>tfw no group of 5 qt blondes to laugh at you while they make you sniff and lick their assholes one by one and mockingly ask you if you like the way it tastes
Butt on the left is pretty weak
>>28827740
agreed senpai. here's a better one
postin some butts until my fellow asslick fetish bros show up
Anyone got stories of grils spilling their spaghetti?
>be me
>witness a girl spilling her spaghetti
post a nice phat white mature ass and I will post some
>>28827712
>be me
>see girl spill her spaghetti
>it was cute
Which Big Bang character are you?
Fuck you, this is designed to make us reer at that comment we always get "you are just like that sheldon guy from big bang xD"
Apparently I'm the poo in loo
>>28827704
I'm Amy.
I'm a fucking girl? Lame.
How do I feel the power of GOD?
I want to know how to feel the power of GOD. Tell me right now, I know you have the answers to this.
>>28827699
love is all u need
>>28827699
Stand in the middle of a field, naked, during a severe thunderstorm.
>>28827699
Go to a church/mosque/temple and fully submit emotionally and spiritually to everything they are saying. Or do drugs.
Low testosterone is probably why you are here instead of improving yourself. It also explains all the trap threads
my height and my low T level and small penis make me realize that God wanted me to kill myself all along
>ring finger shorter than index finger
i'm a freak.
>>28827445
Interesting. But my index is shorter than my ring and im a girly, unathletic, trap so idk.
>Want to grow a beard
>Physically incapable of it because hair just comes in patchy and give me a neckbeard
JUST
>tfw no Jake Gyllenhaal beard
Maybe someday anon....
>>28827974
That dude is blessed with everything except talent.
>>28828007
DELETE THIS
oreganoally
is eating a whole large pizza in one sitting really even that bad for you if it only has 1 topping + cheese?
>>28827340
Yes it is unless you burn enough energy to get away with it
I normally eat a medium pizza by myself + wings + cinna stix.
I only do that like once every month or so, more if I'm sad.
calculate your TDEE (google it).
Some days when im feelin shit i eat only a spinich alfredo pizza which is 2200cal, but my tdee is 2200,
Food women eat
Well what else are we supposed to eat to keep our pussies smelling nautical?
> tfw when shrimp
> tfw when women wont eat you
>>28827389
>when when
>Ana is our angel, we are sooooooooo glad GOD gifted us with her
>>28827317
What the actual fuck, is that real?
THANKS FOR NOT ABORTING ME MOM
>>28827317
>GREETINGS MORTAL
>ARE YOU READY TO DIE?
Who here set for the night in shitposting ?
Weeb drinks and snacks
is that a thinkpad anon
>>28827352
ids a thinkpad T430
Damn now *I* want weeb drinks and snacks real bad. Perhaps I will go to the grocery store and get some...
I'm too cynical to believe in anything now, but for most of my life I was obsessed with the paranormal.
I just wanted to believe that magic, divination, ghosts, conspiracies and all that shit was real. I guess I was so sick of reality that I wanted there to be more to the world.
All I got out of it was a pack of tarot cards (can't do readings, lol) and a few failed "spells."
Anyone relate? Or do you still believe in spooks?
Remember, steel fuel can't melt jet beams
>>28827306
God's and magic are real but the vast majority of people can never gain access to those powers. That's what makes them interesting.
>>28827306
I feel like it is the hubris of man to think there is nothing more than he can see or prove. As an old philosopher once said, I do not think I know what I do not know.
You guys really believe that after a certain point it's hopeless to believe you can make a turnaround in your life?
>>28827228
Yeah.
25.
Absolutely. If you haven't had sex by the time you're 17 you should fucking kill yourself.
There is a point in life where you might as well just kill yourself. If you haven't made any attempt to improve or haven't improved by the age of 22-25 you can safely kill yourself and you'll have done the right thing.
>fell for the fat gf meme
>>28827197
The interesting thing about falling for the fat girl meme is that you learn just how little 99% of people actually take the fat acceptance movement seriously.
>parents always told me never to criticize a woman's weight, or judge her based on her appearance, and to date someone for who they are
>once I start dating a fat girl, they both constantly berate me for it
>constantly tell me things like: "Think of...
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>>28827197
I'm a massive beta who uses fat bitches for degrading oral sex and then cuts off all contact.
>>28827197
there is a sucker born every minute. Smh.
Anybody else just walk from town to town doing odd jobs?
Im in my 7th year of wandering,i plan 3 more years worth of it. Just stay in a town for about 3 moths each and move on to the next.
Just odd jobs and sometimes shady things, nothing else really.
sounds cool if we lived in a movie
unfortunately we don't and it just sounds unnecessarily tiresome and frustrating
>>28827165
it really is, and i hate it. But after a while you learn to accept it
planning on doing this anon if next year doesnt work out in my favor. I've had enough of this rollercoaster ride, and I'd like to at least live for once before an heroing
So you've finally decided to go full autismo and captured a person to torture. You were extremely careful and no one will suspect you were the abductor. You were not seen by anyone nor did you happen to be recorded on some stray security camera that will end up being coming back to haunt you. The only way you'd get caught is if you choose to get caught.
So now that you've got your victim, well secured, and unable to escape despite their best efforts, what do you do to them? What are some of your sickest and most brutal ideas for torture? No one is going...
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I'd just wing it
They'd be female of course, I can't get off to torturing a guy
That's one of the most creative torture methods I've seen in a while. Any reason why you picked the ass of all places?
As many people as I want? I choose the entire female sex. I get every ugky male ever and let them have their way with these whores. Then I pour acid on their faces. Finally, I put them in pairs and put a small chain in between them, put them underwater with something to hold the chain in place, and one must drown the other to survive. I keep doing this until there is one woman left alive. I then rape her and shoot her in the face eith a .44 magnum.