Anyone here go unbullied throughout highschool?
Were you so alien that bullying you was like trying to explain to an oblivious foreigner that his visa got declined? Were your reactions not amusing enough?
I got bullied in middle school, but in high school I learned that as long as you're funny people will tolerate you, at least, they wouldnt make fun of you
I was bullied well more like constantly teased in middle school but I went to a high school were none of my classmate went to so I was a nobody and pretty much kept quiet so I wasn't bothered at all, positively or negatively....
>>28830376
>Were you so alien that bullying you was like trying to explain to an oblivious foreigner that his visa got declined? Were your reactions not amusing enough?
I was not one of these people, but I knew people like this. If I ever have to do something like high school again, I've made a mental note that this is exactly the kind of person I want to be.
you ever realize how fucking cute crawfish are?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYyqRj9nx28
>>28830409
that's a crayfish
>>28830461
Crawfish and crayfish are synonyms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFRzZBhv5gA
I made this song tonight. Idc, I'm gonna kill myself so I thought I let it all out before I go.
Nnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccuuuu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwmMz2LtSME
>>28830361
DAYUM! HOT ASS BEAT CLAP!
Is ISIS the beta uprising of our generation? They're anti degeneracy, anti-normie, and anti women. If they didn't hate anime it'd be perfect.
>mudslimes
>not human garbage
>>28830348
They'll be joined by all the virgin mudbeards in Europe who demographically can't get gfs no matter what
If they weren't shitskins, then they'd be the good guys.
>want to kill imaginary dinosaurs
>parents are home
I'm 26 btw
>tfw when I was a kid I would stage little battles between different stamps on Kid Pix and give them different stats
>tfw sometimes I'd build up whole armies and take both sides like playing a game of retard chess with myself
You can do it in your mind
>>28831381
I used to imagine lots of crabs fighting T-rexes. Mostly it would just be crabs getting stomped and kicked around the room but sometimes the crabs would get the upper hand.
>>28831381
>>28831921
See you guys are my people. These are the kind of things I have done and never shared with anyone.
>set up sims level role playing with my coin collection
>queen elizabeth is mom and abe Lincoln is dad
>sons and daughters are various prime ministers and presidents
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Are you guys ready for the best comedy of the year?
That fat bitch ends up fucking a nigger
Why don't the people that make movie posters ever put the names of the actors in the order that they appear on the poster?
>>28830230
I want to see a movie about how to be single for a robot
Act I
>Fade in
>Robot playing CoD (because normie movie producers fucking suck)
>Use an empty mountain dew bottle as a pisser
>Mom brings up tendies, asks what friends are doing
>"Oh everyone's busy mom
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She was talking to her boyfriend and said she was going to sell my cemetery plot to someone.
Father and sister are buried there and there's two more spots for me and my mother. She said it's no use having one for me and she doesn't really care what happens to me now and she hopes I kill myself.
Go to syria and fight for assad, then. Commit genocide on those rebel fucks. take out your anger
Sounds rough man, need someone to talk to?
Your mom sounds like an asshole, how much has she done in her life anyways?
Don't let her get you down.
Fuck her over by killing yourself before she sells it. Leave a note that you want to be with your sister.
isn't the solution to simply become the Chad? I mean all it is is mindset right? That should not be too hard to change your mindset, get fit and be confident. That is how you escape the robot prison.
You don't understand. These people WANTS to be robots. They may be whining on and on about >tfw no gf, but they really think their current situation is better off than being a normie.
Unless you have no motivation
>>28830158
you're born as chad. personality can be changed. I'm not even gonna read the rest of your post
I want to be a awesome person
but im not
how do I become a awesome person?
just kill a bunch of women and you'll be celebrated
>>28830093
Save the life of some very famous person and you'll get a few seconds of fame.
>>28830093
I've never once met an awesome person in my entire life, not once.
Don't you worry, /r9k/. You can always become a somebody one day. Look to the example of Hitler. He was like many of you in his youth and look what he did for himself.
Here are some excerpts from his childhood friend's book about him.
On his school life
>"His classmates, mostly from solid, good-class Linz families, cold-shouldered the strange boy who arrived daily 'from amongst the peasants'"
p.59
>"In class he rarely came to anybody's notice. He had no...
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On his loneliness and solitary nature
>"Although he always felt a sense of responsibility for everything that happened, he was always a lonely and solitary man, determined to reply upon himself, and so to reach his goal"
p.165
>"But he? Where should he have gone that Christmas Eve? He had no acquaintances, no friends, nobody who would have received him with open arms. For him the world was hostile and empty. [...] All he ever told me of that Christmas Eve was that he had wandered around for...
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On Adolf as a friend, and his introversion
>"He no longer attended school; did nothing to get himself job training; lived with his mother and let her keep him. But he was not idle: this period of his life was filled with restless activity. He sketched, he painted, he wrote poetry, he read"
p.62
>"At Linz, Hitler made neither a good not a bad impression on me. He was also not a leader in class. He was slim and upright, his face mostly pale and gaunt, and there was almost a consumptive look about...
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>"I was surprised he had so much spare time and asked innocently whether he had a job. 'Of course not', was his gruff reply [...] He did not consider that any particular work [...] was necessary for him"
p.29/30
>"Many other qualities which are characteristic of youth were lacking in him: a carefree letting go of himself, living only for the day, the happy attitude of 'what is to be, will be'. His idea was that these were things that did not become a young man"
p.43
>"He had no comprehension of enjoyment of life as others knew it. He did not smoke, he did not drink, and in Vienna, for instance, he lives for days on milk and bread only"
p.39
>"When we passed by the Cafe Baumgartner he would get wildly worked up about the young men who were exhibiting themselves at marble-topped tables behind the big window panes and wasting their time in idle gossip, without apparently realizing how much this indignation was contradicted by his own way of life"
p.30
Who #teampepsi here?
I prefer #coke
I stopped drinking soda all together.
The regular stuff gives you diabetes, and the diet gives you cancer.
>>28830646
> diet gives you cancer.
so that's why I can't poop
Is she a virgin?
Has she sucked a penis?
Has she kissed a guy?
>no
>doesn't like fellatio much
>yes
>>28829976
c-can we have a lavren thread?
>>28830124
No
she's a disgusting whore who didn't save her first kiss for me
>May 26, 2016
>I'm going to be 26 in 4 days
>no friends
>never a gf
>on ebt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhxCn96Jvp4
>>28829965
It feels like just yesterday it was January 1st or 2nd. I had a really good feeling about the year. I was talking to a girl who I though was falling for me. It looked like things were on the up.
5 months later, we haven't spoken since February. I'm stuck taking college courses for a major I no longer have a passion for. I stopped enjoying exercising and I have nothing to look forward to.
>>28830007
Happy 26th birthday anon.
I'm almost 25 myself and filled with regret. If time stopped and I had just 5 extra years to catch up, things could have been so much different.
I've just had a dream that made me feel really bad
A cute imaginary neighbour came to my apartment. She browsed my magazines and mangos, it was all very casual and we just hanged out
I had almost forgotten that I was lonely, now I'm having this terrible feeling
Soon it'll a year since I've last talked to a girl, or had anyone over
Also, after that I dreamt of bugs, they were big and stuck to everything, horrible things
>after that I dreamt of bugs, they were big and stuck to everything, horrible things
spoopy
>>28829924
That's your brain's way of telling you that you can't go on. Listen to it.
>>28830037
What to do then, should I just end it?
HELP ME ROBOTS
I made a Tinder profile, you might remember me from yesterday. It's basically a troll profile, but anyway I got a bunch of matches and one messaged me, and this time she's real, not a bot
WTF DO I SAY? I'll post pics of my profile and her message momentarily
Idk how to into social interaction, idk how to talk to people, pls halp
Here is my profile, I'll post her message next
And the message
Wat do?
GET IN HERE ROBOTS
HELP ME