Is there something in this world that is not a meme?
Pretty girls ride on the backs of men, who slave for wages, that are given to them by jews, who serve the illuminati, who run the world.
That girl is very attractive.
Wouldhold handswith.
>>28810173
if it stew from human conciusness then it's a meme, any meme is a "genetic" idea finding ways ways to reproduce.
>Can't sleep after stressful day
>Go for walk outside at 5am
>Wearing headphones, walk back home
>Neighbor I don't talk to is out with dogs
>Dogs freak the fuck out, startle me
>She's staring at me as I walk by, dogs are barking
>Feel bad
>Say "sorry to upset you, pups."
>She...
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>>28810143
kill your neighbor because shes obviously fucking useless
Ignore it until they explicitly name you. Once they name you, calmy explain the situation and tell them they have nothing to fear and that you'll gladly give an answer to they questions and further remarks if they have any.
>>28810143
Go to the police and tell them you're being stalked and harassed
>tfw no imouto to go to the park with
>tfw no imouto to sit on my lap while we play on the swing
>tfw no imouto to cuddle up on my lap as i wrap my jacket around her on a cold winter day
>tfw no imouto to share earphones with while we listen to music
>tfw no imouto to take out to her favorite place to eat
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I don't think 3D imoutos do anything like that.
>no cute imouto
>no childhood friend
>no busty onee-chan
literally what's the point of living on this earth?
>>28810118
>>no cute imouto
>>no childhood friend
>>no busty onee-chan
>tfw completely alone
>25th May 2016
>>28810106
How the fuck is the year half over already? What the FUCK?
>>28810106
>graduation day was 4 years ago
>>28810106
>>28810146
We've got no place to go but up lads
>have an ingrown hair on the base of my dick
>there is a small bump at the spot
>it hurts when I touch it
>can't masturbate anymore
Someone should just kill me already.
this is my worst nightmare
can't you pull it out with some tweezers or some shit?
>>28810063
Talk to a fucking doctor you faggot!
>>28810569
I haven't talked with a doctor for 4 years. No idea if I should go to one.
>>28810560
I don't know, I don't want to hurt my dick.
im a virgin who is almost 21 years old
im usually thinking im straight but im almost always disgusted by the look of the human vagina
but at the same time other female bodyparts arouse me
are there other robots who feel this way ?
do you think this feeling of disgust would vanish if i saw it irl ?
Do you mean like close-ups? Because a vagina in itself is not that visually arousing, no. But in the context of the female body it is.
Look at this picture - do you find yourself wishing she had a dick instead? If so you might be gay, if not it's probably normal
>>28810062
I had and still have this problem. I'm in a relationship and yes they are better IRL and especially if it's shaved but all in all vaginas are pretty gross, they often produce discharge (cottage chesse looking stuff on your fingers) they smell like fish. They look horrendous like a wound. They are very hard to pleasure. I think I'm turning gay or at least bi because it's fucking gross to look at. Only way I cum when we are fucking is if I'm choking her or if I'm looking at my rock hard cock
>>28810131
That position is arousing as fuck tho
>get cute half Asian half white gf a few days ago
>have average sized cock
>while fucking her today realized her vagina isn't very deep
>she's super tight
>I'm the second guy that's ever hit it
>tfw my 5.5inch cock can hit her uterus easily
Feels good man.
>get qt3.14 never-been-kissed, shy, self-conscious, animu watching, vidya playing Asian gf
>Take her out on motorcycle rides and as soon as the ass is off the seat it's on my face
>>28810605
>animu watching, vidya playing Asian gf
im sorry dude. but not all is bad i guess
>>28809970
Pic unrelated all that thickness belongs to Sinn sage
Do you like black people?
>>28809964
All niggers must hang and all kikes must burn
Yeah, they're about the same as goblins desu. White niggers and black niggers are the racest closes to each other genetically, based on all available genetic evidence.
>>28809964
I don't have a problem with them, gypsies on the other hand....
I'm a time traveler that has come back from the 2052.
Ask me anything.
what is dark matter?
who did 9/11?
also a time traveler i just need to check if your real.
>>28809945
how has shitposting evolve?
what is the robowaifu status? is are robowaifus a thing?
>>28809976
has WW3 happened yet in your time?
who wins mayweather vs mcgregor?
https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/G92Q9JF
Little brothers school survey - raid
OK, btw you have to be 18 to post here we all know you don't have a little brother.
Go to/b/ underage B&
Fuck off to /trash/ with this shit.
Mum:
>The conditioner seems to go a lot faster than the shampoo
When I was younger I use to fap in the shower using shampoo.
Parents always complained about the shampoo finishing so fast.
Since I stopped doing that a single shampoo lasts for 3-6 months, instead of 2-3 weeks.
>>28809903
>>28809938
>fapping in the shower
I don't know why but water hitting my dick is a complete boner kill
I used to always steal Ma's shampoo. It made my hair feel great afterwards.
Good morning, wagecuck.
Time to spend a really nice day slaving away.
Another day, another dollar.
>>28809868
Sup NEETfam
>>28809868
Thisis a really nice day.
NEET here, feels great to be up at 7 AM and watch the normie wagecucks drive off to work while I can lounge all day!
What's the closest you got to losing your virginity, robots?
>be college junior
>midterms are finally over
>female friend has come over
>she's been dumped by her boyfriend
>she's completely drunk
>take advantage of the situation
>we make out for a while
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>I talked to a girl
That's the closest I've gotten so far.
>>28809817
>I talked to a girl in class
>hugged her before going home from summer break
Everyone had to hug eachother before leaving school that day. That's the most female interaction I've ever had.
I wish I wasn't born.
>Find girl from Tinder
>Nice, hot, tall
>Date for a while
>We go to her appartment
>Both of our voices are sultry and slurring
> Rocking that boner
>She's horny too
>is this real life.png
>Climb on top of her
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What percentage of your daily time does fap take? Are you capable of controlling the urges? Do you enjoy it every time? Just tell your story.
>I personally fap every day, after work, maybe spend jerking off and surfing for porn about 3-4 hours total. Yeah I'm a bit weak-minded.
Fapping is basically the only thing I do on my free time. I am edging on average about 8 hours a day. I order custom videos, stories, and pictures which gives me something to look forward to. Since I live with my parents, I essentially work to make my faps better. Right now I am in a good edging session since I made a Twitter and discovered a fuck ton of foot fetish stuff that doesn't really exist anywhere else. Feet are the only thing I get off to btw.
I've come across a lot of 18-22 y/o dommes on Twitter and most of them post a lot of feet because I guess...
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>>28809785
Jesus christ man. Go see a therapist and get off porn. Holy shit
>>28809785
>edging
This. Is. What makes me kill tons of hours. But the happy ending is worth it.
Who here has abusive parents?
25 years old here and it's still going on and getting worse.
First thing in the morning I'm getting yelled at and called every name in the book. What's pissing me off, they think I lie all the time, it's getting so old I can be telling the truth and still be treated like shit. I've been putting applications since I've quit my job any they're calling me a liar telling me I haven't put in any applications and don't want to do anything. I'm so tired this shit.All over me not admitting to something...
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Abusive parents or push over child?
>>28809696
Plus they'd beat the shit out of me as a kid, and the emotional abuse was worse. They even let family, and family friends physically abuse me. THey haven't helped me, they refuse to see who I am as a person, my goals anything.
>>28809727
Things have became bad again, like it was when I was a kid, my dad and brother everyday constantly berate, intimidate and beat up on me on a daily basis.
I remember my dad letting my uncle punch me over and over in the head as a kid for spilling a drink, then gave him a high five after wards for being my ass. He let a 24 year old coke head strike a 5 year old kid in the head over and over.