What are your favorite stories from your life?
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>>28846773
You can still try.
Running away when I was a kid, I didn't get very far away from home (like 60 miles) but it was still a experience that I won't forget.
>When you see a loli wearing white tights with black panties.....walking with their mom
>>28846741
CONTAIN IT.
>>28846741
>3Dpd
Origin
>>28847599
It's also impossible, it's like these bitches want to get raped
>be wagie
>have a lot of disposable income
>spend at least $500 weekly on candy
>all I want to eat whenever I want to eat it
>csq
>$500 weekly on candy
You serious? Post some pictures of a candy stash or wrappers or something. How do you manage $500 in fucking candy if so?
>>28846681
>spend at least $500 weekly on candy
no wonder you are here, i mean, being a disgusting fat fuck and all
What kind of candy and how much of it?
What's cringier: reading manga or watching amine?
>>28846639
probably reading manga because you probably don't read manga in the western world unless you've already been infected by anime
but who gives a fuck honestly, just get whatever small enjoyment you can out of life
why would you read mangoes?
manga
>>28846696
because s2 never
and you can read at your own pace instead of while subs are up
Why is short hair on girls objectively perfect?
>>28846616
i dunno about short hair but she has nice eyes.
because you are objectively wrong
>>28846616
It's not. She looks ridiculous with that haircut and, quite frankly, looks like a man. That cancer mole on her cheek is pretty hideous as well.
>mfw a woman speaks to her cat/dog in a weird high pitched voice
Dropped
>he doesn't shave his taint and asshole
D-R-O-P-P-E-D
>>28846576
Haha I do this. But I'm a guy. Ha-ii Meesta Keytee!!!
>>28846599
what you doin exploring around those parts
Time for another chart thread.
Avoid posting your own without rating someone.
Template in first comment.
Rate, discuss and criticize each other.
Here the template be
>>28846559
how self absorbed can you be
>>28846584
It's nice to start conversations and rate with other people famdingle
Do you ever wish you had someone to share hobbies/interests with? What things in particular would you most want to share?
>>28846539
I thought for a long time it could have been nice to share my interests with a girl. Than I found my oneitis.
After a couple of years, she broke my heart.
Fuck 3d, forever.
Nice pic btw, here's an Hanako for you.
What's your katawa waifu, dear anon-friend?
>>28846885
Hanako, of course. Though, I can appreciate Rin's interest in art.
It seems hopeless to find a girlfriend to share interests with, but with some luck I hope that maybe I can find good friends to work on things with.
>>28847354
I'm glad I found another Hanako fan here on /r9k/.
Here's ahugfor you, I hope you'll have a happy life
>tfw talking to people all over the world
>On the internet
>On my phone
>tfw the 3DS exists
>>28846505
>tfw bought 25kg of food and vegetables online for only 150 euros all with a click of a button
>3DS
even more autistic than a PSP/Vita
pic related, average handheld gamer
>tfw I have complete freedom of speech and am able to make racist death threats to children at my whim
18 years old
Last day of school tomorrow
What should I do?
Skip. Nothing ever happens on the last day of school.
Like the other dude said, skip the last day. Also, try to keep your summer-shitposting on reddit.
smoke meth, buy yourself a gun and shoot some normies
Last time i'll be talking to you guys. I finally completed my checklist and I'll be growing up and moving on. Thanks for holding me back.
Wikipedia education aka insufferable psuedointellectual
Should have kept the long hair if it was straight and you can keep it clean. Chicks dig it.
>still using notepad
Who here /no passion/?
>Be me age 11
>Uncle buys me magic book and deck of cards for birthday
>Practice that shit day and night and get pretty good and slight of hand tricks and cardistry
>Show off my skills to some lads at school
>Their initial amazement of the tricks eventually descends into hostility towards me for not revealing how I did them
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>>28846328
what did they say when you got your revenge?
I'm really sorry that happened, OP. That's really fucking awful
>>28846328
>going to school
this meme has to end
sorry to hear that OP :(
I'm accepting a new batch of slaves, interested?
>1. Slaves are not allowed to speak unless spoken to.
>2. Slaves must address me as either Mistress Samantha or Goddess Samantha except in public where I am to be addressed as Lady Samantha.
>3. Slaves must kneel in my presence and crawl like a worm at all times unless told otherwise.
>4. Slaves may never look directly in my face or cunt without my permission. Slave eyes must be kept...
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>>28846306
Yes pls Mistress Samantha...
>Samantha
into the fucking trash.
>>28846306
>bowing down before a woman
dont tell me you're in the gunther tier /r9k/...
>>28846287
Chad tier all the way bruh
>>28846287
Freddy tier kv reporting
>>28846339
>chad
>on /r9k/
>tfw female with virgin fetish
>tfw now I know there's no 20-25 year old virgins in the western united states who are not unshowered potato men
Just wanna see a socially awkward qt have a panic attack while I touch his dick :(
>tfw 28
Well whatever
you're not a woman
you're a gay man
>>28846238
find a college anime club
a lot of robots dont realize they're attractive
signed,
fembot cherry popper