Do you have little brothers? Do you get along with them?
I do, he's 13. He's a little shit though and we don't get along. It's a shame because we used to be really close, and he's cute, I used to and still have a thing for him.
>>28816733
Are you a guy or a girl?Any wincest stories?
>>28816711
I have a little brother. 14 years old.
Would die for him. Bit of an autist though.Not that I'm not more of one
I want to die and I'm sick of living in this broken world
I've been depressed for 90% of my life but my family thinks I'm a success and I will break their hearts if I kill myself
I don't to ruin their lives just because I hate mine, I wish I could end my life without hurting them.
all of you are such weak faggot, but muh my family. Dude youre dead then anyway, if would want to kill yourself you already would have done it. When i killed myself i just did it. jumped straight out the window, fuck my family. Am dead now and have never been better.
>muh family
aside from that
the vague hope of getting to a point where i can feel some form of happiness
the slim chance of getting to touch some boobs
my interest in movies keeps me distracted
>>28817157
boobs dont feel that amazing anyway, ass is way nicer. If its such mundane things "keeping you alive" your wish to kill yourself cant be that strong.
hey /r9k/ i need your help.
i know this probably isnt the best place to come but ive seen a bunch of other people being helped in the past so i thought fuck it, i may as well try here.
basically, this person i know from the few gathering/ parties ive been to has been speaking to me and we got onto the topic of festivals. the conversation was going alright i guess up until that last message from her. i for whatever reason didnt reply and now its been a while since we last spoke.
what should i message her?
i was thinking just continuing the convo and saying...
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>>28816453
Just pretend nothing happened, don't make an excuse. Just start talking to her again without saying anything like that.
Don't acknowledge it, just start the conversation again
Also ask her out within the week, don't wait too long
>>28816453
heres the second part of the convo
Is this really what my future will be? God damn it anons.
It's fairly accurate, especially the part about how you lose all interest in your hobbies, especially video games.
>>28816451
32 here, this is about right if not in details, then certainly in life-arc.
But then the old friends start getting divorced, and this helps to cheer you up just the tiniest bit. :^)
>"IF you don't turn into a normalfag"
>starts off by not going into college
There's your first mistake
Post ITT if your mom is alpha as fuck with stories.
>eating at overpriced restaurant with family because we had a Groupon
>food is good, but the service is horseshit
>get the bill
>my mom notices an "appetizer tax" that is separate from the normal tax on the bill
>obviously, this is just not going to be reported as tax. They're just going to pocket the money.
>she reports...
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>>28816352
Don't remember any stories but my mom just knows whats up and she's a great person overall. And my dad is amazing too. I'm really glad to have my parents in general.
>>28816352
I thought I should tell another quick story
>tell my mom that I'm being bullied by this kid in middle school
>she spends a little time doing research for me on this kid and his family with phone calls
>finds out that the kids mom left them
>she says "you know what to do"
>on the bus, the kid starts messing with my hair again from the seat behind...
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>Be me
>Young, 6ish
>Younger brother breaks lego ship
>Complain to mom
>Beats me with spoon till i bleed from the ears
>"Stop complaing anon"
I love my mom
Why do so many people that hate this site still browse it everyday for hours on end? Don't give me the same old meme responses of 'YOU'RE HERE FOREVER!' because if you guys didn't actually like this place you wouldn't come to it. Or maybe you guys actually like the hatred? Which is it?
>>28816345
>not liking hatred
>not being fueled by it
GTFO NORMALFAG!
>>28816345
Because we have nowhere else to go and have exhausted all other forms of entertainment to the point where we just sit there staring into space. At least here we see other people in the same position as us, maybe that helps some, maybe that gets a laugh out of others, whatever it is it's different, and that's what matters.
>>28817076
What a sad existence.
>wake up
>legs, arms and head cold and numb
>brain throbbing ( painless )
What happened?
do you have epilepsy?.. well you do now.
>>28816314
I woke up feeling like that today too.
>>28816337
Explain
>>28816371
completely numb?
>finally get GF
>first time sex about to happen
>dick is throbbing
>grab GF by hair and push her down and put my cock in her face
>EWWW IM NOT GONA SUCK YOUR DICK! we're going to have NORMAL sex, not FAKE porno sex
pic related, what i expected, why does my real life have to always end up so disappointing, it's like i just can't win, there's always a catch
>>28816251
>has first gf
>expects hardcore porn shit to go down
wew lad
>>28816300
a blowjob is "hardcore porn shit"
wat
im 28 and shes 26.
>>28816317
you need more GBP for that (Tyrone has infinite GBP)
/pol/ is making fun of us again
>>>/pol/75060330
>>28816199
Good, because you deserve all deserve it
>>28816199
>father actually tries to meet the son halfway and help him
>all the son does is cry like a little bitch
Are you really this pathetic /r9k/?
Reminder that /pol/ is satire and you should consider people who take it seriously as mentally challenged
hello I would like a norwegian fembot loser neet gf to be miserable with
e-egentlig?
>>28816242
Ja! er du qt?
har du hasj
How do we solve the /pol/cuck problem? Since /pol/ is the biggest dumbest cancer on here.
>>28816174
I mean these threads really bring out /pol/ if anything, I think pol mostly likes to believe they have an overwhelming majority presence on most other boards, which may or may not be true, but as a result the best thing to really do is not make threads dedicated to disputing their views because then they come out the wood work to defend their stances.
u got triggered cuck
try tumblr
>>28816202
OP is a fag who wants this to happen, thats the point of the post.
you are getting a burger late at night and this girl and her friends come in to the store, they are clearly high and drunk from a night of partying.
you approach her to ask the time and before you get a word out she says 'sorry, not interested', and turns the other way.
how do you react?
>>28816138
>you approach her to ask the time
I fucking wouldn't.
I'd jump out of the nearest window for my own safety.
She is *waaaaaaay* too spooky.
>>28816138
Set the spook gauge to maximum and cleanse my body with holy water.
I'd probably ask one of her friends, like trap-jaw or beastman.
Made one of these a couple of weeks back. I've basically given up at this point and am totally fucked.
Who else /alevel/ and what subjects?
Biology
Technology
Media
I'm also totally and utterly fucked, what are your plans anons?
>>28816800
OP btw. Biology, Maths and Chemistry.
I plan on going to uni but it's becoming increasingly less likely.
>>28816881
Good luck, I've already opted to take a gap year
What exam board are you?
I'm CCEA
I've noticed tripfriends are always posting the best replies, even when anons reply with raging "Kill yourself" messages.
Stupid reply
Give (you) please
It's kind of like any other forum in a way, when you're held accountable for what it is you say you tend to perhaps think your post through a little more whereas when you're just anonymous you can shitpost.
Every tripfag seems to be an even bigger loser than most anons. Do any tripfags on this board even have a job?
>ywn smell or lick these
>>28816073
>ever in your life
>>28816073
>footfags
Fucking original
>>28816073
>>28816085
who is that originally?