CHILDREN BORN IN THE YEAR 2000 ARE LOSING THEIR VIRGINITY RIGHT NOW, IN TWO YEARS THEY WILL BE LEGAL ADULTS TOO.
HAHAHA
Kids born after 9/11 already having children.
>>28838105
Mods will be komming for ya, m8. Ya had better delete that comment.
>>28838149
>Hehe!
>:'D
>bad jokes
>fb pic
Get back to plebbit, famalam.
>wake up
>unexpected job offer appears
>go to the interview, act cool
>my current job is shit, but i am used to it and would like to keep it for a while longer and am good at it
>new job is better and have higher pay and family pressures me, but I am not sure I want to take it or even can do it
>tfw i have to decide until tomorrow
Take the new job, faggot. You said yourself your current job is shit, so why continue to wallow un mediocrity?
>>28837909
i am comfortable being mediocre and i am a pussy
Don't take the job. You can't let people pressure you into doing things or else it's not your life. If you accept the job, there's no turning back. If you wait there will be a better job that comes that fits your ideals better.
Because today is my last day of high school, I'm going to fucking do it, I'm gonna grope that freshman girl's ass today, and maybe I'll get her number and fuck her this weekend or tomorrow or some shit.
Wish me luck guys
Wierd post. Lychee is delicious though.
>>28837845
Good luck man.
Be prepared to be slapped and punched in the dick though
>>28837845
godspeed anon, may kek bless your journey
What's your favorite candy? I'm curious.
I would rim an actual fish for some swedish fish right now
>>28837815
I've been buying Skittles a lot. Pity they're relatively expensive.
Every time I resolve to eat them apiece, bore of it rapidly and eat the rest in two-three handfuls.
I once bought a berry-flavoured set which I loved, but haven't seen since. Beside it, there's only the sour one here, not fun at all.
>>28837815
Licorice is the best
age 12
>don't worry anon, your bullies will get what's coming to them later on! life will teach them a lesson!
age 24
>the three bullies I bothered to look up on fb are all successful with wives, gfs or nice jobs
You can always just go hunt them down
>>28837675
This. Abusiveness is directly related to happiness.
>>28837706
(But of course people are still going to poppsychologize that 'deep inside, they're unhappy with their lives', with no basis in reality. Just world delusion runs truly deep.)
>mom found the sex fetus
>dad found my adult teen baby box
>FBI found the jump drive
>wife's son found the GEEEECH
Does anyone else feel like Blacks have caused a disruption in the world? I actually think blacks must have been a mistake through evolution
Every other race has redeeming qualities. Arabs,Asians,Whites,Hispanics all of these groups have significantly contributed to the betterment of humanity as a whole. Blacks have done absolutely nothing. They can't even govern a country properly and they blame all of their problems on other races (predominantly white and Asians)
Of course,people will say "It's white people's fault!" but that is bull....
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Its It's their nature to be violent, ignorant savages. Look at the North Sentanalize..... Most of them have never even seen a white man, let alone a piece of modern tech, yet they still live like the most violent savages you can imagine and kill anything that isnt just like them.
The issue is that everyone tries to exclude themselves and their group from being part of the problem.
You're as big an issue as the blacks, OP.
>>28837573
>Enslave blacks
>Abuse them
>Strip them their heritage
>Go back to Africa and buy out their land and create segregation laws and keep them from upper class
>Do same thing in America
>Kill off activists that spoke against racism but the Kkk and police killing blacks are okay
>Media degrades blacks...
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Why are people so against robots replacing workers? It makes everything better, faster, more consistent. The service industry will be much better for the customer. Sounds great to me.
yeah
id love to watch the global economy collapse and have a billion people living in the street
>no jobs
>no money for workers
>workers thus have no money to spend
>thus businesses arent selling shit
only way around this is a universal basic income
but where will the money come from?
taxes
but how will businesses pay taxes if they have no customers?
they wont.
and that's why robots are a bad thing
>>28837561
Not every job can be automated. If you're incompetent enough to not get a job that actually requires more than menial simple tasks then that's on you.>>28837546
>can't get job without reference
>can't get reference without job
>and have to play 60 bucks cash up front during interview
When did things get so crooked?
>When did things get so crooked?
Couple centuries ago.
We're still figuring it out.
>>28837539
>and have to play 60 bucks cash up front during interview
wtf
>>28837539
>and have to play 60 bucks cash up front during interview
What the hell are you talking about? who pays to get a job?
I don't belong here, and I want out. It's been too long.
Mind elaborating? I'm in a similar situation.
There isn't any way out.
>>28837498
Source on that pic . pepe please
What's the worst trait out of the big three: Fat, bald or short.
I'd argue it's short or bald because you can fix being fat, but being fat is probably a sign of being unhealthy.
Balding makes you look way older, I'm personally tall (though my entire country is) and I never really found out why being short is such a big deal.
I'm heavily balding myself so I'm obviously biased towards that pick but I'd like to hear opinions.
Obviously combinations of the three are the worst.
If you're young, balding seems like the worst.
Then again, I'm a fat worthless piece of shit at 5'7 and 135 lb, so it's not like it matters that I'm not balding.
>>28837493
Speaking as a woman: short.
Balding isnt that bad, you can always shave it all off and it looks okay. You can lose fat and many women like bigger guys.
>>28837493
>I'm personally tall (though my entire country is) and I never really found out why being short is such a big deal.
No shit
Short is the worst, followed by bald then fat. Fat can be lost, but the other 2 are uncontrollable.
I want to hold hands with a girl who has long, delicate fingers.
Girls' hands are always warm and soft desu
t. someone who once has held hands with a girl that wasn't family related
>>28837512
my hands are warm and soft too...
do you now ahahah
so my mother just tried to kill me with a broken glass moments ago
she dropped my phone on the pool and didn't apologize so I said "you wont even apologize?"
she said "i don't need to apologize" and dropped her glass of juice out of nowhere
I said "what the fuck is wrong with you"
she started listing every single thing i'm doing wrong in life
I told her how that has nothing to do with my phone under water
she grabbed the broken glass and throws it to my head, she barely misses, I get cut and says "i was aiming...
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gonna need more than that if you want me to get interested.
post a picture of the cut on your head
clearly she is sick of you being a pathetic neet
take it as a sign you should try and turn your life around
remind her of this incident when you are successful, then ell her to fuck herself
have a stoned doggo
call 911
or 999
or 112
You may ask me one question and one question only. I will fix your life, help you out of a tough situation or even just keep you company, but you only get one question and you shall receive only one answer.
how do I go about getting a qt ex-escort marina gf
What is the meaning of life?
Robot
>>28837478
How do I become more confident, wizard-san?
>graduating in two hours
>Balls deep inside trap asshole while he leaks cum on the sofa as you browse arcanine on a laptop on his back
>>28837446
What the hell is that black thing on that guy's face
>>28837513
Looks like a temporary tattoo or something. I'm unsure