Describe your perfect videogame guys
Open world MMO FPS with merchants, vehicles, and base building
Or something like this but with pirates instead with customizable ships and a focus on ship combat and sword combat.
VR full body piloting WWII aircraft with battle simulations and multi-player mode. Also realistic effects on the controls and realistic sounds and graphics.
A properly done sequel or reboot of FEAR.
I don't know what's so hard with making a decent fps game with good gunplay nowadays.
ITT
your mom and your girlfriend switch bodies like in the movie Freaky Friday. the only way they switch back is if you fuck one of them. what do u do
>>28829788
Threesome
Super original comment coming through
>>28829788
Fuck my mom in my gf's body, because its the logical answer that the woman will come to.
But after my mom has experienced romance with her baby, she'll want it in the real world too.
That way I get my gf AND my mom after she gets back into her body.
>your girlfriend
Fuck off buttface
>Over 30 years old
>sinking realization world culture is no longer focused on your satisfaction
>30 years old
are you a fucking retard?
Should've realized that over a decade ago
Modern culture is fucking garbage. Even the young people think this; that's why Anime is so popular.
Deep feel yo
But you do understand, that with the way the world works now, it will probably change.
Culture will be whatever makes money. There will be older people who will be ready to spend money, on themselves and not their kids.
What is your current BF/GF like?
What do you like most about them?
What do you like least about them?
Any plans for the future with them?
I'll start
>Grill
>Black
>Jewish
>Canadian
>very sweet
>curves in the right places
>very smart
>very understanding
>Is as perverted...
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>grill
>white
>extremely pretty with make up on, much less striking without
>average height and curvy
>charming and flirty
>forward and not afraid of confrontation
>has multiple substance abuse problems, as do i
>I love her charisma. I've never met anyone with a personality as electric as hers.
>I...
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>>28829808
>But I know deep down that this will not end well.
What makes you say this? If you trully love her, you can try your best at overcoming obstacles if you must.
>girl
>2D
>cute
>lewd
>won't betray me unless it's what we're roleplaying
>hates Chad more than me
>plays vidya with me
>isn't crazy
>loves me
You can't go wrong with 2D
Sitting outside McDonald's in my car, job interview in 5 minutes
Wish me luck
>>28829622
Look him in the eye, shake his hand, and ask for the job.
good luck, OP
smash the fuck outta your NEEThood
>blurry photograph with what looks like "capital" scrawled on a gray van , diagonally flanked by the McDonald's arches while OP waits to venture into the rain and join the other wageslaves
Poetry, anon. Poetry.
>remove my spacebar because it pops right off they said
>now it won't clip back on properly
>decide to contact Geek Squad since they're close by
>ask white boy if they can put it back on for me
>this fucker starts bullshitting me the entire way through
>he ends up not responding to me with the mandated farewell after he gets btfo
How miserably does someone have to be...
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Are you some sort of retard?
>>28829634
There's no reason for him to be acting like a fucking retarded dick.
I know for a fact that I wasn't being autistic.
>mfw rich people have problems
Truly one of the greatest feels I have experienced in my life.
>>28829595
How do they deal with it?
Rich people are still superior to you. Also, their problems are usually basic shit.
>>28829595
>have everything I need to survive, stability, luxuries, any material object I need
>no access to any sort of human emotional bond, completely alone, buying things to make yourself believe you are happy then realize that its never gonna work
>tfw rather be poor with good social life tbqh
>be me
>try to fap to something more degeneret then usual
>bbc on trap porn
>in the middle of fapping
>suddenly all the fans go to 100% and the screen goes literaly black
>pull the cable off the pc to shut it down
>be like "what the fuck was this ,was this god?"
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>>28829535
good lord almighty
brings back my faith in god back but then i realizie hes a racist
continued:
>the candies fall all over the floor
>"no way" I think to myself
>I look down and see the sprawled candies spell out a sentence
>"Traps are gay, faggot"
I am now a straight Christian man /r9k/
Is TayTay the perfect aryan goddess?
Why is Taylor Swift the far right's pop icon? It's fucking stupid.
>>28829487
she pretty close fampai. For some reason TayTay triggers the neckbeards though.
her feet aren't very good DESU. i don't like her toes.
I did it guys, an old girl I knew from highschool tried to reconnect with me after 2 years of no contact because she had been slutting it up and all those guys wanted nothing to do with her after sex. She thought she run back to me to be her emotional tampon, but I told her I don't want to be friends with a slut and told her I knew about her recent exploits. She freaks out and sends me a paragraph about how it's HER sex life and EVERYONE is doing it and she was aloud to make mistakes.
I haven't responded since she sent me that. I know how it feels for...
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Good for you m8
oregano
Post the paragraph m9. I wanna see how roasties talk
>>28829543
This porfavor.
Ask a robot who is 7'4" anything.
I'm just enjoying some nigger crispies and my hand in comparison.
You play in the NBA?
>>28829575
Nope. I am a NEET.
>>28829381
how big is your penis?
this is an original comment
So is it true that if you're in a relationship (as a man) and cry or show any weakness that your gf will pretty much lose interest in you or cuck you? Or is the whole thing a meme?
Pic unrelated.
if shes below a 6/10 you can save yourself if you're manly enough
if shes above a 7/10 you're fucked anyways. she'll leave you for chad for good. the 6/10 will just sleep with chad and then come back to her senses when chad doesnt respond to her texts.
Just don't do it
Cry alone, if you have to
Only woman you can cry to is your mother, and even then you should be careful
>>28829286
>cry
yeah, don't do that
A robot: Age 7 to 49
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBS3_G7NhHg
Seems like this would be intriguing if I could understand what it is
>>28829365
Part of a documentary, where they followed up different people every seven years.
>>28829422
What documentary then my dude
I think the body acceptance movement is mostly a good thing, but...
I noticed that whenever people talk about body acceptance, they only really are talking about the woman side of things, yet both genders feel self-conscious about their bodies, both genders are judged for their physical appearances.
It's like the male experience of suffering is seen as less important, or it's assumed that men are better able to cope with hardship, and that is bullshit considering most suicides are done by men.
Men, too, have body image issues and if women are constantly re-assured...
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>>28829230
>I think the body acceptance movement is mostly a good thing
yeah, no
>>28829230
if men needed to be treated like women, or were treated like women are they would no longer be men. And if men aren't men, what kind of world would this be?
Why would a man want to be treated like a lady. Go get a sex change then. Men are men, they should be treated like men, not treated like a delicate flower that needs to be reassured 24/7. Its this harshness that have moulded men into what they are today, unfortunately the sissification has already begun.
>>28829230
That's a male power fantasy. You created it, you fix it.:^)
Ever wonder what is she doing tonight?
Ever wonder that even if you get a gf, she probably loves someone else and is only with you because she can't get the chad cock?
Ever wonder why she lost her virginity instead of saving it for you?
Ever wonder why she didn't save her first kiss for you?
Jokes on you my gf has saved all of that for me. Still have the bloody sheets
Do you make these threads to torment robots or just to torment yourself?
>>28829128
If they knew the girl would turn out into a leprechaun, she would be denied the role. Now its too late.