Give me your specific >tfw no gf feels
I'll start with mine
>tfw struggling actress gf
>you'll never help her practice her lines late into the night, before collapsing into bed together
>you'll never comfort her after she comes home crying because she waited all day for her audition only for the casters to send her away because they picked someone already
>you'll never have her cuddle up next to you during her weekly...
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>>28869078
You're a fucking faggot mate, that is the worst fantasy ever. You will and should die alone.
Good Lord, obviously you've never met any actresses. Let me redpill you
>> never home because she's "networking"
>> sorry, anon, can you cover my share of the rent? I didn't get a casting... AGAIN!
>> Can I have the credit card again? I need another new wardrobe piece
>> I quit that waitressing job, anon. It was interfering with my pursuit of muh stardom
>>28869132
The "will" I agree with, but "Should"?
Why should that be the case?
Elliot Rodger was a genius.
>>28868984
is that jazz rodger? i haven't seen this rare before, was it posted in that january thread?
poor elliot. i would've been his friend.
>>28868984
What the fuck is always on the right side of his nose? I just wanna pick the shit out it.
You get the opportunity to have a virgin loyal gf who looks exactly like a porn star.
What porn star would she look like?
Chanel Preston
Anri Okita without a doubt
>>28868727
Why can't i just date the pornstar
I mean, we're not being realistic so she isn't going to turn me down
Why do straight guys like traps so much?
>>28868289
Men know what men want, and also don't play games like women.
I've fucked both sides and men give it up basically for free whereas women basically require tons of additional effort to get anywhere, on top of that there's no guarantee you'll actually get anywhere after all that work.
If I want to bust a nut I can either call up some queer/post ad online and get fucked almost asap, whereas with a woman I'd have to take her out/pay for drugs or alcohol, buy condoms, etc and the...
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Because they have the same male brain as males. One takes the role of a woman. Its perfect! There is this weird deeper love between 2 same-sexes. Than if it would be opposite.
>>28868289
>straight guys
>like traps
Pick one
Have you noticed good looking guys never have social anxiety of any type of "mental illness" like that? I've noticed that people with low self esteem and image issues usually have them for a good reason, they're unattractive and they know it. When you know your inferiority you start to second guess yourself. There is a genetic pecking order in all social circles, to deny this is to deny nature.
Ever noticed that handsome social Chads never have "Depression" or commit suicide? It's always some awkward pale lanky virgin that ends up killing themselves.
>>28867998
Well that's only because the way we live kind of forces this type of behavior on us.
Instead of killing the alpha like we would in the wild, we have to live along side him, watch as he beat us in everything and it makes us feel things like anxiety/depression etc.
>>28867998
Mental illnesses aren't real diseases.
Unlike say tumors, if you're not looking for them, you won't find them.
How do I get better at manipulating people?
I have no empathy or care for others but I'm terrible at actually manipulating them
>>28867106
make them like you
Listen to them, and compliment small things that they say/do
You can only manipulate people if they are extremely attracted to you for whatever reason. Other then that people will call u on ur shit. People aren't dumb...
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Next time don't forget to add in a snapchat dog face filter to pepe in your banner pic
>>28864457
lel yeah i have ideas for OP pics, but when janny keeps deleting the threads because he doesnt like them, it doesnt give me time to prepare
more like pic related would be good too. someone with some kind of skill needs to make an autism pals logo to put on it
Next time you should add a TO JANITOR: readme, with reasons why we think this belongs on r9k.
How do you pronounce these boards, robots?
>/fa/
>/mu/
>/pol/
>/soc/
>/sp/
effay
moo
poll
soshe
spuh
>>28864126
>feh
>myoo
>pol
>sok
>espee
Quite inconsistently probably.
>>28864126
fah
muu
pole
sock
es pee
Who /bi or gay robot/ here?
I'm a fagbot. Met my boyfriend through my D&D group.
/straight/ here but considering turning gay for 1 night to get my first sexual experience, it's either that or paying for a hooker but I don't have $200 for a good one.
>>28863004
Fuck the hooker and run or Rob her
Straight /b/ro
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>Age
>Gender
>Country
>Number of people you have had sex with
>Age you lost your virginity
>Which 4chan boards do you frequently use
>Do you smoke?
>Do you drink?
>Do you use drugs?
>Job
>Age 23
>Gender Male
>Country /britfag/
>Number of people you have had sex with? 0
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>>28862605
>Age
29
>Gender
M
>Country
UK
>Number of people you have had sex with
5
>Age you lost your virginity
28
>Which 4chan boards do you frequently use
/r9k/ /tv/ /fit/ and /pol/
>Do you smoke?
No
>Do you drink?
Occasionally
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>>28862661
wtf, you're basically a normie, get the fuck out of here.
sex 5 times?
I've been searching for that photo of rose where she's blowing a bubble with chewing gum. It's an up close photo, not webcam.
Anyone here have it? You guys seem to have inclinations towards waifus.
>>28861035
>she's
M8...
>>28861049
>not she
m80
I know the one you're talking about but unfortunately I don't have it anymore, I cleared out my entire collection.
If you are really desperate, download the .rar and check the pictures folder, specifically the photobooth or favorites folders. It's in one of those.
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GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I'M SICK OF THIS
WHY HAVE YOU NECKBEARDS RUINED EVERYTHING; THE PHRASE FRIEND ZONE INCLUDED
LIKE WHEN I USE THE PHRASE FRIENDZONE I MEAN IT A TOTALLY NOT ENTITLING WAY. LIKE I'M NOT SAYING I DESERVE A GIRL JUST BECAUSE SHE ISN'T INTO ME OR SOME SHIT, THAT'S JUST WHERE I GOT PUT IN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
so this is shitposting that i've heard so much about
>>28874292
if you were friendzoned it's most likely because you are ugly, autistic, or a mix of both. neckbeards are that perfect combination so naturally they get associated with each other. and you can't exactly blame the neckbeards because they can't help it. They only exist in their own little autistic world.
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I am particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me.
first, you need to find an isolated area so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread.
My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit.
Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your Roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet.
You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird.
This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Suck my dick Anon. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences.
I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but still catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.
>Clone a man and a woman
The man will become best friends with his clone. The two will work perfectly together, solve problems quicker, and get along perfectly to form a brotherly bond for a lifetime.
The woman will see despise her clone. It is a shining embodiment of everything she hates about herself and being around the clone only makes her hate herself more.
>Give a man and woman both 3 wishes
In a years time the man will be happier than he's ever been. His lifestyle is fine-tuned...
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>>28874285
Oh we know it
Originalifusolini.
>wondering whether I'd want to share my gf with a perfect clone of myself or not
Besides that I'd probably wish for stupid shit like that my clone was a girl and that I had super powers and forTHAT mistake to be undone but the lesson still remembered. Oh how I want that last one....
>>28874316
this is the only time a train is acceptable: when the other guy is also you
>and yes I said train, not threesome. the fuck thinks a threesome involves 2 men
How are you going to spend the incoming suummer, anon?
Me?
>work at the office
>work at the office
>sometimes half a day alone on the beach
>work at the office
>vidya
>work at the office
>work at the office
>jogging
>work at the office
summer school
>>28874259
Part time job. Washing dishes and cleaning buildings. Getting away from people and my shitty social life and make some money so I can buy myself new GPU.
Sit inside all day collecting NEET bux and drinking/benzoing the day away because I hate my life and I can't get my prescription approved by medicaid when I've tried literally everything else at one point in time and it didn't work but because I haven't done their exact procedure for the last 180 days they deny it.