A girl orbiter brought all of this for me, and im still not fucking her.
This is hilarious.
Elaborate OP.
Who is she?
How do you know her?
How do you know she's a orbiter?
>>28848416
Your mom doesn't count as an orbiter, faggot
>>28848416
You should get her to bring you a camera that is not a potato
>tfw no 18x bf
>>28848396
What does 18x mean?
>>28848434
he want's 18 bfs
is a 74d bf okay?
This is the future you chose.
Only despair now.
>>28848389
I didn't choose to have shit endomorph genes
>>28848389
His skeleton is crying
Press F to pay respects to trooper skelly.
>>28848475
F
What is that like 100lbs of body fat?
At 2lbs a week, he could be almost underweight for his height in just 50 weeks. One year.
Of course he would need to eat right and exercise for the whole time, but it's not impossible.
>want to go see a shrink
>if I was 100% honest with them they'd just lock me up again
anyone know this feel?
>>28848372
>again
ok
Why would they lock up such a fine gentleman like you, OP?
>>28848372
Get meds tell them only enough
Pic unrelated
Does anybody have any tips on finding girlfriend's vagina?
Each other have only been having sex for the last couple months now, and we're still having trouble finding the hole at times, which leads to awkward and frustrating sex at times
>>28848350
Throw flour and stick your dick in the wet spot.
the far right wing should go full Islam. kek
>>28848379
Kek.
>>28848350
Have you tried looking at her vagina?
>Be 27
>Mildly successful (45k/yr after taxes)
>Work a 9-5 job, it's boring but low-stress
>Live in a 1 BR apartment in a decent neighborhood
>Mom visits after I get off work to give me some cookies
>"So what do you do after you get home from work?"
>Tell her my daily routine (watch a little TV, shower, smoke a little weed, eat dinner, play vidya,...
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You'll always have us.
Love you.
>>28848326
In a few years your friends will start getting divorced.
>>28848326
Just ascend to the next level.
I feel sorry for little girls. I remember talking to girls my age when I was a kid and some of them seemed like they had a lot of potential.
Fast forward a decade and they're all idiots who have no personality. You can't tell two of them apart based on the way they type. What the hell happens during puberty that puts an end to this potential?
they evolved to make babies and keep them alive. now society frowns on that, so the one thing they were good at they're not now because it has negative social consequences.
no point giving a shit about it, bitches are bitches.
In elementary school I got bullied a lot, but there was this girl named we can call E. E was sweet to me, chubby girl who was nice despite me being a shy chubster, after I moved I connected with one of my only friends from my old school, here is how E turned out.
>After I left in 6th grade she stayed consistently smart until grade 8
>She got her first "boyfriend" who was the same age
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>>28848548
>got more if theres interest, in depth stories if youd like
I'm sick and in bed so if you don't mind typing them up I'll definitely read them.
i have finally given up on getting a gf guys
i will accept the fact that i will end up alone for the rest of my life, never try again to get what i can't have or deserve.
>be me
>beta af
>have no friends
>kissless virgin
>no one finds me attractive
>no girl even knows my name
>tries to get their attention, fail as usual
>switch...
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'never ever give up' - donald j trump
you will find girl op. she will come to you and love you and be everything yo u always wanted. dont give up. shes out there looking for you
dont kill self anon pls. shes out there, i know it
>>28848329
i am afraid it is too late for me
already made the choice, who ever is looking for he will find eventualy, until then i will be walking on my way "alone" i don't time to wast on waiting for something might never come or someone that never exist
hey /r9k/ my girlfriend is pregnant. what do?
>>28848227
kick her in the balls
notify the father
Did you atleast prep the bull?
How does one acquire full-body bulletproof armor?
>>28848200
y Anon u gonna shoot up a school?
>>28848294
seems legit
http://www.marsarmor.com/
>>28848200
bumping for intense interest
Do you robots identify with holden caufield. I recently re-read it and I see even more of myself in holden caufield
Also fucking that faggot maurice, holden was based for refusing to give him the money
>>28848177
Was Salinger a robot?
>>28848205
absolutely, you have to be to be able to write up someone like caufield
>>28848177
>calls up a prostitute
>just wants to talk
>gets beat up by her alpha chad gigolo
Holden was just like us
A girl was raped by 30 guys in Brazil
What do you make of that, /r9k/?
Well that sucks
It's not even about hating women versus not hating women, hating minorities versus not hating minorities. People are just animals. And that sucks.
>>28848169
It sounds like an average day in Braseel to me.
Whatever man. Thats life.
Hooker gave me a blowjob about a week ago, without a condom. Ever since then tip of my penis has been itching me like crazy. It's not like a burning sensation, but an itch. Anybody knows what this could probably be? Hopefully it's a curable STD/STI, or maybe this is just my anxiety running on.
Sounds like an oral to penile fungus
Serves you write for letter a filthy hooker slob on your knob.
its cancer aids
sounds like syphillis. some places give free std tests you idiot
Do you feel guilty for being a loser? Especially towards your parents?
>>28848113
My parents gave me their loser genetics.
>tfw
>overweight skinnyfat even though I eat extremely healthy
>eyebags
>pale w/ vitiligo
>baggy eyes
>baby face
>receding hairline
>cystic acne
Fuck 'em.
>>28848163
Do you actively hate them or just resent them?
>>28848113
Yes.
My parents brought me into this world through no choice of my own, and I really believe that means they're responsible for me and it's not morally reasonable to expect someone to accept responsibility for their own life when they never agreed to any of it.
I still feel guilty. My parents may not have been perfect (they raised an absolute failure of a NEET KHHV son, after all) but they did love me and at least try. I wish I could at least get a job and cover some of my expenses. I wish...
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>SQUAWK SQUAWK WITE BOI
>>28848055
But OP, that no pump a rum, that no pickle pee.
>>28848055
We should really be giving more animals knives
>how ironic that I will be the one eating crow tonight