Why would I do something I don't want to do?
This the kot thread or what
>>29917895
do something i would why should i?
>>29917895
Kot thread yes
>tfw 28 and got my first job last week
>already want to quit
>>29917498
Why don't you just become my gf then?
>>29917498
What is so bad about the work?
>>29917545
aww that's cute.
Then you can both live off of your parents together.
sup ro/bro/ts let me tell you something
i have a fetish for small cocks, i fucking love small cute tiny cocks getting sucked it make me all rock hard but i never find enough pics.
Do you have any to share? any personal stories about small cocks?
>>29917487
is 5.9 inches small?
>>29917487
Any more op, preferable of face and boipussy?
>>29917534
Its called an asshole you fag kill yourself
Does it matter where you go to university? Shitty state school vs. MIT/Princeton/Stanford, for example.
>>29917401
Depends on the degree and employer, but generally yes it does matter.
depends on your goals. From my experience only Oxford and Harvard guarantee you a good job no matter what you do.
>>29917401
between shitty state school and MIT, yes
between good state school (Berkeley) and cornell, no
between average state school (UCSD) and duke, probably
Reminder that if you have a positive canthal tilt no female that looks you in the eyes will feel turned on by you.
Do you have a positive tilt? If so, post ITT to cry
>>29917386
ayy lmao
quick making shit up, brother
occipital buns is where it's at
if you don't have neanderthal genes you're essentially a subhuman
>>29917386
The fuck, i have never heard of that
But i have long eyelashes as a male tho but arabs have better eyelashes than me;_;
mine is neutral
i miss her so much /r9k/. Tell me your favorite memories of her.
>>29917362
She never was to start with.
literally she was great until she became obsessed with her career and decided she'd be happier alone. Kind of rough considering I've been with her for like over a decade.
>>29917412
>decided she'd be happier alone
>he fell for that excuse
Bruh, women don't actually like being alone. Chances are she was tired of you and wanted a Chad to fuck.
How much would an escorting Lexi cost?
she is fat now and much past her prime.
i think she can get away with $1000/half hour
where do you find escort services onlinr?
i always love looking at them for a laugh
a crunchwrap supreme
>He has long nails
literally fucking disgusting tbqh
>>29917328
>Long greasy hair past shoulder length
>Metal band t-shirts
>walmart jeans
>shitty running shoes
>>29917328
>he plays video games
>he calls himself a gamer
>he built his own gaming pc
>>29917356
>flawless conditioned and blow dryed hair past shoulders.
>metal band shirts, but with aesthetic groovy Hawaiian shirts over them.
>Walmart slim fit slacks
>socks and flip flops
Also OP, I bite my nails down far, so I have very short nails.
What's the most shameful thing you've masturbated to
>>29917282
>What's the most shameful thing you've masturbated to
dad
https://e621.net/post/show/640324/anus-butt-candy-derpah-diamond_tiara_-mlp-earth_po
>>29917282
>tfw fapped to the hiv temptation captions again
I keep saying I won't do it again
I'm planning a film.
I need 1-3 people to help me with it. It's going to be about hitchhiking and traveling on trains.
I'm so fucking sick of being a NEET. I planned to join the military but due to complications that isn't happening yet. I am getting a job to save for this doc/film idea and I plan to actually do it.
Any NEETs here who hate their lives and want to die? I need a cameraman or (not required) another dude to travel with me.
How do you plan to monetize this?
>>29917316
Internet campaign, viral shit. It will be free but supporting through crowdfunding (pre filming) will be encouraged. Ad revenue on the video itself. Selling physical copies to donors, in a best case scenario. Best best case scenario, get a video streaming site to pick it up for a cycle.
will you put it on youtube?
>mfw I literally hacked reality and found a way to get my full rocks off on a fetish, in public, with cute beautiful girls, for free, and it's completely legal.
this would be the equivalent to a footfag being able to walk the streets of his neighborhood markets during the hottest days of the season and able to look and gaze and sniff each and every single pair of qt he would dare too and get away with it completely
>have small penis humiliation fetish
>walk into cvs or walmart...
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>>29917245
Only flaw I see with this is that I've never seen an attractive woman work for CVS or walgreens
>>29917245
>tfw house filled with tiny condoms
>tfw never gonna use them on qt ladies
>>29917288
I live in socal. lots of qt white girls, asians, and latinas work the cashiers just like they hide all the landwhales and beaners in the back doing the real work
>tried overdosing (prescription drugs) to kill myself
>didn't die
how were your past days /r9k/
>od on pills
What are you, a fucking woman?
>>29917262
yes actually
i dont want to buy a gun or a noose it would look to suspicious
>>29917274
>buying a rope
>suspicious
fuck off roastie, attentionwhore elsewhere
>tfw fell in love with boss
>tfw get paid shit but work hard and stay there just to make her proud
>one time she started smiling directly at me
>I gave her a wink
>turns out she was smiling a customer's child that was doing some silly shit and I looked like a retard
My boss is so cute and she has the nicest ass. Im so autistic I want to kill myself. How do test if she likes me?
>>29917171
How long have you worked there?
We managers are prohibited from displaying affection towards those we are above. It goes against policy and if corporate finds out, she will be transferred.
>>29917209
Couple months
>>29917215
What about outside of work?
Found this while on my daily woods walk to get some solitude. Is he one of us?
Why are toads so fucking awesome looking?
>>29917175
Evolution
Oregano
>>29917149
Yes
Take him home
Why did 2007 kill everything? Video games, movies, anime, TV, america, the economy, global stability, the internet, it all collapsed around this time.
>>29917132
Big bang theory came out, "le random" humour followed soon, followed by "gamer girs" and "Geek" """"culture"""". Fucking hell, we should prevent 2007 from ever happening.
>>29917132
6/6/06 was the day the world was meant to end.
Humanity didn't let the world end. We ignored the significance of the unholy 666 and went on with our day. The evil, released yet ignored, then seeped into the very fibers of our reality. Over the next 6 months the evil, the pestilence, the penance, the end infected everything. Though because it is less concentrated it is taking longer.
Because the effects of the evil were so slow we didn't realize what was happening until post 2007 and the world...
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>>29917211
>>>/x/
Autismo.