>tfw mama finds the poop siphon
>momma found the macaroni cum rag
>>28817179
>Dog found the cat
>mom found the piss barrow
Is it bad if I sit on my bed dressed in the clothes I go out with?
>>28817129
Get a fuckin hobby dude
>>28817129
yes
please tell me you dont wear shoes at home or in bed
They are probably really dirty from public transportation and uncomfy
get yourself some comfy sweatpants and snuggle under your blanket anon~
Who here has changed their diet? I saw a big weight drop since cutting out soda and alcohol, even more so when going on a balanced diet.
>>28817064
rough calorie intake is 600 a day now
i like the dizzy feeling
>>28817136
Wait until you really start to like it.
>fast 3 days a week
>puke 3 days a week
>eat day a week
>>28817064
I gave up soda a few years ago. At the time I weight 240 and I've lost most of it since. Besides, cold water goes with anything.
I actually spent a couple hours yesterday hanging out with my crush, everything went better than expected
So what do now? How often should I text her? How often is too often?
>>28817052
Bumping because i would love to know the answer
>>28817052
Don't double post to her unless a day has past but make sure you have a reason. Also don't get offended if she forgets to text back. A lot of people read a text, decide to answer later, then forget. Doesn't mean she hates you.
Also ask her to hang out but not like every day. It's creepy. Just talk to her and then invite to hang sometime later in the week or more ideally the weekend if that can be managed.
Are you ever going to grow up?
>>28817022
Define grow up
>>28817046
getting fucked in your ass
>>28817046
Act like an adult
Get an education/job
Find a girl
live responsibly
etc
Why are women always showing cleavage but get upset when you look at it?
They're only upset if you look at it. They love it if Chad looks at it.
>>28817086
Your answer right the fuck there
>>28817016
They don't. They get upset if that's the only thing you look at when you interact with them.
>EWWWWWW!! CREEP!
when will they learn?
Are you fucking kidding me???? She just made senior engineer pay per hour.
Who fucking gives a shit, he gave you $50 to continue your stupid worthless bullshit, why is that creepy????
>>28817007
Shouldn't she censor his credit card number or something
Reminder that being ugly is the only sin
>psychiatrist appointment in around a month
>one month waiting and doing nothing besides feeling shit
Smoke some crack to kill time
>>28817192
I rather stay with weed and i cant really smoke it when i feel like shit
Well then, why dont you hang yourself?
If I don't answer any more calls from work will they eventually let me go?
They already did.
Just fucking give your two weeks you goddamn retard
I'll never understand people who quit jobs any other way
>>28817025
this
its unthinkable people do anything else
What's your favorite song on blurryface? I like Fairly Local :)
>>28816901
Get out of here with this shit.
Brand New is the whinny depressing pop rock winner.
I like Stressed Out desu senpai.
>>28816901
Lane Boy is great
Okay, /r9k/, I have an idea so stupid that it cannot not work. I've got this idea by playing pen and paper role-playing games. Okay, let's begin.
>no experience with girls
>doesn't want to get humiliated trying by unsensitive bitches
You may already have figured out where I'm going at. The answer is.....ROLE PLAYING!
You just get a generous chad or whatever friend and have him pretend he is a girl which you have the intent of hitting on.
This way, not only you explore possible...
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breddy gewd
I'll be damned if this does not have potential
Why don't you just ask a femanon to pretend to be your gf and help you out?
Who here likes black metal?
The most /r9k/ of genres
DSBM master race here
>"Anon, what music do you like?"
Panic.png
Power electronics is more /r9k/ i think.
Black metal is good too though, Im really into paysage d'hiver and Dissection right now.
>>28816834
Oh God this.
>what are you always listening to anon?
>Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Led Zeppelin
>everyone thinks I like classic rock
>>28816834
>>"Anon, what music do you like?"
I fear this question too often around normalfags
>Amerifats claim that Canada is irrelevant and America is best
>Get this response (pic related)
Lol you people are pathetic and have no pride in yourselves.
Remind me again why Canada is the cuck country when you all think like this about yourselves?
Haha fat dumb fucks.
>>28816807
Bumping for American tears
>>28816807
LOOOL AMERICANS CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH
HAHAHAHAAA
>>28816807
Come out come out Amerifats
Come out to plaaaaaaaaaaay
>you will never be rich
How does this make you feel?
> tfw you will never be poor
sall good nigga
Like a challange.
> have computer
> have house
> have food
> can travel every year
Literally rich as fuck just by existing in europe
>mommy finds your first real bong
What was the bong's name, anon
How or why did the name come to you (or, did you yourself choose the name)
And how the fuck did you get weed despite being socially retarded
>schakal
>a Lacrimosa song of the same name
>tight-knit group of 2 other rejects from middle school
>>28816765
I was cheap and just mooched off my friend, never bought any smoking paraphernalia
>>28816765
I think it said Fanta on it. I dunno it's long gone.
>naming a piece
Why? also buying a piece was always too risky since I lived with other people, so I just used the old apple strategy
>how did i get weed
My coworkers smoked so I just asked them who they bought from and texted that guy