So at what point does suicide become a legitimate option and not something edgy or angsty? Recently ive been thinking about what the fuck ill amount to in life, and honestly it doesnt look that great. I got into drugs at a pretty young age so I didnt really do that well in school, and now I feel pretty much retarded, ill probably have a job that I hate for the rest of my existence, probably wont have a gf anytime soon, ill have bills to stress about till the end of time. I mean whats the point in continuing the madness if you know you've already lost the game?
>>29920367
you have to wait until 27. then you can choose. it's a rule.
It's a legitimate option when YOU decide it to be one, people kill themselves for a million and one different reasons, some probably less 'legitimate' than others but if that person deems it to be the only option then it's their choice. It's in the name, suicide means killing YOURSELF therefore YOU decide.
>>29920380
That's only for celebrities though
If I think a girl likes me more than I like her what do I do /advr9k/?
Reverse Elliot.
>>29920344
keep sperging out in front of her
If she still wants you, she's your gf now.
Make her a bowl of spaghetti then nether talk to her again.
Good morning, wagecuck.
You are halfway through your week of slavery. Your two days of freedom are in sight.
Another day, another dollar.
>laying in bed with my laptop
>need to get out to get to work
>my body feels so heavy
>it just wants to lay here
I need to get going..
I hate my life. I just want to be a rich neet.
>>29920295
the best things in life are free dear neet friend
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fhA7HMZXbo
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help get me laid /r9k/
bump you autistic fuckers
>>29920242
Ask her if she'd like to go grab some watermelon some time, since she's so cute.
go go go, i wanna get laid
>tfw healslut
how do you deal with the fact that you'll never be able to make sikk & mad playz?
>2016
>still a lolcuck
>>29920327
>2016
>judging others' taste
>>29920605
>2016
>stil having sjw mindset
>just set up a date with tinder qt for this Friday
>she says she wants to go downtown, smoke weed, play pokemon go, then chill at her house
>says she thinks I'm "very attractive", even after seeing my shitty jewbook photos
My luck might just turn around boys.
How do I not fuck this up?
Just act how you'd normally act when you're chilling with your friends. Don't overthink it. If she already thinks you're cute you'd pretty much have to actively make an effort to fuck it up at this point.
>>29920299
Good advice. My main problem with everything is overthinking pretty much. I'm the kind of person who has to think there's a logical reason behind everything I do and what could/couldn't happen.
I don't know what we could do though besides getting food or something. I don't have a car and just smoking weed and playing pokemon go sounds like a fucking lame date that won't go anywhere.
>>29920357
That's not all she wants to do fgt.
Honestly that sounds way more fun then going to the movies or getting a burger or some gay shit. It's just a fun thing to do, not the ONLY thing you'll do. Just see where it goes and what she wants to do when you meet up. Act naturally. I'm sure you'll find something and if not go back to her place and watch a movie.
>yfw you realize "lewd" is an actual, real word and not just some meme-word
why didnt anyone tell me?
Because plebeians with a small vocabulary are often considered annoying.
Also "meme" in the context you're using it is a "cliche". You ever heard of a thesaurus?
>>29920240
>You ever heard of a thesaurus?
no, what is it?
im just watching to catch a predator at ankhstream.net, and that fucker just said
>LEWD ACTS ON A MINOR
again. top fucking kek.
Open a book once
>paid $380 to see a psychiatrist to write a medical letter to reduce my job search requirements. (And hopefuly autismbux)
>downplay my mental illness when i finally see psychiatrist
JUST. FUCKING JUST
This is how deep my self-sabotage actually runs. I can't help but fuck everything up. FUCK FUCK FUCK /blogpost
>>29920221
although i dont have to pay for this living in england, i have the same problem, everytime i go to appointments i cant give it to them straight, i just want to leave asap so say im fine
>>29920246
I told myself many times to just give it to himself straight or even exaggerate a little and stil fucked it up. Now i have to find another fucking psychiatrist if the letter of the current psychiatrist isnt good enough. Yeah, thats right im shopping for doctors. Im done with the welfare system always on my ass. And no I cant fucking work
>>29920221
Sometimes they will suspect that you're exaggerating your problems, and it's better that they believe you're down playing your issues than exaggerating them.
If they're experienced they may know about downplaying, at least if you go to somebody regularly they'll catch onto it.
Its 5:52am and I can't fall asleep
I suspect Ill knock out around 7 and sleep till 3pm
most of my day will be wasted by the time I wake up and the cycle will continue
im not rly sure what to do
even considering getting a job just to force myself to stop sleeping my life away
>>29920136
same. worst part is i have an interview soon
keep sleeping anon, theres nothing out here for you.
It's 11 am and I am going back to bed soon.
Why are you so sad, /r9k/?
Wouldnt it be easier if you just be contempt with what you have and make the best of your life?
Growing out of peer pressure isnt that hard you know.
Wouldn't it be easier to do a bunch of heroin and end it all though?
>>29920117
>Why are you so sad, /r9k/?
I'm not that sad. I've almost fully accepted my situation. I am much happier when I'm alone than if ever I have to speak with the handful of family who are the only humans I see.
I do get sad that I can't hug my waifu every night, though. I could also do with some relief from health problems.
it's a lot harder when everyone is pretty much trying to force you to be just like everyone else.
Robots, what is your sexual orientation?
It was straight 5 years ago. I'm not so sure now.
>>29920077
I really like women, but these days when I see a futa and or trap that looks 99% female, I'm tempted
I need help lads how do I get back into hentai?
Back a few years ago seeing a picture like that would set me off but now I feel nothing
Please help
Do you think you will ever get your shit together, or do you expect to die a virgin?
I'm 27 and I don't see myself changing
>>29920055
In my opinion, once you reach 25 as a virgin, you'll never lose it in a natural relationship. You'd either have to pay for it or take in a single mother who wants beta bucks. That's the best you'll ever get.
Think about how all the normal people get to fuck dozens of women and how Chad fucks hundreds of women and you can't even get one girl to smile at you when saying hi.
>>29920090
no anon
you're under thr illusion that you're obliged to stay within your age-range when it comes to dating
OP could still fuck 18 year olds well in to his 30s if he got ripped, got a car and worked on his social skills a bit
women love older men
remember that movie fast time at ridgemont high
the main girl who was like 14 fucked a 35 year old just because
don't give up home OP
you just have to try
>>29920055
I work in a retirement community.
A lot of the senior citizens Im sort of familiar with will just blurt out every now and then something like "i haven't heard about your gf yet anon"
They're totally confused when they find out I'm not in any sort of relationship or anything. They occasionally might confuse youth with good looks a little bit, but I feel like they can tell ugly from average. A few do recommend that itI find a better job, because they know Im making nothing.
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>Anon, my shorts are so full of poop I feel like I'm an Indian chick
>can I pleeeeeease take them off a day early?
Why do you make these stupid ass threads?
>>29919995
Please fuck off you dumb brap poster
>>29919995
Just for a second imagine how dissapointed your parents would be if they saw you post rubbish like this.
Who here is on track to be a 40 year old virgin? I'm 6 years away.
>>29919969
I was 8 years away then I randomly lost it. Sex is pretty amazing. A gf + sex really changes your life. Suddenly everything is right with the world and life is comfy.
>>29919969
34 years old and you havent had sex once?
You think about losing weight? Even ugly people can fuck other uggos.
>>29920068
>Suddenly everything is right with the world and life is comfy.
Not for long.
I can't fucking stand rich cunts. They have no idea how easy their life is,but they'll be the first ones to complain about it to all their super rich, yacht-going normie fuckfriends to get the bland, fake sympathy they crave.
Anyone who goes, or went, on holiday at least once a year. Even once every two years cannot post in this thread.
Did it occur to you that some people are rich because they worked hard for it? Not everyone has money due to inheritance.
>>29919986
That only applies to people over 25 years old.
You can't tell me some 18-20 year old normie kid actually worked hard for his money and doesn't just have a rich daddy who buys all the shit he wants.
>>29919986
Nobody gets rich in this world without knowing people, and nobody knows people without being either super normie, or being born into a social circle with connections.
This is literally a 'be yourself' argument.