. Perfectly.
What's up tonight, anons?
>>28806002
Juat browsing 4chan.
Made the decision to not go back to college next semester. Gonna get a job and move into an apartment with a fellow basement-dweller.
I'm happy, I guess.
>>28806002
What do you think?
>come home from 15 month deployment to Iraq.
>fought in Sadr City. real shit.
>finish my contract, leave the military, move back home and hook up with my HS crush
>she is super psyched that we finally got together after all these years, wants to introduce me to her friends
>takes me to her friends house, which is in a new subdivision...
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Drinking beer, trying to mooch friends off my one friend I have. Adding his 3DS friend code right now. I feel like this is one of the few chances I get to make friends.
Have you ever jerked off with someone else before?
on skype yeah
i regret it :/ im not gay i just like smooth butts desu
I tried, but my cousin wasn't into the idea.
>>28806013
I've done it over skype too, just not on cam. Too embarrassed to get naked. Was it a tricked kind of thing or did you just really like the smooth butt?
Since you robots are basically 3-4/10, why not date women in that range?
i would date legochan. i think she's pretty.
>robots
>wanting to date women
Pick one.
Reminder that robots don't want companionship.
Reminder that all the thirsty tfwnogf posters are just failed normalfags
Women in that range can hardly settle for male 7s.
Did you ever know a cool Chad? A Chad that even you liked?
i've met some really respectable Chads, they didn't gain any of their credit by being douchebags instead they got it by being honorable and friendly people
but the bad chads outweigh the good chads, it's just human nature I guess
I have a few friends that /r9k/ would consider to be Chads.
Hanging out with them is fun, but ultimately tiring. I have to put on a facade of being a normal person, with normie interests and normie experiences. But I have no choice. I have to become a normie, and hanging out with Chads is the best way to do that.
I met a guy who met and looked like a total chad, but did have legitimately serious problems with anxiety and depression. He's one of the most charismatic people I've ever met. I've still never beaten him in chess.
So I started going to church to hunt for a virgin GF.
Found 3 so far all virgins, and they're willing to hang out with me because I'm the only Christian guy who goes to the gym.
Anybody got any advice on dealing with Christian girls?
> I lied about being a Christian, I'm atheist.
You're do lucky, I've been desperately looking for virgin girls and not a single fucking one at my church.
>>28805749
Basically expect them to be exactly like nonreligious girls. The only exception to that are the women that are serious about their religious beliefs; trust me when I say you will identify them very easily.
>>28805828
Jehovahs witnesses bruh they will not fuck till married