Well summer is starting in three days...
Is there any worse season? I will have to look at stacies in barely any clothes flirting with guys and enjoying life while I will be at home play video games. Not to mention I have allergy to sun. Just fuck my summer up. What are your plans for summer robots?
turning up the a/c and shitposting
>>28855486
>play vidya with friends
>go on biking trips with best friend
>play vidya alone
>go to my job
>masturbate
>It's hot
>Turn up AC
>Make a cool drink
>Get into pajamas
>Close blinds
>Play FFVI
>Forget about everything but games til I hear sussurus
>Turn on lamp light
>Crack open a good book
>Snuggle into slumber
im comfy
FUCK YOU /R9K/
>be me
>21
>uni fag
>there's this gril in one of my classes
>she's cute and the same height as me
>thinking I can't get her because /r9k/ told me manlets and dicklets don't get girls only Chads do
>fast forward to last month
>we are paird together
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I look forward to the long greentext after she cucks you with chad and Tyrone you failed normie cunt
>>28855478
This will be fun. Please tell us how it happened when she realized, it was just a facade and you're actually not good enough. :o)
You're gonna get your heart shattered, OP.
For those who don't know, Alison Rapp was a female employee of Nintendo of America and self-confessed "nerd girl" who was fired by NoA for "moonlighting".
It was later discovered this other job was in fact her being a high-end escort.
To me, Rapp is interesting because she's this almost perfect personification of a stereotypical femanon. She:
[x] Is a gamer gurl.
[x] Is a weeaboo.
[x] Has tattoos.
[x] Has piercings.
[x] Has candy-colored dyed hair.
[x] Is highly promiscuous.
[x] Is extremely left-wing.
[x]...
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She is legitimately fucking hot.
>>28855447
Yeah. She's my "type", in a fucked up way.
I know she's crazy, I know she's riddled with self-esteem and daddy issues, but girls like her are intoxicating if you know them.
I met a former nintendo employee. She was grandma age and still played vidya regularly. Said it kept her mind active.
i dont think anything else in gaming has so easily and thoroughly annoyed me
RESPOND TO MY THRAEDF
Took me 6 tries, OP.
Why are you so shit?
I managed to get the sun sigil when I was a child.
So how does it feel r9k knowing that over the next 50 years almost all jobs will be replaced by robots and almost everybody will be NEETS?
Theres no way it wont happen, companies can make too much money using robots instead of people.
>>28855097
If you think everyone will be given money for free, you are mistaken. Most people will be poor and homeless, maybe.
>>28855097
>no one has jobs
>everybody is poor
>companies will make money
I don't follow
>>28855145
yeah thats what i worry about. the value of a human will be dropped drastically as we no longer would need 95% of the human race.
Who /ugly/ here?
I am 26 and i never had a girl interested in me, i feel so bad on missing out on teen and young adult pussy. If i wasn't short and ugly this wasn't going to happen. My misery was ensured before i was even sentient.
>tfw too ugly
>people always looked at me disgusted
>>28854998
teenage love is retarded, you didn't miss out on anything. it's nothing like the way it's portrayed in movies
Romeo and Juliet is one of the most popular stories of all time and it's about how fucking stupid teenage relationships are
What an irony, I'm like 6.2 but I've never EVER had a situation that my height made me feel like it's some kind of peculiarity. In this case people usually expect you to be at sports, but I was really bad both at sports and general studies. Also I'm ugly I guess, regarding facial features.Yeah, life sucks ass
Soo... what should we call pic related?
Someone said Egg man mkII
>>28854873
Reminds me of gmod NPC's for some odd reason
>>28854873
If gman had a worse hair line and a worse bone structure.. then yeah..
>>28854873
Skull Man.
Does anyone else feel like they have no personality? I have maybe two traits I can say I have, but they're hardly indicative or anything. Other than that, I have an extremely poor memory, and I'm quiet. I feel so boring.
Just act...learn how other people behave and copy them no matter how weird it feels.
>>28854745
That's what I do now. No one hates me; I'm harmless, and I blend in well. I've always been a good listener because I can respond somewhat perceptively and concisely, but I realized that I've never talked about myself before. There's not much to talk about. It never got me before, but I feel weird and empty about it.
People at school used to say that to me. That I have no personality.
I probably spent over $4000 on lottery tickets over the past 4 years
>>28854704
Dude you are back. finally winning some?
have you been using the secret/law of attraction like elliot?
>>28854704
Did you win OP?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't Beavis & Butt-head the ultimate fucking robots of the 90's?
>Virgins
>Completely undesirable
>Lived in squalor
>Lazy
>Abused solvents
>Fixated on an electronic screen (Beavis would get severe separation anxiety of he was away from the tv for mere seconds)
>Dropkicks
>Shitty fast-food employment.
They tick most of the boxes.
I guess Todd was Chad
Yeah but they were completely unaware about any of their faults. They still had confidence, even if it got them nowhere
>tfw you realise that you will never be loved
I tried to say it when you first made this post but I love you lad I always will
>>28854644
get a load of this homo
>>28854653
succ me dry baby uWu
Why don't you trap-lovers just admit that you're gay?
>>28854472
I'm gay and I don't like traps so... You're wrong?
>>28854510
i bet you like them muscular men fuck off you fag
>>28854472
you have to be at least bi if you like traps.
and i'm a trap. i actually cringe when traps and trannies think dating/fucking them isn't even a little gay. shit's pretty gay. there's just a fuck ton of sexual dimorphism that hormones and surgeries cant fix. face the sad truth, guys. please...
Debating whether to do some gardening today for extra GBP edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmPapr7Djs
For any of you lads that have signed on Jobseekers, when they ask what savings you have, do they expect proof? I'm nearing my official University course end date, and have a lot of money saved up from Uni since I'm a no life and never needed to spend it.
>>28854511
when will louis tell us what happened?
did lynn have a breakdown?
did 999 ever get called?
is the door ok?
is louis well?
Okay robots lets sort this.
Alpha white guy = Chad
Alpha Black guy = Tyrone
Alpha white girl = Stacey
Alpha Black girl = ?
Alpha Asian guy = ?
Alpha Asian girl = ?
Alpha Latino/a = ?
Alpha Indian? - kek who am I kidding.
Fill in the blanks robots.
>>28853591
Ryosuke is probably the equivalent of Chad.
girls can't be alpha
Hung Low
Big Dong
>>28853591
Alpha Latino = Carlos
Alpha Latino = Marta?
ITT: First masturbation stories
>be me 11 years old
>hear of this masturbation thing
>decide to do it
>tell mom "im gonna masturbate"
>she says "ok honey" with the weirdest look
>no problems here
>go to upstairs bathroom, shut door
>touch peepee for a bit, get hard, confused
>this...
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12344567
you had "apps" where your were 11?
my fucking lord this place is a child's playground.
im leaving this place FOREVER
> be 11 years old
> have an iPad
How fucking old are you now? Underage b&??